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How the fuck do I dress to attract these human trash/sadgirl/aesthetic

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2 minutes of small talk, then choke her out
Wait for her to wake up, explain that you choked her out and then protected her so that no one would rape her, and you have yourself a lifelong companion for two months
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You don't even want to, they're just annoying cunts
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>>12339698
Just be the biggest tool you can be
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>>12339698
start dealing drugs
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speaking as a trash art girl bitch (ok i'm not really a bitch but the aesthetic is there sometimes)

have passion about something > talk about it intelligently > +1 points if it's art / video games

ask if she wants to take cigarette breaks with you (if you don't smoke, start so you can convince her to quit with you)

if she's into you she'll probably tell you (cuz she's a confident art girl who tells it like it is) > send her semi-nudes on snapchat and be cheeky with it.

playful is key, intelligence is key, honesty is key

gl hf
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>>12339698
Like me, but without having been stuck on trends that happened years and years ago.

Or, I dunno. Maybe that contributes to the whole thing.
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>>12339744
>a trash art girl bitch
(X) Doubt
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>>12339698
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>>12339744
>>12339754
I'm tired of these internet "goths"/depressed hoes who got rejected by Chad or had absolutely zero dick in middle/highschool and now think acting "gothic" makes them appear more sexually appealing.

They're literally worse than stacies/hypebeast chicks

None of them really know what depression feels like, they're just mentally deprived and need to go eat a sandwich or something.


Oh wait, they can't cause they weigh 170-300 lbs and like to call dominant guys "daddy" to choke out their tumblr posts and cum on their blog.

All you have to fucking do is go on a treadmill for a month, then you'll probably be at least desirable.

Not suddenly become some internet-reassured fucking clone and think suddenly you fit in cause your twitter looks cool.
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>>12339725
>>12339715
These 2
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>>12339744
>speaking as a trash art girl bitch (ok i'm not really a bitch but the aesthetic is there sometimes)
>have passion about something > talk about it intelligently > +1 points if it's art / video games
>ask if she wants to take cigarette breaks with you (if you don't smoke, start so you can convince her to quit with you)
literally me
>if she's into you she'll probably tell you (cuz she's a confident art girl who tells it like it is)
:(
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why does this thread get mad every day holy shit
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>>12339849
Nah, it's usually 'indie girls'
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>>12339698

Has pic related grill got an insta?
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>>12339872
bruv are you unironically asking that question as if there's any chance that she doesnt
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>>12339872
No idea, sry pham
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>>12339744
>start, so you can convince her to quit with you
wew
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>>12339872
it's burgerrkim
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>>12339879

Perhaps
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>>12339842
a fisherman doesn't ask a fish how to fish, he learns from his friends and father...
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>>12339899
>>12339910

>sees upload :/

Has a nice ish face/10. Otherwise she is ironically trash.
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>want trash/sadgirl/aesthetic goth bitches

gross
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> be black
They love bbc
source: I'm a white manlet who got cucked by a black alpha man
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>>12339698
try not showering for a month
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>>12339744
this actually works
for the 3% of them those who aren't narcissistic
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>>12339706
Actually kinda laughed
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>>12339744
Holy shit this is totally wrong.
I've slayed more trust fund art hoe strange than I'd like to admit. These are
Not intelligent nor confident people. Literally play a character and exploit the daddy issues and lack of self esteem from being painfully average.
Also
play in a band, smoke cigarettes, wear tight black jeans.

These are also some the worst people on the planet (second to people lik me), so proceed with caution.
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Talk about how much you think the rapper xxxtentacion is a scumbag, even if you personally don't know who that is she'll love you for it.
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>>12340741
but i like xxx ::(
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Dated one for a while. They're the most edge lord teens ever. Living in a bubble. But after a while it's just over dramatic Bullshit and they start showing themselves for who they are. A real pleb.
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>>12339744

jesus fuck this is completely wrong. Dress well but act like a chad. Intelligence is NOT attractive to these people. They are shallow scum.

I should know since half the people i hang out with is this type of person.
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>>12339698
Why the hell would you subject yourself to spending time with these awful cunts?

>>12339708
Too true

>>12339715
>>12339725
If you're actually serious about picking one up, do these. Make sure you're a skinny twig. Talk about patriarchy.

Oh and get ready for a world of body odor and hairy legs/armpits.

Just move to Atlanta. They're fucking everywhere here
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>>12339744
>intelligence
>she says "damn that really makes you think" when she reads empty platitudes from the weeknd and kanye west fan accounts on twitter
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>>12339698
I only attract this kind of woman, I usually wear some hawaiian thrifted shirt, shorts or light washed jeans, some white sneakers and my skateboard, or even all black with pants.

Anyways, they are usually crazy and they get crazy after you dump them. Look for a more simple and intelligent girl
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>>12339698
this is pretty much the only type of girl i match with on tinder. In my tinder pics im in fancy dress as a dictator with some mates. So that is my advice
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>>12339698
goth sadgirl here

stop asking 4chan for advice
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>>12339913
These fishermen have no friends and their father's a deadbeat. Studying the fishes' movements might be useful to them right about now.
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>>12339744
>+1 points if it's art / video games
>video games
STOPPED
READING
THERE
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>>12340757
if you're a dude then you gotta trash him bro. If you're a girl then damn aren't you problematic?
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>>12340820
LOOK AT ME!
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>>12340134
maybe it's because you're a manlet
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>>12340822
XXX ON A KILLSTREAK FUCK DRAKE FUCK GENEVA xD
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>>12339698
be a chad who just happens to also like bladee
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>>12339698
test
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>>12340800
B r I G H T O N
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>>12340827
XXX DA SAVIOR OF ALL OF US SOUNDCLOUD RAPPERS
WE GONNA MAKE IT FAAAM
P.S. PLUG ME SOME YEEZYS
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>>12339698
She looks fucking terrible lol. That hoodie makes her look 5% less of an insufferable bitch.

Anyway these kind of girls are easy to pull. Just like Yung Lean and Mac Demarco's Ginseng strip and My kind of woman. Bomber jacket, plain white tee underneath, skinny jeans, vans shoes, adidas hat. Act like everything around you is an art and have some sort of deeper meaning, even the shit stain in your underwear. Be a smoker. Do that stupid hand movement that Yung Lean does in his song 'Gatorade' every time you hear a rap song. Blamo!
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>>12340916
>Do that stupid hand movement that Yung Lean does in his song 'Gatorade'
That's EVERY "laid back" rapper and it's been that way for years

I nearly go blind when I see that arm motion it makes me so anrgy
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>>12340924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Iu9vGHDJLY

Skip to 3:13, that Searlite White hoe is the kind of bitches op wants to pull. its fucking embarrassing.
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>>12340134
im an overweight indian who's pitying you for being a cuck. Grow up, you're a masterrace
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>>12340929
Is that you Nav?
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>>12340916
Don't be a smoker. Be someone that will light up a cigarette and not inhale so you can take an artsy picture of the smoke rolling out your mouth.
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>>12340719
>this is totally wrong
>seconds her rec to smoke
>seconds her rec to practice an art

uhhhh
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>>12340927
>it's another smelly limey that seems like it's forgetting where it is and why mid-sentence
This poop is going straight to the bin
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>>12339698
i lik dis
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>>12340933
no sorry, i dont have a modern indian name like nav
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>>12339795
Not all girls are even interested in boys in middle and high school. Many just start looking at boys but from far, imagine holding hands at most.

