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Why is it so fucking hard to get a decent haircut /fa/? >Walk

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Why is it so fucking hard to get a decent haircut /fa/?

>Walk into supercuts
>"Hey anon what would you like?"
>Do you know how to fade?
>"Excuse me? I have a license in cosmetology of course I can fade, is it because Im a woman????"
>No I was just asking holyshit.jpg
>"ok so what u want"
>High fade and leave it long on the top
>"Thats it? Easy as pie anon"
>30 minutes later walk out as pic related.

Give me one reason why I shouldnt walk back in there and shoot the place up
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TLDR: Dont go to normie haircutters
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Black barbers are the only way to go. If you're not black, youre not touching my hair.
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>>12297028

Your problem is going to supercuts
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>>12297057
>live in rural hick town
>cowboy capital of the world
/sad/ no black barber
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>>12297059
Theres no real quality here, if I want something great I have to cut my own hair.
>Also shit at
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>>12297028
>Not going to a stylist
Shiggy diggy
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>>12297028
God damn I need to tip my hairdresser more. She is ultra fade. White 30 something woman. Kills it. $15. Fuck me.
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>>12297116
Drop a G senpai
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>>12297028
Best haircuts come from asian immigrant women who can barely speak english. Just show them a picture and they'll craft your hair like a fucking sculptor working with marble.

Then they'll give you a back massage just because.
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>>12297146
kek
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>>12297028
Bro same i fucking hate supercuts they allways give shit haircuts honestly pay a little extra for a better barber shop
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>>12297028
you have to pay at least $50 or so for a good haircut. don't go to a normie chain expecting a good haircut. i go to this frilly spa place for women and they do a good job
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>>12297028
My haircut is pretty effay
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>>12297028
you should go back next time you need a cut and do a secret poo when you sit down so she has to cut your hair and smell your shitty pants
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>>12297175

This guy...
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>>12297175
>>12297183
guessing this handsome fella bully's you anon?stop trying to get 4chan to rip on him
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>>12297182
Gee and while im at it ill piss my pants too right?
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>>12297175
Hey that's a nice one anon! Hope your day is going well :)
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>>12297028
>Walk into supercuts
There's your problem. Go to a real barbershop anon.
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>>12297040
What does that even fucking mean

should we start going to goth occultists to get our hair cut?
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I have never gotten a good haircut from any of those types of places. I had to start cutting my own hair.
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>>12297188
>>12297175
>implying some one who goes on effay can be bullied by fat mode
I don't get how you can be bullied by a fat person just call them fat and if they hit you tell an adult that's assault.
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>>12297482
It means dont go to supercuts you fucking idiot
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Before I went bald I got my haircuts from a milf whose customers were all old guys. She took longer but made the extra effort like hot towels, straight razor, bit of cologne. Big leather chairs for waiting on.
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just cut it yourself
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>paying 15$ at supercuts
>expecting to come out of there not looking like trash
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>>12297028
>walk into super cuts

honestly stopped reading there

you get what you deserve
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>>12297172
You pay $50 for a good job
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>>12297028
shoot it up faggot
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>>12297028
Because if you look like pic related I'd say they did a pretty good job
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>>12297028
I was in korea the other week and got my haircut and holy fuck it was clean. All the barbers wear suits and you get your head shampooed and massaged by kpop looking girls. If you're ever in korea get a hair cut there, it cost me $25 bucks and its the best haircut I've ever got.
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>>12297028
You walked out as Brad Pitt? Shit, give me this place's address dude
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>>12297146
Wrong, used to go to this Korean barber up the way and they cut my hair THE EXACT SAME everything I walked in with a different hairstyle picture. Literally Hitler Youth'ed my ass up and I didn't want it cut that short, at all.

I only go to specialty hipster barbers now because they are the only ones that know how to give a good cut. I don't even give a fuck spending $40 + if its a fantastic cut with good service.
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>>12297028
if you want that type of cut go to a barbershop. My barbershop is middle-eastern. Black ones are fine too.

for longer cuts go to a higher end salon

never go to white barbershops or else risk getting an abomination
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>>12297059

This.

>>12297066

Go to a woman salon and see if they'll do it. It costs but it's worth it to not look like shit.
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>Ask barber to not cut the front since im trying to grow it out
>They say okay
>inevitably cut at least half an inch off just fucking because
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>>12298127
this has happened to me way too many fucking times
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>>12297028
Ok guys, its not fucking rocket science. Just because someone goes to supercuts doesnt mean they get their shit fucked up. This dude literally just asked the bitch to fade the sides since hes growing the top. Who in there right mind would go to a fucking premium for $50-$100 every 2-3 weeks? She obviously has her cosmetology license to be working there, so why is OP an idiot for getting the easiest fucking haircut imaginable there?

Obviously its not OP fault, the lady was just braindead.
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>>12297028
>go to Italian barber near my house
>1 good italian barber, 5 plebby aussie barbers working there at any given time
>italian roulette
>walk in to the barbershop with long no-poo hair ready for my fuckin' sick haircut
>sweating nervously, eyes darting back and forth, i only want my hairs to be graced by scissors of the chubby italian man
>"COME ON UP, LOVE"
>ah fuck, i got the fat bitch that smells like ciggies
>"Whaddya want, darl?"
>"It's pretty hot out, so maybe a crew cut?"
>she looks at me like i'm retarded
>"you came into a barbershop for a crewcut?"
>wtf is this bitch on about? "yeah... could you fade it a bit for me?"
>she chews her gum really fucking loud
>"ya can't fade a crew cut, love"
>wtf bitch
>"yeah you can, it's literally just a really short, short back and sides"
>"nahhh, crew cut is the same as a buzz cut, darl"
>decide not to challenge her on that because i know she isnt going to listen.
>"whatever just short back and sides then please"
>every 10 minutes she laughs and says "see a crew cut is just clippers all over"
>"y'know, love, like its the same haircut"
>"just clippers all over innit."

tfw i'll probably keep going back there just for the 1/6 chance that felice, the italian sculpts my head like michelangelo
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>>12298313
my old barber left the barbershop i used to go to
now half the staff are women
fucken miserable, cunts can't cut hair or hold a conversation
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>>12297482
yes, they may worship satan, but by golly they know how to cut hair
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>>12298313
you know you could call in and request an appointment with felice
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>>12298333
Checked. And yes this is logical.
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Best haircuts I've gotten are from a butch lesbian at great clips. Actually that one location always kills it. I refuse to go to any other place.
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>thick straight hair
>doesn't grow long
>brunette
Just fuck my life, can I do a haircut that isn't buzzcut?
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>hair stands straight up on its own
>perfectly fucking straight
>like struck by lightning straight
>try to get it to stay down
>have tried a bunch of different hair products, none worked
>it just sticks straight up
>fuck this shit
>buzzcuts forever
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PRO TIP ALERT
PRO TIP ALERT

GET YOUR HY FROM A WHITE MALE BARBER...IDEALLY SOMEWHERE EXPENSIVE

MAINTAIN IT AT A BLACK BARBER...IDEALLY SOMEWHERE GHETTO.

BLACKS ARE THE BEST AND GIVING FADES AND LINEUPS.
WHITES ARE THE BEST AT GIVING HY CUTS.

NOT EVEN RACIST, ITS JUST HOW IT WORKS.
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>>12299917
Not even true at all. Blacks give the worst haircuts. They make you look mike the situation from jersey shore
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