Dusters

>>12311334
How attractive are you?

How tall are you?

if you're attractive and tall, you'll look fine

If you want to not look autistic, just find an alternative. There's various jackets in leather and other synthetics that have a similar aesthetic and accomplish the same thing without being a "duster" or looking like Jeeper Creepers

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>>12311334
7/10, 5'11".

But what if I also wear pic related? During a Second Amendment demonstration, say.

this board has the most low effort bait

>>12311334
>in Texas
it's never going to be cold enough to wear this monstrosity in texas. you'd better move to canada.

>>12311349
but it does rain in Texas, friendo. this is a full body umbrella.

>>12311348
i am absolutely shocked you aren't taking me seriously

>>12311345
If that's what you want, go for it

Depending on the temp:

Warm:
Polo shirt, mock neck shirt, chinos, plain sneakers

Cool:
Sweaters (Turtleneck or Crew neck would work), Dark Denim or Dark Chinos, Boots

for places to get it:

Cheap: H&M, Uniqlo, etc
Expensive: Ann Demeulemeester, Rick Owens, Tom Ford, etc

>>12311345
I would immediately single you out as a threat, the whole school shooter aesthetic and whatnot. Maybe not if it was made out of a different fabric, cold, and outside, but you would stand out (not in a good way) in black leather.

No dusters. 3/4th length coats MAX. Try Barbour or Drizabone.

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GUYS! Listen to this!

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>>12311334
>Leather
>Waterproof

Am I missing something here? Is it just really good leather?

>>12311461
Trench coat, not a duster. It's really a damn shame that the two have to be confused.
If you go back and look at 90s shows like Seinfeld and X-Files people wear trench coats all the time.
But then Columbine and The Matrix happened and spoiled a really functional, comfy garment for everyone.
To be fair: Inspector Gadget didn't help.

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>>12311345

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>>12311334
yeah...no

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>>12311562
My best friend lives on the east coast.

>>12311523
Yeh, agreed. I wear it as a blanket when reading postmoderns on the lovesac. My kitty loves to lay on the leather, it retains and reflects her heat back to her.

>>12311496
I don't know what kind of leather you've been using that isn't waterproof. This is maybe 1/4" thick with a liner. Water rolls off it. It's broken in now, I'm going to rub some mink oil into it soon.

>>12311395
I have a 3/4 length surplus Czech army jacket in OD green. Cotton, gets compliments. Doesn't look autistic. It's nice, but not nearly as warm or comfy.

>>12311370
Thanks anon. I'll give Tom Ford some of my monies, I've enjoyed A Single Man more than once.

>>12311391
I guess man. The Matrix was dumb, and Columbine was a couple of faggots trying too hard. I like my jacket, normies be damned.

For those interested, >>12311345
is a Remington 870 and Condor MOPC with AR680 12"x10" steel rifle plates backed by IIIA soft armor and additional AR500 plates. 9.8mm of steel interrupted by 1" of aramid fiber, stops anything short of a .50 BMG. Weighs about 25lb. Useful for pushups as well as protecting vital organs.

>>12311334
plz don't shoot up my school

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>>12311334
Only Rutger Hauer can pull it off.

>>12311345
PGS are for tools. If you plan on defending yourself you NEED a stock. I bet you've only shot birdshot out of that abortion, that's all you could handle.

nice bag though.

Would this classify as a leather duster as well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg12xyGX5CY

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>>12311334
>I own pic related.

....a reasonable choice for a renowned duelist such as myself.


(horrible, OP. don't ever wear that shit if you don't wanna get ridiculed or stared at.)