Black is objectively more attractive than mismatched colorful clothing with logos that most jocks and stacies wear. Even if you are obese, black is better on you than light colors.
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Stop calling these sluts goth

Fuck

Goth is an actual subculture and this isn't it
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>>12340929
>bowing down to white people on 4chan
what a pathetic excuse for a human being hahahahahhhaahah
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>>12339795
someone got rejected
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>>12339744
>ask if she wants to take cigarette breaks with you (if you don't smoke, start so you can convince her to quit with you)

this hit a lil close 2 home, senpai
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>>12339698
I bang these types freqently... Because nobody wants them.... They're scraps good looking dudes don't want
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>>12340916
>people really think like this
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>>12339795
this pic is out of control

it's not normal for basic bitches who are 14 to talk like that now, is it?
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>>12339698
I thank you for making this. For I have also been trying to fuck these Trash Goth chicks.

Im a Techwear guy, So most of these bitches don't understand it. But they fuck with me because I have a face Tat, and they think "It's sooo rad".

My issue isn't getting their attention, it's keeping it. I can score their numbers and have them be in love with me for a few days. But then when I try to see them again they curve me.
Maybe it's because they can sense that I'm not a liberal?

Fucked one of these chicks before, Shes actually a decent person. All her friends though... Absolute garbage. I think she's more educated than the others, I've met them all, and they're all fucking shitard liberals.
The pussy was ok, but the things that came with it weren't worth my time.

Trust me Anon, I love these bitches just as much as you, But keep it to just sex. These women are terrible to date. I never dated one, but I got really close with one,and it was pretty shit. They complain about everything. And FFS every other thing they have to say is about how shit Trump is.

Just venting here, but good thread. These bitches are crazy, But god Dam, Legendary pussy.
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>>12341296
To sum it up.


These women are about as interesting as a wet carrot. Easy as fuck to impress if you're some type of artist, But you gotta be pretty decent.
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all i need in life is ONE (1) French art hoe gf
FUCK
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>>12340741
nah the girls love xxx they're dumb eneough to believe him and he's a qt who talks about depression and normie shit like that
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>>12339698
if you have to ask..
pathetic OP, you are already lost if you can't figure out such a fucking basic thing
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to be perfectly honest OP, girls like this are as interesting as the party they went to last night... and the night before... and the night before... etc.
these girls are usually attracted to douchebags who have the whole kind-of-a-bad-boy-asshole-but-for-you-baby-i-can-change-that front going on
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>>12341296
>turning everything into politics
There's your problem
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>>12340934
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>>12341296
>>12341326
This.
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>>12339744
>Send her semi-nudes on Snapchat
What did she mean by this
Also ho do I get a good girl
I hate these fake depressed stupid meme rap bitches and that's all I can attract wtf. I don't want a girl that looks and act like a thottie from a no jumper vlog
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These types of girls and being cheated on by the only "Nice" girl I've been with turned me into a volcel
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>>12339698
Just be me.
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Just kick em in the mouth and feed em drugs OP don't such a faggot
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>>12341296
>Im a Techwear guy, So most of these bitches don't understand it.
>they fuck with me because I have a face Tat
>Maybe it's because they can sense that I'm not a liberal?
>These women are terrible to date. I never dated one
>But god Dam, Legendary pussy.

The amount of autism in this thread can cure down syndrome. I should feel embarrassed for you but I feel more embarrassed for people having to read that shit, epilepsy inducing cringe.
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>>12339706
>lifelong companion for two months

kek'd very loud
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gas this entire thread
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>tfw the trash girl/sad girl type is the only type of girl that is attracted to me
These girls aren't the easiest for everyone? I guess I should count my (few) blessings.
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>>12339698
somehow the art-ho type is all I seem to attract on tinder. I have round glasses, maybe that helps. Not sure.
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>>12339698
Trashy look and pretend to be into blow, art, and poetry.
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>>12341382
same

i just want a good christian milfu, but the only girls that want to fuck to me are these loud trashy cunts
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I dated one for a while. She wanted to be an artist - a painter, but all the 'art' she produced was bullshit with zero substance. Cardboard boxes mounted on a wall, the occasional 4-minute drawing. She basically just munched on obscurity and had no sincere interest in making art, other than the wish to be an artist. Also, she was incredibly clingy and made up stories about her mum being this mad bitch cutting herself when she was a child to get attention and shit.
This turned out to be a rant, but she really was a narcissistic little special snowflake. Proceed with caution fellas
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>>12341382
same here. I just want one that isn't dumb as fuck and has good taste
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>>12341353
How did she cheat on you and how did you find out
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>>12341658
Freind saw them together and saw them kissing
I confronted her and she said everything
Stopped talking to her right there and cut her off
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>>12341670
damn dude, im sorry
Who was he, the one she cheated you with ?
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>>12341502
Everyone attracts them because they sleep around. 50-65 men and 10-15 women is about the average sex partner count from these girls...Start asking them...Then when they lie..Press them

But even the married good girls get around on their husbands, especially if she's married to millitary
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>>12341676
Yup
I should have kicked her ass desu
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>>12341047
No it isn't, it's teens being lame
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>>12341296
easily one of the mos transparently autistic posts i have ever seen
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>>12339706
Laughed because it's true
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>>12339744
fuck off kiyo
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>>12339706
>lifelong companion for two months

o I am laffing.
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>>12339698
Become a sk8r boi
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>>12341382
>>tfw the trash girl/sad girl type is the only type of girl that is attracted to me
same here. send help
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>>12339698
Step 1. Be attractive
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>>12340741
>>12340757
x is ait
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>>12339744
this is so much bullshit
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Just be a fuckboi
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>>12339706
She'll probably cheat on you. A lot
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>>12340134
jesus fucking christ, stop posting this webm, she is fucking disgusting
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>>12341296
this yang?
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>>12341345

just be honest with how you feel! if you're into her let her know. she might be dtf & appreciate that you're up front with her.

