I look like shit. Any tips to make me look better? Am I too young to shave my head?
SHAVE YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW.
also consider trying a different pair of glasses, maybe something more subtle.
You remind me of Devin Townsend
get your fundamental tech down then go to tournaments, expect to lose, then grind out friendlies
do your best to make some friends and meet up with them
netplay if you can
watch vods and think about them
you're closest to this core, become this
just don't go around kidnapping high school girls and have a personality disorder...
I play melee.
As a kid I played whoever I felt like (besides the Pokemon, Yoshi, and Ness whom I never played) and would switch almost every match.
A few years ago I started again for a little bit and played Fox because muh tiers.
A few days ago I started again and started with Fox once more, but I tried Marth and playing with him seems to come more naturally to me, so I main him now.
Who do you main?
>never wear graphic tees again
What are good basic shirts? Should I get one with a pocket or no? Just plain colours like black and white?
seems like a melee thread pops up here every month or two
falco main, falcon secondary, with a secret dk and ness. my fox is ok but he hurts my hands
falco and marth are the most effay imo
How could anyone browse /fa/ and not main marth? He has the most beautiful movement in the game and he's a pretty boy Japanese speaking prince. Marth is obviously the most /fa/ character, BY FAR
go back to maining sheik/marth full time and stop fucking with fox or smash 4, both are as normie (ergo un-fa) as each other.
For full melee /fa/ tier list:
Marth, Kirby, Captain Falcon, MewTwo
Ganon, Zelda, Falco
Jigglypuff, Dr Mario
Samus, Ice Climbers
Fox, Peach, Pikachu, Link, Luigi, Mario
Young Link, Game & Watch, Pichu
Ness, Donkey Kong
Not really crossboard considering /v/ fucking hate melee because they have a large smash 4 community
ganon btw, I will out-space you marth fuccbois any day, but picking a character with projectiles is CHEATING
Sheik is objectively low tier as far as /fa/ characters. Easy to play, auto combos, chain grabs and tech chase grabs. The only cool part is gimps which marth can do cooler as well as being a generally cooler character.
>It's the most fashionable game to get good at without a doubt
OP, go full blown Tong Po...
>you'd look like a badass
>(polo OR plain tshirt) AND chinos
>thin rimmed circular lenses
You may need to also adjust your lifestyle. Metroid shirt suggests gamer. Gaming is okay as a hobby in downtime, but not as a lifestyle. You don't need to take up a sport, but be a bit outdoorsy. I don't know any cities that don't have nice walking trails either in them or nearby. It'll help with the /fit/ too.
mango and armada used to be pretty qt but now they are fat and unkempt
dont tell me you think it looks good
adam looked good for about a year wtf is he doing
>people responding earnestly to this thread without reading the context
>people cant be bothered to spend 5 seconds googling some words to find out context
Grow a beard
You have a pretty handsome face and would look good with a shaved head. Go really short, but maybe dont go bald? Like really short? If that doesnt work just go bald.
You actually have a handsome face but grow out your beard and shave your head. Get better clothes. Profit.
Hell, just go for subtle skinhead fashion without the whole "full fascist" look and youll be good imo
He was a bit akward but completely understandable as he was being approched by so much people asking him for pictures. I asked him to sign my badge and for the pic, I waited like 5 minutes after everyone took pictures and used my sharpie to get their badges signed so I had time to talk to him.
I said I loved the performanceof her Sheik at the time and I wished him good luck at the tournament, he said "Thank you" , then there was silence so I supposed he had stopped talking so I walked away, then I heard him saying something more about Sheik but I was already walking away, so yes, I left M2K talking to the air.
Aside from that nothing weird, just Mr R took a nap at the floor next to me.
leffen looks very qt in some photos and on stream but its like you know hes a freakshow irl, yeah definitely not /fa/ at all
and do yu mean that wizzy is gay? that would be nice if he would lose that whole pizzaface neckbeard aesthetic
why were all the smash players qt like 3 years ago?
