summer, the hardest season to be fa on, is arriving, what are

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American here

>>12443354
And some button ups, nb

why are americans scared of anything higher than knee showing?

>>12443337
Billabong is an Australian retard

>>12443337
>doesn't know how to deal with summer
are you sure that you're really fa?

>>12443364
we have to hide our big dicks somehow, anon.

>>12443377
but average on the US is around 5 inches, you don't have big dicks

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>>12443379
yes we do. why else would our shorts be so long?

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>>12443364
G. Gordon Liddy says "Suck it, Eurotrash."

>>12443389
To cover all your insecurities and shame

It's because surfers wore them like that and everybody wanted to be cool.

>>12443337
>americans ignore this post
Americans should just ignore this forum, desu.
I have NEVER seen a fashionable American.
Canadians, Japanese, French, and to a lesser extent British only. The rest can all fuck off /fa/ and the quality would improve dramatically.

>>12443337
linen everything and hope i dont blow away

>>12443364
We aren't. It's just that unlike our women we dress accordingly at the beach. If you're ugly you wear longer shorts. If you have a good body you show it off.

Billabong is an Aussie company though

>>12443364
because it's GAY

>implying shameless eurofags wear anything to the beach

it's literally the easiest season to look good in because everybody's options are so limited. Just get well fitting shorts and t shirts and you're set.

>>12444132
Gay