Also idk about just getting like a one-night stand with the "trust-fund art hoes" I was going more for relationship advice.

who is kiyo? :3
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>>12342529
>idk about just getting like a one-night stand with the "trust-fund art hoes" I was going more for relationship advice.

Did you read the thread? You are not relationship material.
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>>12342537
b..b-b-but...
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>>12342551
depressive self-destructive tendencies are not attractive, that's just a fact of life.

there's nothing wrong with the trash girl ig whore look, I think it's attractive, the behavior that generally comes with it is not.

stop smoking cigarettes and sort yourself out
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>>12340770
because i want to get my dick wet?
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>>12339698
>become an sjw
>get into dd/lg
>get a face tattoo of something like a teardrop or a cigarette
>say that you rap on soundcloud
>????
>profit
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>>12342564
>depressive self-destructive tendencies are not attractive
>there's nothing wrong with the trash girl ig whore look, I think it's attractive

Also
>that's just a fact of life.
My opinions are also facts.
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>>12342564
Do you think he's ready for the petersonpill, anon?
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>>12341053
not bowing down, but white people are on average, a part of the masterrace
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>>12342661
it's a she, and no.

>>12342659
Obese people are unattractive, smokers are unattractive, self-destructive tendencies in general are unattractive. That's a fact.

The aesthetic may or may not be attractive to you, that's an opinion.

Hope this helped.
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>>12339698

i didnt read this thread at all but girltype you want seems to be attracted to me very often.
i am artist with messy hair. i wear dark shirts with skinny jeans..
i have alot tattoos
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Just pretend you have a history with drugs and act like you're the smartest person in the room. You don't even have to be smart
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these are my sort of girls to be honest and its not out of choice at all.

I realised not too long along ago that 90% of girls i'd seen followed these distinctions: only child, arty types, minor mental instabilities and normally between 1 or 3 years younger than me (im 21).

again I don't go after these and I hang around with beer drinking, footy loving, house music-cokeheads.

if you want to pull these girls you've got to or at least pretend to understand them and then just be confident in what you say and do. they're not looking for someone who gives meaning to art or that bullshit but just someone seems like the understand them and doesn't really give a fuck.
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I'll tell you a story about how I got my sadgirl artsy girlfriend. But as precursor, she's a total bitch and I only use her for sex. Total cunt when it comes to anything else.

>Finish class and start heading to Chinatown with the guys to grab some food.
>I go to Ryerson uni and she goes to OCAD (an arts uni near me)
>Since we all longboard we decide to take a different route and pass by OCAD for the shits
>TONS of girls that look like your OP, caked in makeup, smoking, I two of them just making out then walk off like it was nothing
>One of my friends nags me into asking one of these girls out, saying its so easy
>Say fuck it and try my luck
>Give my friend my board, walk up into the building and go into the supply store
>Spend $50 on a 4 canvases, a stand or whatever its called, the cheapest paint they have, and a shitty brush
>Walk out through the building and go out into the grassy part
>Go into the dead middle of the courtyard on the grass and set everything up
>My friends come to me and ask what the fuck im doing
>Say just wait over there and watch
>Put a canvas on the stand and im not shitting you, within 2 minutes of me doing thin red strokes on the corner of my canvas my soon to be gf comes up to me and starts talking chatting
>At this point Im not even looking at the canvas anymore and still brushing it like a child, but as we talk I ask her for a cigarette
>I light one up, say I dont smoke that often anymore since Im trying to kick it
>At this point we talk for another 10 minutes, she asks for my number, kisses me on the cheek and walks off

After that I walk back to my friends, tell them what happened and left the campus.

THEY ARE SO FUCKING EASY, THEY JUST WANT SOMEONE TO ASK THEM OUT
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>>12342750
>THEY ARE SO FUCKING EASY, THEY JUST WANT SOMEONE TO ASK THEM OUT
>THEY JUST WANT SOMEONE TO ASK THEM OUT


there's a reason 'someone' doesn't do that. lol
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>>12339698

do what i did. be in a metal band.

too bad they will be fatties, so your bands shirts should all be xxl. don't even bother with s, m, or l or even xl for that matter.
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>>12342792
>Since we all longboard we decide to take a different route and pass by OCAD for the shits

If a longboarding fag with his fruity mickey mouse squad can attract these type of girls, i don't know who couldn't.
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>>12342845
>If a longboarding fag with his fruity mickey mouse squad can attract these type of girls, i don't know who couldn't.

What exactly about longboarding is gay? A decent amount of qts ask to try it out when I bring it to school

We are kinda fruity tho
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>>12342886

it's for people that can't do real skateboarding.

so yeah, you're gay bud.
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>>12342892
this. longboarding takes no skill whatsoever and fags who longboard try to act like they're skaters
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>>12342886
Longboarding in newyork is probably the zenith of faggotry. apparently not ballsy enough to be a cool ass bike messenger like that movie Premium Rush or just pick up skateboarding. If it weren't for pennies, scooters and fixie bikes, longboarding would be the number 2 biggest joke of a sport barely losing to ripstiks.
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>>12342693
desu this senpai
I naturally do this, even though I'm neither of these things, it works.
The other day I walked into a room and instantly scored a number from an art hoe just by looking at her and saying "hi"
It's not that hard.
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how to attract the male version of these people ?
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>>12342040
ghoste<3
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>>12342960
Do drugs and go to a crack den or look behind the quarter pipe at a skatepark and fuck him when he's all drunk or drugged out, men are simple.
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>>12340792
this is sage advice. If a girl is chain smoking because she's 'bored' and has some simple line work meme tattoos on her hands, doesn't trim almost any body hair, and shops exclusively at goodwill for a trashy 90's look, she's probably not right in the fucking head.

Go for women with a career or passion in mind, not a perpetual state of 'chilling'
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>>12342960
get into the whole trash subculture or whatever you'd like to call it, soundcloud emo rap, yung lean, southern trap etc. dress somewhere between a prostitute and a sci-fi anime character. smoke.
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>>12342924
longboarding is gay if you live in some garbage flat city or environs but downhill is actually really burly

nibbas whomst bomb 80mph+ in colorado are dope
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>>12339744
women shouldn't talk about how to pick up women, they're always wrong because they then project on how to pick up themselves
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>>12339698
See
>>12340134

t. I'm a nerdy black
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>>12342988

interesting point but

>also into women
>also have tricks for picking up women
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>>12342960
ITYM why to attract the male version

That said, just dress like a literal down on her luck streetwalker prostitute, like ripped fishnets, open zip hoodie with nothing underneath but a black bra and daisy dukes, just 100% gutter trash whore
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>>12341354

