redpill me on cargo shorts why are they so disliked?

>>12533441
Real reason is that fatsos adopted the ones with the sliding waist line thus making them sweatpants-tier.

>>12533441
the progressive left despises anything functional

bane?

>>12533441
Cargo shorts are only acceptable when they're made of a technical fabric and are 100 times more ridiculous looking than normal cargo shorts

black people (me) can still pull it off.

>>12533441
The only people who wear them are ugly neckbeards and fat dads who yell at their kids in public

>>12533441
cargo shorts and mandals

with a polo shirt and oakleys

the typical I hate my life mid-life uniform


give a dude in cargo shorts and a polo shirt a gun with one in the chamber and 9/10 they'd do it

>>12533522
>>12533557
These two hit at the core of it.

Cargo shorts are very practical, and work well for practically, and especially fit or off-duty high-speed guys. BUT

They're shitty fashion. Legs are not effay except in the rarest circumstances. They do not belong on /fa/, and should never be recommended to anyone. Fit/high-speed wears them if they want pockets, and otherwise not at all. They know how to make their own decisions.

Shorts in general are not effay.

>>12533441
the hatred has nothing to do with the shorts itself, it's just because we dislike most people that wear them

Any shorts that go below the knees are fucking grotesque

>>12533441
They used to be /fa/ for skate/surf culture. Not sure if they still are.

The pockets have to have buttons, though. Zippers and velcro (like your pic) are child/dad tier.

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If you need that many pockets, you aren't making enough money to actually matter in society.

>>12533441
I love khaki cargo shorts.. my first crush always wore them with quicksilver shirts and those Adidas slides with the nibs. geeky and practical

because they go above the knee and are associated with insecure white 17 year olds

>>12533564
I bet you get lots of sex.

I cant think of one situation cargo shorts would be better than cargo pants and dont give me the its hot bullshit if you are in a hotplace where you would need cargo shots bugs will rape you because you are far from civilization.