Robot here. I got invited to some lake party by a bunch of people at my work and they told me to bring swimming stuff. I haven't been swimming in 6 years so I just ordered a random pair online. Well they just got here and they seem short as all fuck. Is this normal in modern times? I just don't want to get roasted tbqh
>>12651386
>2017
>Not wearing speedo's
>>12651386
It really depends on how short. What's the length?
>>12651402
This tbqh take a pic op
>>12651408
>>12651402
Alright pls no bully scoliosis back
>>12651418
It's not too bad, but you should have done some better checking before you bought it.
>>12651418
dud your fine, your fucking swimming who cares about the togs you have on
>>12651424
>not too bad
Fuck man. Would it be weird to just wear basketball shorts? I don't want to have to buy another pair
>>12651418
You're not a skelly, but you aren't fat.
Those are basic swing shorts, nothing to get laugh at.
You are good anon, have fun.
>>12651425
Probably just me I'm extremely autistic though and don't want to stand out in anyway tbqhwy
>>12651430
Thanks lad this thread has reassured me. Appreciate it
Yea those are fine. Long ones are out of style, so make sure to laugh loudly at anyone who's wearing those.
Also if you can manage to get the tip of your penis showing from a side, that goes great.
>>12651636
what kind of swim trunks you wearing they dont have a mesh liner bro lol you don't want fishies to have a nibble at your worm
>>12651386
like everyone else said you are fine
>>12651418
what instrument you play?
>>12651666
IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE FOR? I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS TO CATCH DOO DOO FOR 23 YEARS OF MY LIFE
>>12651418
I have a pair like that and have been complimented on them before
>>12651924
I play cello
>>12652729
Yeah I'm there right now and no one has given me shit which is nice
>>12651666
Satanic trips aprove it
>>12651418
They're ok fa/g
>>12651418
you really need to pull them up holy shit
>>12651418
>the virgin posture
nobody is gonna care about your swimming pants anon
If anyone does - they are more autistic than you
>>12651418
They look fine and for whatever it's worth you don't look like a robot