>those cigarette burns
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>>12341354
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>>12342960
He literally looks like terminal aids/hiv core and on the verge of death which is too bad because hes really pretty.
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>>12343025
Yet you still gave bad advice, lesbian approach to women is not the same as a man's approach don't try to equate them
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>>12342988
She said the same thing a man would have told you, plus a protip about cigarettes specific to art trash.
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>>12342703
>I realized not too long along ago
>long along ago

stopped reading there. this subtle ass troll over here.
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>>12342892
>>12342924
I have a skateboard but I dont like doing tricks. I can do a handful of em but I'd rather just cruise around. Its fun for me 2bh

Should I just put longboard wheels and trucks on my skateboard to not look like a faggot?
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quick someone convince me to not chase this sort
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>>12341720
I know exactly which bitch u are talking about
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>>12343340
do it
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>>12339706
>lifetime companion for two months

Lmao this is too true
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>>12343340
No. You must have the sadgirl gf experience at least once or you're a poser.
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>>12341354
have syphilis?
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>>12341377
>>>/pol/
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>>12342703
>if you want to pull these girls you've got to or at least pretend to understand them and then just be confident in what you say and do. they're not looking for someone who gives meaning to art or that bullshit but just someone seems like the understand them and doesn't really give a fuck.

gonna +1 this
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>>12339744
>if you don't smoke, start so you can convince her to quit with you


>>12339698
Very easy to do so if you download Tinder and make your pictures have that sadboi aesthetic. I don't even do so and these are the only girls I attract (probably because I'm black but have some kinda skater vibe to me)
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>>12340134
This is actually true, t. >>12343467
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>>12342924
Fixed Gears are the best shit.
I get that the culture is pretty gay, But I'll take my fixed over my road bike any day when it comes to urban travel.
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>>12342960
Don't go for guys like these. I have a couple of friends who are like that.
They're talentless hacks, Very boring individuals.
They only seem interesting because they know how to flaunt it.

They're honestly trash individuals who live with their parents, work a minimum wage job, smoke all day, and go to shitty concerts. They have no aspirations or goals.

You're better off finding a decent looking guy with his head on his shoulders.
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>>12339698
1. have a soundcloud
2. post pictures on instagram that aren't yours
3. wear all black almost always and some stuff that has japanese letters
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I like this aesthetic but I prefer black girls, south Florida doesn't have any black girls that are on this wave :(
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>>12342040
ghostmane is the one true artist in this new wave of underground shit. shame he had to collab with a bunch of really bad artists to get on the map. (I listened to him before that)
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>>12343489
>Florida
50% of black women are obese so the ones that aren't get hit on by every single black dude
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>>12343497
fuccing facts my guy lol
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>>12339759
this was the correct answer and everyone ignored it
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>not a single actual advice

SOMEONE SUM UP WHAT I NEED TO DO BEFORE I GET TOO OLD FOR THIS

so far i got
>do some artsy shit
>black simple clothes with vans or something
>drugs
??
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>>12343560
Become a SoundCloud rapper and quote Yung Lean lyrics
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All this advice when the only thing you have to do is be born a white handsome guy.
/thread
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>>12342551
People like you can be relationship material but just not long term desu
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>>12342960
We're all awful people and will probably cheat on you out of insecurity
I used to dress and act like one of these people untill I got an actual professional job
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>>12343340
Don't date them long term, people say go for a one night stand with these types but go for a super intense but really short relationship if your young. Spend a summer with one of these typesm it's a great experience
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>>12339759
underrated
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>>12341354
lovely arm
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>>12343560
You got plenty of advice
>dress like them
>get a tattoo
>TALK TO THEM
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Why do I only attract these types.
I dress in a lot of black but also a lot of navy and I wear a lot of light wash denim
Still it's mostly black
Is it because I skate?
I wear supreme /Hypebeast shit sometimes
I smoke occasionally
I do listen to soundcloud memerap but not exclusively
I'm not into sports and my main hobbies are fashion, nerdy shit like anime and Vidya, and movies and TV
No tattoos
I want a qt normie stacy gf but I keep getting these bleached hair tatted girls who want me to choke them during sex and who make out with their female freinds in front of me and get confused as to why I don't like it
I just wanna go get food maybe watch a movie have vanilla sex and cuddle, is that too much to ask for
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>>12344126
Having vanilla sex and then cuddling is the most underrated thing ever
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>>12339698
>some idiots in this thread are actually considering picking up a habit that is expensive, hard to stop and causes an infinite amount of health problems for the slight chance of busting a nut
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>>12344129
it's very appropriately rated tbqh
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>>12344126
>>12344129
this
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>>12339706
>>12339795
>>12344126
How to actually choke?

I'm currently dating such a girl and usually I'm just squizing her neck, since I'm afraid that I'll kill her, but she keeps complaining :^(

/fa/ send help
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>>12344177
Just grab her neck and push down on the bed really hard slap her in the face too
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If you look like them aka smoke cigs maybe have an edgy piercing wear skinny clothes itll happen. I had a septum piercing years ago it attracted some but they have lotsa problems be careful TLDR looking like they can relate to you/ liking the same music and hanging around the places they are.
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art/goth/tumblr whores should either be sterilized or locked up in asylums

normalising mental illness and deviant behaviour was a mistake, internet culture and social media even more so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmo6NlzkOk
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Oi >>12343560

Check out: >>12342703
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>>12344258
>
wym lellell why
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From the last thread about this.
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>>12343567
this. just be good looking
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>>12344301
How do I race change?
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>>12339698
Do not dress in any particular way.
Always carry a bag of mdma with you.
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>>12344177
You can't only squeeze, you push too

She'll tell you if it's too much
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>>12342750
>>12342792
>>12342845
this story didn't happen
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Just be attractive and wear black clothes
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>>12344126
I dress mostly like you and skate but never pull these types

Life is unfair
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>>12339795
>I'm tired of these internet "goths"/depressed hoes who got rejected by Chad or had absolutely zero dick in middle/highschool and now think acting "gothic" makes them appear more sexually appealing.

How old are you? EVERY SINGLE girl that tries to dress "Alt" only does so because she couldn't compete with "conventionally attractive" stacies.
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>>12344975
How? They will fuck literalky anybody just entertain them for like an hour and don't be super ugly and that's it
I'm also a manlet so that's not an excuse
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>>12339698
1. Be 6'4"
2. Have black hair, either blue/green eyes
3. Low bodyfat

That's it
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>>12345017
I dunno man

Im 6'1, white, and am not ugly (by normal standards anyways)

Maybe its because Im in Toronto? Everyone here is a piece of shit, I hate this city so much
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>>12345024
No, literally ANYBODY can get with these types, did u try tinder? Or do you go to a lot of concerts?
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>>12345023
This

you don't actually need a personality or style
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>>12345027
I sorta give up on tinder because literally every girl has some stupid fucking profile where they only want to see your dog and asks for IG follows.

