What's a /fa/ cocktail?

Whiskey and ginger

Banana daiquiri.

Sazerac
Negroni
Martini
Gin & Tonic

I like an old fashioned but feel like i'll look like a nu male beardy lumberjack hipster if I order one

>>12439465
Nah, you're good. Hipsters drink cheap beer. Or White Russians cuz lol Big Lebowski!

dark n stormy is my go to

>>12439447

Martini
Gin and tonic
Whiskey on the rocks
Tequila on the rocks
Scotch
Margarita (if ur a girl)
Beer in a pint glass

Carajillo

Tequila on the rocks

>>12439514
least effay drink

Hennessy and Sailor Moon

>>12439517
Nah ur a pleb

>>12439447
vodka and coke
if you're ordering some extremely fancy cocktail chances are you aren't at a very /fa/ place

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>>12439520
>vodka and coke

Manhattan
Scotch (neat)

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Bleach and vinegar, neat

Cheap Whiskey like Jameson, a beer(some shitty white trash cheap one), or Tequila.

I'm there to get fucked up, not be some cunt-head drink connoisseur.

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>>12439506
>>12439514
>Tequila on the rocks

Whiskey on the rocks.

Buncha nu-male incel faggots ITT.

Campari soda, vodka soda or dark and stormy somewhere cheap or dive-y. A Negroni or Manhattan or something like a Waldorf cocktail somewhere nicer or a champagne cocktail like a Kir Royale or Death in the Afternoon. Most apple ciders and dry white wines are fine for me too

Jägermeister pure or with coke, vodka with orange juice or red bull, and good old Nordhäuser Doppelkorn with ice tea when I want to get piss drunk. Beer mostly Bitburger.

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mixed drinks are for liberals

>>12439447
absinthe

>>12439447
gin on the rocks

>>12439672
Jäger with coke and vodka with orange juice? Shit, are you me? Delicious drinks, I always make mine stiff as fuck. Haven't had the third one, gonna look into it. Try Jägermeister with Dr. Pepper, for the spice it brings- fantastic.

>>12439689
This guy gets it.
Always drink alcohol like a man, straight and unmixed.
If you gotta be a pussy, you're only allowed to put the bottle in the freezer, and that is it.

>>12439944
I'll try it out.
Mix korn-ice tea around 30/70 if you like it stiff.

whatever is cheap or house specialty

>>12439447
Double shot of whisky, hard cider, jungle juice

white russian or a cuba libre

but i usually just go for a japanese whiskey or whatever local beer the place has on draft

Gin Rickey. It's summer after all.

drinking straight gin is a great affectation to have

>>12439447

singapore sling

So, at least we all agree that gin is the most /fa/ liquor, right?

>>12439447
Whiskey sours are pretty great, if you go to a bar that froths egg whites to put on top don't be hesitant, it's delicious.

>>12440483
Yeah, I'd agree with that. Classic but not pretentious. Versatile. You can drink it straight to get fucked up or in mixed drinks if you want to have a good time. I like a sloe gin fizz myself.

>>12439944
>>12439672
I remember being in highschool

South Side.

>>12439506
tequila is best served neat at room temp. Maybe a single ice cube.

whisky, cognac, gin or rum neat.

>>12439518
green tea straight out the tin can

Whiskey, neat.

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>>12440742
Complete opposite

MOSCOW MULE

Hendricks' gin and Tonic

>>12439447
top shelf liquor on the rocks or straight.

any other answer is wrong and can't be proven otherwise.

virgina black on the rocks. If your bar doesn't have it then you aren't /fa/, kids

Simple, either Vodka & Diet coke or Gin and light tonic..

Cmon /fa/ them wasted cals.

>>12439447
water

Redbull and human blood.

Cuba Libre.

Non cocktail would be quality whiskey neat.

pink gin

is it effay to drink too much also?