is it ever effay to fart in public? if so, describe when it happened?

i farted on a kids face in the subway

>>12634512

what happened to make it fashionable?

>>12634501
>if so, describe when it happened
Every time I leave the house

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>>12634515

do people notice these....explusions?

>>12634523
hahahahaha
dude he deleted his twitter bc people were making fun of him for his ugly ass-born face. You'd think being a millionaire, you're insecurities would degenerate.

i think so if you are around high status cool people
farting might make you seem cool as well by showing you arent intimidated by them or trying to impress

if you lift your leg up and loudly announce that you're farting every time it happens then it's effay because you're owning it at that point

>>12634556

Millionaire here.

Insecurities get worse. At first it's liberating never having to think about money, but then your brain turns it's critical gaze upon itself.

I wish I was worrying about money again. At least I can do something about money, can't do shit about my malformed skull and autism :/

>>12637200
I can teach you the path to self improvement which will eventually lead to confidence. They will cost, but I'll be solving both your problems at once.

>>12637200
>>12637980
I have ADD, I'm somewhat intelligent, i make 96K, 23.
should i stay away from the prescriptions, or embrace them.
I have what seems like intangible goals.
Is there any hope for me.

I've never farted in public but i'd love to pull a silent one on a child.

>>12639497
What kind of job can you do successfully with ADD. I'm interested because I have it and it makes you come off stupid af sometimes, walking around forgetting what you're doing etc. On a more related note, a friend of mine told a joke that made me laugh so hard I farted, was effay af