Not a big concert guy but I dont mind them. Kinda depends on whether I can get my friends to come too. Is it normal to go to concerts alone?
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>>12345081
These bitches love getting insta follows/tinder matches/likes and attention, that's all u gotta give them to fuck
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>>12345081
>where they only want to see your dog and asks for IG follows.
Fuck I remember this shit

Tinder CAN work if you stick to it and aren't just looking for a quick fuck. I met my girlfriend of 1 1/2 years there and now we're headed to college together
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>>12345081
if their profile says some dumbass girl meme like "im just here for the dogs dogs, pizza, wine, touch my butt, etc." you can bang em with little effort.
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>>12345096
>>12345131

Only *certain* guys can bang them with little effort.

Here is a study where the author used the picture of a male model and explicitly stated he is 6'4 in the profile.

Just about every swipe turned into a match regardless of whether it was a 8/10 girl or a 10/10 girl. They gave him their phone number no matter how rude or inconsiderate things he wrote to them.

You guys are seriously downplaying the effect looks has on dating tons of women. The effect is HUGE and decisive. If you're not attractive (face aesthetics) and tall, your odds of banging lots of hot chicks are close to zero.

The only other way is having money and attracting vapid golddiggers, and that wont help in Tinder.
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Forgot the link.
http://www.tinderseduction.com/male-model-tinder-case-study/
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>>12339698
like i dress
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>>12345153
>tfw used real picture and didn't lie about any info in bio
>80% of swipes (which I was very picky about) ended up being a match

feels nice
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>>12345131
>>12345096
I tinder match with a lot of these type girls and they never reply to me
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>>12339744
No thanks. Unless they're cute tomboys, I much rather date fit/healthy girls that eat properly, exercise, and don't smoke. Girls that are into sports usually have their life sorted out better and they're way more down to earth.
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>>12345277
Both men and women that look or act like this are empty nothings
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>>12345281
Empty nothings with jobs and not daddy's money.

>art

Not even once
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>>12345281
being healthy and productive isn't empty lol
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>>12345281
That's somewhat presomptuous, but so was the comment on '' they've got their life more sorted out '' I guess.
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>>12340927
Hey this was pretty interesting, thanks, I watched the whole thing :^)
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>>12345024
>skates
>from Toronto
>white
Too tall to be 323. Sad!
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>>12343560
If you see one of them, go up to them and ask if you can photograph them for a "project". Some chick tried that on me, almost worked too. They'll talk to you, just make sure to a camera on you next time you see her (to work on your project).
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by being skinny hip art student that knows how to get some drugs
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>>12343496
like who?
i liked buffet boys, wififuneral and $B
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>>12345277
fucking normie
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>>12344177
CHOKE HER dude. CHOKE. put some heart into it
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>>12345386
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>>12344258
that one in the video makes me feel strange when shes not being a sad fuck
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>>12345377
this actually works

whenever i see an attractive girl i like, I'll ask if i can take her portrait for a project. 9/10 times they will say yes then 7/10 times we end up hooking up. So easy on a college campus
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>>12345181
altså det ser jo ut som det er samme jenta
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>>12345386
this is great advice THEY ALL DO DRUGS
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>on campus bench talking with friend
>one of these "i'm literally trash" girls comes up to me and starts really desperately flirting
>"sorry dude I'm in a relationship"
>she gets really close and awkwardly tries to show off her ass
>ask friend for a smoke
>light it
>take a puff
>blow smoke in her face
>she (actually) runs away

It was so bizarre, it was like something out of a shitty movie. I felt like she was trying to extort money out of me
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>>12339698
Speaking from experience:
First of all there is no such a thing as universal guide for all of them because there are few dozens of diffrent types of those girls.

But still there are some things that should help you with it
>be confident in what you are
this is probably the most important of them all whatever you do you must be sure about it or at least seem like you do BUT you will most likely get some points for having some moral dillemas about stuff and being in morally shady ground
>you have to know where is the time to shut the fuck up
don't be too obvious silence can couse some tension that you can use
>have a taste
you can't be basic you need something to talk about the more "artsy" "alternative" the better read books, watch movies, listen to music
>stay interesting
connected to the point above you have to be able to keep the conversation going
>don't be a pussy
it's all about the moment you have to know where is the time to make a move and as I said be confident about it

well at least thats what have worked for the girl I am dating right now
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>tfw got an /fa/ aesthetic GF
>tfw we respect and love each other because we arent shallow pisstains
>tfw still look good

Get a personality.
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>>12344177
>>12344177
>>12344177
ignore the other replies, obviously. the safest/most effective way to choke someone in an erotic setting is a carotid/blood choke.
Unlike the conventional choke manuever (lol), a carotid choke does not asphyxiate, but cuts blood flow to brain by constricting the two carotid arteries on either side of her neck.
She's be able to breathe okay, you won't crush anything, but she'll feel lightheaded and weak, which is the whole point of the choke in the first place.
Remember, if she passes out, you've A) been choking her too long, B) don't choke her again for a while, or you could cause serious brain damage.
All in all, not hard to have fun with safely and easily, as long as you don't let your dick do the thinking for you.
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As someone who does art for a hobby and constantly has to be around these types, I would avoid them. They're usually, if not always, bad and create horseshit art, which totally defeats the purpose of being "artsy". Another thing is how fucking weird they dress and how they brag about buying AIDs ridden clothes from goodwill. If I were you, I wouldn't want to touch someone with crabs on their clothes. Plus they're always sulking in their fake depression or other mental illnesses and I don't know how they think they're going to attract friends like that. Not to mention the constant chain smoking makes me want to kill myself. I would avoid these types at all cost. If you want to get your dick wet, then I suppose that's fine, but that's it. Never would I want to enter a relationship with these types. All they do is complain about Trump, make shitty art, and cry about their mental illnesses. It's disgusting.
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I actually achieved my dream of sleeping with one recently, let me tell you my story

>go to shit university in UK
>no music scene
>only club in the city is owned and run by the uni
>normie friends love it
>in queue for entrance
>overhear girl in front of me namedropping French film directors
>"hey i love the French new wave"
>her eyes light up
>start talking about films
>she asks what my favourite film is
>shit shit shit think of something cool
>"Terminator 2"
>fuck
>luckily she found it funny
>get her FB before losing her in the crowd of the club
>next day message her
>"this is a bit forward but want to get a coffee?"
>we do and share stories about how bad the arts scene here is
>she does film degree
>plan to meet up later to watch films and listen to records