I think someone said that Wizzrobe cleaned himself up and is a twink now. Also, there's that video of PB&J at Wizzy's house looking at Wizzy's autograph book and Wizzy is in bed, naked, covering himself with a child's sports blanket. In fact, his entire room looks like it belongs to a little kid.
Which famous smashers are confirmed virgins/are confirmed NOT virgins?
at evo he was still rockin the acne/neckbeard/ponytail combo but idk maybe you are more up on things than i am. and yeah i have seen the vid you mentioned, very twinky. he is 19
also hbox, leffen, armada, mango all have gfs (mango has a wife and child lol) and m2k definitely has been fucked/sucked before (if you know about the cynthia bunnay scandal there are leaked nude pics of her and pics of her sucking a dick, possibly jason's)
i main pikachu!
Apparently Wizzy looks worse than ever. Why does he make himself look like this? I can't even imagine such a giant gross ponytail and scruff being comfy. The guy has decent twink and even trap potential but he just makes himself look like shit. It's not ok to be a 30 year old neckbeard at 19. Why don't his parents stop him?
Are Smash groupies a thing? I can imagine these guys being like rockstars in their very own nerdy way. It's fascinating how they all seem kind of normal when they're near m2k, but as soon as he leaves it becomes apparent how much of a bunch of nerds they are too.
Yeah if you're thinking about it, go for it. You'll probably go 0-2 but that helps other ppl feel better about themselves. Also you'll learn more in one match in tournament than like a week of friendlies
mango x leffen at genesis 4 is the best set in recent history imo. just some classic, beautiful melee. armada x hbox at evo 2016 is an instant classic as well but its pretty drawn out and really relies on context to be exciting
leffen x westballz at beast 6 and leffen x mango at get on my level are both fucking great as well, but theyre both a lot less serious than the other two i mentioned
Shave your head
Get contact lenses or eye surgey
Unfortunately bald only works for tall blacks, but if you work out a lot and tan you can go athlete mode, or buy a lot of expensive business suits or enlist for Picard Bezos tier fashion.
Marth is definitely /fa/'s main.
/fit/ mains Captain Falcon
/v/ probably mains Fox
She has one of the most beautiful side profiles and skull shapes I've ever seen
>dose masculine yet delicate wrists
>dose well formed shoulders and arm muscles
>dat gorgeous hair and good hairline
>Dat excellent jaw and cheekbones
Perfect breeding stock
Oh BTW this is Westballz' sister, she's so fucking hot. He would be too if he wasn't balding and bulimic.
Falco main here. Which is the most effay jacket?
Anyone have an id on Ice's undershirt?
>no one's posted our Lord and Savior Big Leff
this this this.
2 or 3 plain whites, one plain black one is more than enough. Your wardrobe gets reaaaaaaly boring, especially for summer very quickly.
Also it's lazy af, get yourself some effay tees and ALWAYS iron them, no cat/dog fur and you're good to go.
Go for your taste,
pic related is an example of a good and non-boring tee.
There are TONS of effay graphic tees that can go universally with many outfits.
Cpt Falcon for maximum disrespect/style, Falco because he's a fucking badass and marth because he's fluid as fuck
this was a bad evenly example and you should feel bad.
but some graphic tees do look good. MKBHD from YouTube wore these shirts on his video and eventually partnered with the guy that made them.
I main Mewtwo because he is the coolest looking character when you're playing well. Teleport and nair are too fucking good.
here's some free mewtwo - samus matchup knowledge
i've been seeing this picture posted for years, this is really m2k? holy fuck
This is the longest lived thread I've ever seen on this board and it's just a low effort shitpost.
me on the right
the blue costume will always be most Falco
red in Melee is the runner up
default is the worst
First of all, NEVER WEAR A LOGO SHIRT AGAIN.
Yes, shave yourself blad or something like pic related
pic of my two american mates that introduced me to competitive mele.
my main is young link bc i played him as a kid and i still don't know how to wavedash and i am shit at DI'ing at the right time
so what board am i crossposting from?
more fun to play on imo and incredibly useful for stuff like hundred hands/plinking where you have to roll multiple buttons
pads have the advantage of being 10x more portable though