Is there any better feeling?

Bussin' a FAT nut

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>>12438134
>he thinks Australia post actually delivers on time

>>12438134
yes... when it says DELIVERED

>>12438152
Australia Post seems to either deliver to me at either 8am or 5pm, no in between

that, or they just leave a card in the mailbox without knocking on the door

getting my shit schlurped by your mother

>>12438145
he meant relative to your reality

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IT SAYS DELIVERED BUT THERE'S NO PACKAGE

HELP

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>>12438134
not living in australia

for some reason all of my packages get delivered by StarTrack even when it says "with Australia post for delivery today"

it's good though, the guy always turns up at the same time and pulls up in my driveway, rings the bell and waits for me.

>>12438194
This happened to me on grailed 3 times, I figured the guy was running some sort of scam because:
1st delivery - delivered and then after a couple days was taken by the post man because it was 'uncollected' despite it never really being delivered
2nd delivery - got it re-delivered before it got back to him, same thing happened but after only 1 day of saying delivered
3rd Delivery - the address said it was invalid or something and never got to me a 3rd time, went back to him

I just called paypal and got a refund

>>12438823
StarTrack is a fully owned subsidiary of Australia Post that mostly deals with parcels and couriering, so that makes complete sense actually.

>>12438134
I think the birth of your first child is a better feeling

>>12438134
Feeling the love of God is a better feeling

>>12438160
Always cop the no knock card. Pretty infuriating. Luckily the post office isn't far

>>12438134
Are you me?

Spent the last month and a bit tussling with Optus to get a new phone delivered and it's coming today and I spent all of the month before that trying to get an order from them cancelled

I've never been more mad at a company, optus scum company

>>12438836
That sucks, was definitely a scam. Postie left mine just inside the garage and I locked it up without seeing it. I was convinced someone had stolen it or it was misdelivered

>>12440214
When I lived in an apartment block I always got this, never rang the doorbell

24/7 Parcel lockers are nice :)