I made it boys
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>>12345597
>"this is a bit forward but want to get a coffee?"
>a bit forward

but why is it a bit forward? Sorry I'm from the US
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dnt b ugly
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>>12345608
its a polite way to talk to someone with no prior conversations/ relationship
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Is blackbear/mansionz the ultimate fake goth slut music?
He captures the aesthetic perfectly down to the designer clothes, depression, and sex.
His album with Mike Posner is really good too
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>>12345643
usually here in America we just tell girls to go on a date with us and they either say "i have a boyfriend" or "sure"
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>>12345608
It's not forward, the boy is just a weenie. If you just say "want to get a coffee?" you will be fine. You don't have to couch it in this bullshit "hey I just wanted to check and see if maybe you would be interested in potentially etc etc." People respond well to direct questions provided they aren't Trump cabinet nominees or Neil Gorsuch ;)
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>>12345667
ohhh idk about "tell girls to go on a date with us" though. You mean like "hey I'm taking you out for dinner. Wednesday. 7:30. Be there."???????
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>>12343475
Really disgusting post. Makes me want to pull an elliot rodger
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>>12345420
this is absurd but i can picture it so well
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>>12341528
christian women are absolute cunts trust me bro.
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>>12342551
lol waste yourself ya cunt.
Also, posting an anime picture doesn't make you "cute", garbage sperm stain.
Don't think you will ever be more than just a simple sextoy.
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>>12339744
Explain how nude semi-nude is and an example of being cheeky with it
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>>12344301
>tfw this is me
Still dont got any women though.
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>>12345281
everyone on this earth is an empty nothing.
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>>12345597
>one date
>thinks he actually made it
Oh brother
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>>12345508
mods sticky this
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>>12345181
lmao wtf

gross
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Be me
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>>12345895
oh man. that manlet compensation
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>>12345908

>5'10

Oh man. That butthurt :^)
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>>12345949
>screenshotting getting a solid 5/10

5'10" is maybe 1995 standards of non-manlet. Now, it's either 6 foot or GTFO.
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>>12345808
I obviously got more than that you dingus, but that's just not in the story

>>12345608
I'd only had one conversation with the girl so a bit of lampshading didn't hurt, also it works the other way too letting them know it's a direct thing if there was any ambiguity.

Idk it works for me
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Girls like this are evolving

Now it's either CHAD or NOTHING
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>>12345963
What brought you to this conclusion?
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>>12345970

Girls like this act like they want a skinny, angsty sad boy but in reality they want to be fucked by handsome CHAD

Women are getting more and more validation and they want the top 10% of men

It's either ALPHA GENETICS or BETA results
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>>12345983
>be 6 foot 4
>not have to do anything, literally never say anything or do anything in class really
>still get the grils laugh at every single half assed joke you do or look at you every time you say even the slightest thing
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>>12345983
>>>reddit.com
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>>12345956

>Dat butthurt straw grasping

lmao
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>>12339725
Can confirm
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>>12346007
You worked SO HARD, to maintain a decent body, SO MANY MONTHS OF EFFORT. And for an AVERAGE looking girl that chad got without even so much as ever lifting a finger. He has looks, charms, the height, and you have NOTHING.
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>>12346011

>All dat rage

lmao did I steal your girl or something? :^)
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>>12340818
This. you will likely never meet an attractive female gamer, this is just online autism
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>>12341296
youre a virgin. This post could be cut and pasted for any of the 'how do you get x' type of woman on any of the porn boards. 'white woman with fat asses are crazt lol, great puzzy tho' stfu and go outside and cut down on the self abuse, it might mitigate your autism
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>>12340764
TRUTH
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>ITT all these dyel "/fa/" losers pining over some low quality girls that fawn over guys that are ripped.

If you morons ditched the "techvirginwear" or stopped compensating for your shortcomings with clothes and actually put some effort into your bodies, you'd have these girls clammering up to you to the point that you get sick of it.
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>>12340719

seems like theres a big range tho. have met girls like this who are not interesting or smart and others that are seemingly quite smart and well read and know abt obscure 80s post-punk bands n stuff. latter type is more unusual but have def met grls w/ this aesthetic / lifestyle who seem genuinely cool.
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>>12344301
Rip Being fucking 5'7 end my life
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>>12344301
Is it all over if ya short?
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>>12344301
What is considered non-stupid taste in media?
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>>12346093
>others that are seemingly quite smart and well read and know abt obscure 80s post-punk bands n stuff
These are the most basic kinds of "REAL alt" girls there are. you goofed
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>>12346156

what are the truly alt - alt girls like then? does that mean ppl who are Real Artists? or scumbag retards who have intentionally (if they're smart) or unintentionally (if they're dumb) disintegrated their sense of self so much that they're just a series of impossibly fashionable ironic masks deployed in (if they're truly cool) hilarious and inventive ways - the best form of alt nihilism - or at least the most entertaining, obviously
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>>12346229
The most true alt girls are those that get good grades and are religious

Nhilism/neechee/irony is the most basic ass shit you could do in 2017 and onwards
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>>12339706
>can confirm
>fucked an art hoe
>pulled her hair really hard while pounding it
>later break up because she was just sex to me
>later shaved her head and claimed I raped her
>goes around claiming all men are rapists
they are just insecure feminists waiting to get dicked down
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>>12346234

you mean like vineyard vines catholics at Duke / people at Brigham Young - people who are very earnestly smart and religious? or some reformed alt-nihilist at Weslayan who decided they wanted to have a less degenerate / more meaningful life so they became a unitarian or a greek orthodox christian but there's still some element of performance to all this b/c ppl like this are truly incorrigible?

What i'm pointing out is saying that someone at brigham young - who is unquestioningly religious and smart - is a true alt-girl is totally grasping for straws: finding the polar opposite of what you dont like and claiming its now good for no reason other than its extreme opposition.

if you're saying that trying to be religious and studious will save nihilist alt girls then you're sort of right in the sense that being studios and having a strict moral code is probably a lifestyle that will lead almost everyone to making beneficial choices - unlike forms of nihilism which require a lot more work to navigate obviously. if you're saying that ppl should be religious and smart to be more authentically alt and cool then you're a total rube and don't understand that anyone coming at it from this lens will already be a total nihilist and will just be using the religion as a mask to wear and it wont actually mean anything.

nobody can possibly be authentic who has any sense of culture or society to infect their minds. not a bad thing but literally the only ppl who are authentic by the definition that most ppl have of that word are arguably ppl w/ severe mental illness.
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>>12346234

like idk... im not sure what you mean by "true alt" but i always imagined part of being "alt" as at least the spectre of authenticity even tho ppl who are alt are obviously incorrigible trend-followers. but lets just say that alt means a combination of personal authenticity and aesthetic sophistication / tastefulness. Being a "true alt" then is obviously a total contradiction.

1. personal authenticity is inexorably opposed to culture / society / trends. if you're following trends / making decisions with the opinions of others in mind or even trying to ascribe to a certain sense of "taste" which is obviously still hugely influenced by culture then you're no longer listening to your true self but instead trying to make yourself into what you or someone else thinks you should be.

2. because of this contradiction, anything that a person who could easily be described as "alt" or who describes themselves as "alt" does would be incredibly inauthentic unless they make a lot of adjustments to it.

3. if an alt person realizes their predicament, they can possibly try to become a little bit more authentic by following their own whims that would genuinely rebel against any sense of alt culture or society. if this means becoming religious because they sense a genuine religious spark that they've always wanted to follow then maybe being religious would be more authentic but probably no longer alt unless it gets absorbed into the cultural image of being alt and then their being religious will be ruined to the point that they would probably question whether their once mostly authentic love for it is actually still authentic.
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>>12346283
>>12346234
cuck
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>>12340764
intelligence isnt attractive to anyone
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>>12341692
yeh thats what he said: subculture
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>>12341129
No you dont
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>>12346024
Dude you screen capped yourself talking to average ass chicks please stop implying...
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>>12339706
>>12344177
Does these girls' extra submissiveness gross anyone else out?
I can understand spanking but something as fucked as "pretend like you're killing me" just makes me want to kms.
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>>12345895
What's your routine
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>>12339759
is that le beautiful skateboard romeo of timeless style and huge pop?
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>>12343339
Just get a fucking bigger deck you kook.
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>>12343340
This era of time won't end until a certain critical mass of people in this world have had girlfriends like this, so for the sake of historical materialism please fuck some of them.
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>>12343560
1. Be attractive.
2. Talk to human trash.
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!
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>>12342654
LMAO DDLG
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>>12345387
i hate rappers without trigger discipline
lil tracy is going to get his dick blown off
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>>12345508
This man fuccs
He right tho
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>>12339698
I cant stand bitches like this

Dont get me wrong, Ill gladly chokefuck them but being in a relationship with them seems unbearable

>owns a typewriter
>writes shitty "poetry" on it while having no background, understanding or knowledge of verse or meter
>dresses like a donkey
>thinks she's an artist because she smokes cigarettes and wastes time at trendy cafes

the aesthetic is appealing from afar, sure, but imagine living with such a person. Someone who has literally turned themselves, not just their fashion sense but their whole personality, into a caricature of some shitty trend.

just lol
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>>12346527
I have choke fucked one. She had shitty tattoos. She thought liking cats was a unique thing. She thought smoking made her special. She smelled like a shitty bar concert and gave mediocre head. Last I heard she was dating some twinky faggot who got her hooked on heroin, now she's living at home.
Worthless people who think being worthless is a meaningful artistic expression instead of boring laziness.
Fuck em.
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>>12346530
>Worthless people who think being worthless is a meaningful artistic expression instead of boring laziness.
true

I think what angers me most is how liberally they call themselves artists. I think their whole lifestyle and aesthetic is a mockery of and affront to real artists. Its like they try to mask their pampered, upper-middle class lives of boredom and ennui by living some very comfortable faux-bohemian lifestyle. Fucking fags desu
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>>12346283
>actually speaking facts on /fa
>actually thinking these shitheads will read all that and actually think on it
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>>12346537
Same. I actually make and sell art. I don't look like bohemian trash, and I don't act like it (anymore) because actual decent art comes from rigorous practice and work and life experience, not clichéd vapid bullshit. I did it on the side at first, but now I'm successful enough to do it full time. I don't even call myself an artist because people like these coopt the word.
Every girl with a camera and a black and white filter thinks they're fucking artists.
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>>12340134
I've been hearing how goth girls love bbc and I never understood when that started
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>>12346573
Goth girls love to fuck SoundCloud rappers
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Crotchless panties
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>>12339698
Why do lots of Americans have these weird looking inflated pig noses?
I've seen this on lots of American people, women particularly, and never seen it IRL.
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>ITT: Autists

I've actually dated several of these weird art hoe kind of girls, and I've seen their psychology, and let me tell you they're way too much emotional baggage to even count the number of break-downs they have.

Not all of them come packed with daddy issues, but almost all of them suffer from some sort of mental illness, because they were the weird isolated kid that thought being unique for once in their life will help them in the long run. If you have a mental illness yourself, you're gonna make things worse for them, or they're gonna make your mental life hell because they wanna appear as "sensitive introverts", which is a thin excuse for "I'm gonna dump all of my emotional baggage on your needy ass"

They're almost guaranteed to be H U G E narcissists, and they will never admit that. They see their fashion as an accessory of themselves, so of course they're gonna have a swelled ego because their views are never challenged because alt-art kiddos are never seen outside of big metro cities like NYC, Seattle, or Toronto. They think they're the be-all-end-all, don't let their constant self deprecation jokes fool you. They have a secret God complex because they want to still feel victimized by their mental illnesses because they have a lack of a personality in otherwise.

They're desperate in first impressions, and they will always try to find people who are more like minded, but they don't want to smash them, just be friends since they feel "liberated" (they picked up one Sylvia Plath poem and felt inspired by their awful interpretation). This isn't some nice guys finish last trope, this is them seeing the guys they like as a pure fashion commodity because they sucked their personalities out for extra Mac Demarco CDs.

>TL;DR, if you wanna land this girl you gotta be shallow and look past their God complex, you gotta dress and act exactly like them, and you gotta get their attention by getting interested in some sort of art form / good with hands.
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>>12346590
LOL

where do you live dude
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im a boyish looking model whos a bit quirky, they fucking love me. fucked a whole flock already this year :))))

just be different, and i dont mean cookie cutter beta alt art kid from toronto core, i mean just be your fucking self and be cool and just loose in everything you do. be above everything, act like a fucking rockstar. this is how i get their attention.

oH, they also dont like this at first in my experience, but enough exposure will cause them to fall for you. dont try this if you arent good looking though you'll come off as a self absorbed asshole.
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>>12346530
>one
>ONE
Lol....You cant speak for every tumblr bitch just because you dated one you didnt like.
This thread isn't even about one type of person. Goth girls, tumblr girls and art hoes are not the same thing.
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>>12346659
They're all similar in the sense that they have disgusting mental illnesses. They all think they're superior just because they're different, when in fact they're all vapid and dull. They all need to be gassed either way.
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>>12346573
Its a two way street, rappers love goth girls. And Russians
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>>12346663
Not all of them. Its ultimately just a style
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>>12346663
>They all think they're superior just because they're different
Maybe some of them. Not all.
As for mental illnesses, if they are legitimately that fucked in the head they wont be proud of it or think they're better than anyone else because of it. How they dress doesn't have anything to do with that because no matter how they look on the outside, the mental illness will still be there.
Dont be a hater anon. Its not cute.
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>>12346666
And a shitty morphed personality that comes with it. I have yet to meet any of the types mentioned that aren't deranged. They're all just problematic.
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>>12346672
Simply dont be in a relationship with them if you dont want to.
But you should get over the fact that "deranged" people exist.
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oh this shit is easy

do graffiti and skateboard
have a light xanax addiction
if ur a white guy with long hair it helps
listen to obscure hip hop and like house music and shit
ghost them every now and again to keep them interested

but dont keep them the fuck around
worked ok for me
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>>12346681
lmao I'm not and I never will be.
All I'm saying is that these girls are problematic and should be avoided unless someone wants to use them for sex. Otherwise, they're just a burden.
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>>12346689
This is too specific and will only work with 5/10s. But drugs, skateboarding and long hair probably help.
They will fuck (poppin) rappers if they can
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>>12345597
>"this is a bit forward but want to get a coffee?"
ty anon gonna use this
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>>12339698
as a pretentious sadgirl whore talk gently about art and dress like any other fa faggot with glasses and tucked shirts

then later pin me down and beat me while gently telling me how turned on you are. also do this while fucking me.

basically be a gentle psychopath. touch gently or violently, nothing in between. be soft spoken. dress like any good fa user. smoke cigarettes, preferably hand rolled or a nice brand like lucky strikes. honestly? i'm a bit wet thinking about this.
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>>12339744
>video games

you're not an art ho lol you're fuckin gross
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>>12339795
describes me lol but i've actually got severe depression/cyclothymia/BPD (you can tell cause i'm bragging about it on a hungarian hand puppet forum for attention) on 200mg luvox/day

and i weigh 105lb at 5'5" and it's the most i've weighed in 3 years so i'm losing

am i desirable yet
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>>12339698
I've been up all night on vyvanse and I feel like I should contribute my experience with these types.

I'm 6'1" male with olive skin, /fit/, and very handsome (you'll have to take my word for it ;). I am also mentally ill (bipolar type II, depression, ADHD the works) and I'm heavily medicated. Generally speaking though I keep it together and I have a car, my own place, and a full time job. - just to give you some background.

Anyways I've been with several of these girls (all of them I found on tinder) and I'm not entirely sure how these girls became such a thing. While I don't think it's entirely fair to make gross generalizations about them I can confirm that my experiences have been similar to the ones described ITT.

Girl #1:
>met at a coffee shop
>lied about her age (said she was 23 but was actually 18)
>smokes pal-mals because muh Kurt Vonnegut
>was a first year art school student
>bragged about all the guys she had slept with
>"I only like older guys"
>went back to my house after talking for about 15 minutes and we fuqd
>the next day she texts me "never talk to me again"

Girl #2:
This grill was actually pretty cool and I would have considered dating her but...
>met up with her at a dog park for the first date (she had a Corgi)
>completely covered in tattoos
>vape
>purple hair
>found out halfway through the date that she was technically married but hadn't filed divorce proceedings
>she's 21 btw
>stops returning my texts and so I assume it's over
>hits me up 2 months later from California
>parents put her up in an expensive rehab for cocaine.

I could go on but yall get the idea. I don't know what kind of conditions create such weird troubled 'meme queens' and I don't really want to spend the effort to try and figure it out. I think a lot of these girls are just nihilistic and I know that I will personally be keeping my distance from now on.
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>>12346938
Ultimately I think they are the result of narcissistic personality traits, 3rd wave feminism, and self hating/self destructive tenancies brought out by depression and or addiction. They dye their hair so many times that it looks dead, smoke cigarettes, get tattoos and piercings, and generally present themselves to the world in a manner that shows everyone looking (even from a passing glance) that they don't care if men find them attractive. It's like the 'indie hipsters' of 2010-2012 became even more depressed and ironic.

I think the idea is that they intentionally want to make themselves ugly to men because they project their own problems onto men in general. Even though they intentionally make themselves unattractive they still know that men will fuck them and they don't have any plans for the future so one night stands are ok to them.

Also for the 'goth art hoes' ITT...
>septum piercings are dumb
>so are tattoos
>clothing and lifestyle choices are no substitute for passion and personality
>people that listen to shitty music can be cool too
>no one cares about the number of insta/tumblr followers you have

That's all the 'mansplaining' I have in me for tonight.

Bottom line: I think it's a stupid look and should not be considered /fa/.
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>>12339706
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i can confirm this
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>>12339698
all these bitches do is stink like cigarettes, try to look like lana del rey and do their eyebrows the same gay ugly tumblr way
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>>12340929
you're a bigger cuck
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>>12346659
I actually dated a few but she was the best exampe. They're pretty cookie cutter.
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>>12346432
Stop implying? Fuck you're so new
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>>12339744
/v/ here, thanks for the laughs
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>>12340134
This is also true for whatever reason can confirm.
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>>12340134
Can confirm this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmaQOhnfdmQ
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>>12344258
I'm over 30, so not in that sadgirl/rapper goth generation, but used to hang out with artsy goths and darker types in my early 20s and many of them had actual mental illnesses and the style was the expression of it. I also had a depression, some of my friends had eating and personality disorders and depression. All diagnosed. We made new friends in the mental hospital and I can say that craziness and style are somewhat related. You can't say that a person is crazy because of the style but it works the other way around - if a person is crazy, they rarely wear happy or light clothing and they are more likely to smoke. Almost all girls with eating disorders smoked.
Those sadgirl tumblr girls really remind me of myself and my friends back then. I believe they have real depression or disorders but are glorifying it, instead of curing.
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>>12348196
>glorifying it, instead of curing.
>mfw sadness has become so ingrained in my personality that I'm afraid to lose it
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>>12344997
It depends on a person because some people look really good with dark hair and darker or deeper colors. Conventionally attractive stacies also follow trends and some of them make them actually less attractive, like matching bright colors, considering they rarely match and you have to have a lot of money to have a huge wardrobe which teenagers don't have. Black, grey, deep red and navy are just practical.
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>>12345153
And what is it trying to prove? That dating and sexual attraction is superficial? Or are men just now discovering that women care about appearance too?

Btw there is nothing really rude about his behaviour here, he was straightforward and that girl wasn't so much into sex, so he invited her for coffee. I have seen other examples of that experiment and they were way more rude, but if it was a model hot girl, any guy would have acted the same way, not caring that she is bitchy if she is down to fuck.
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>>12348292
The main problem is the sheer amount of choices. You don't even have to leave your house to get a date.

Why would Sally ever settle for beta Tom when she can get Chad to fuck her, just by saying 'hi' on tinder?

Women have no reason to get with ugly guys, they'd rather share a hot guy.
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