Things that immediately make you disrespect someone

>>12288780
>Alpha bomber jacket, skinnys, and dad cap
>extra vomit in my mouth if they're wearing old skools or actual yeezys

also

>common projects lookalike shoes

>>12288788
But Common Projects is literally a white sneaker...

>>12288780
>Supreme shirt, jacket and hat
> 9/10 they are also wearing NMD's or some type of adidas.

Fucking garbage.

>>12288806
This, and also OBEY

>>12288807
Obey is dead

>>12288813
Not in the fucking UK

>>12288788
>a high quality bomber jacket for cheap
>the most popular type of good looking pants
>an inoffensive hat
>plain sneakers
Wow I guess I understand why you have no friends now. Maybe if you wear your fedora in public people will notice what a classy guy you are

Pretty much anything at this point.

Fuck this place.

>>12288813
every fuckboy who can't find/afford shit like supreme and bape wears obey
also normals who shop at urban outfitters and want to look "edgy"

>>12288816
>Alpha
>cheap

Hold on Onassis

>>12288780
winged eyeliner

>>12288816
you know perfectly well that he described the male equivalent of the basic bitch fit and that it's a fucking embarrassing fit.

>>12288822
>~$110 for a bomber jacket with discount
>not cheap
ok

>>12288824
I didn't assume he was describing a fit and instead individual pieces
Regardless they're very generic and vague pieces and someone could def make a passable fit out of those. It's not inherently cringe.

>>12288817
You're the problem.

>>12288816
jesus christ you're fucking triggered. Are you wearing that right now?

There's really no defense for wearing the most played out, basic, overrated bullshit that literally everyone else is wearing and telling you to wear. If you look like that and try to tell me you like fashion I just don't believe you. There isn't a single shred of energy or personality in that outfit.

>>12288833
nah, i'm wearing a coach, tshirt, regular fit pants, and some shitty beat up leather vans
Getting triggered by generic as fuck clothing is autistic tho.

>>12288829
I'd argue that skinny jeans are inherently cringe but since I'm on a board populated with hedi slimane worshipping fuccbois it'd fall in deaf ears

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>>12288845
depends on how you define skinny
are these skinny to you?

>>12288845
The same pair of jeans can look skinnier or looser depending on whose wearing them. Sounds like you're just saying don't wear jeans that look painted on your legs, which is more a criticism of fat fucks than skinny jeans.

>>12288845
>>12288858
Any man that is not neutered hates skinny jeans.

Men only wear them because girls like them.

>>12288858
nah that's slim

skinny is straight-up YSL faggot material

>>12288863
No, skinny fags who wear skinny jeans also look fucking terrible.

>buff guys with skinny jeans

>sleeveless tees

>>12288868
k stick to your bootcut jeans then Mr. Cowboy i'm sure Pam down at the quick stop will love them

>>12288875
I agree then, SLP is too fucking skeltal for most people to be able to pull off with any sort of consistency without a strong heroine addiction

>>12288879
Nonono

EVEN with a strong heroin addiction you look like shit in them, because your legs are fucking twigs.

>>12288897
tru, i revise my statement

>>12288816
He must have described you lmaooo

>>12288836
lmao, don't think you are fashionable if you wear that garbage.

Kardashian makeup

"bruised lips" lipstick

eyebrows painted darker than hair


over-plucked millimeter-thin eyebrows

flat boring bobcut

dyed hair

platform sneakers

low-top Docs

chokers

>>12288824
Why winged eyeliner?

>>12288915
what's wrong with dyed hair though?

Everything else is obviously accurate but what's up with the hating dyed hair meme?

Floral patterns
Chelsea boots
Carrying books in gym bags
People who are loud but uninteresting or unfunny

>>12288918
>why winged eyeliner
Because it's obnoxiously cutesy. It looks fake as fuck and tacked-on. It's just a semiotic signifier of prettiness rather than a pretty feature; chicks might as well write "PRETTY" on their eyelids and the effect would be almost the same.

It's to proper makeup what an emoji is to a painted portrait.

>Asians wearing Chanel, Hermes, Louis Vuitton, etc.
You will never look like a model why bother

>>12288933
if I can tell that you dyed your hair you're obviously either bad at it, or trying to get people to notice that your hair isn't of a natural color. Either way it's pretty embarrassing.

The whole "ironic fake metalhead" meme clothing.

What makes people think that it looks cool on them when it barely looks okay on actual metalheads?

>>12288909
k thanks for the opinion
keep getting triggered by absolutely basic clothing

Fear of God or anything that looks like Fear of God.

>>12288953
So this too.

>>12288909
Post a fit then so i can laugh at you in your columbia jacket

>>12288959
LMAOO acting like wear that pleb shit. You are obviously not very fashionable

>>12288962
t. Full Dick Ovens

>>12288938
accurate

>>12288780
Went into a Paris subway once and there was a hobo asking for cents while wearing a superdry bomber.

Fucking lol'd out loud.

BEANIE HATS

it's okay if you're, like, a 40-year old trucker or on a camping trip but why would you CHOOSE to wear a hat that makes your cranium look like the tip of a dick?

It's even worse when they don't pull it flat onto their head. Then it sticks out like a giant nipple.

>>12288964
Lmao wrong again. Keep wearing your beat up vans thinking you are fashionable you pleb.

>>12288967
oh there's worse in Paris.

there's beggars in Comme des Garçons. Beggars in YSL knockoffs.

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>>12288976
what a cool guy who doesn't post his fits
you sure seem confident and secure in yourself

>>12288973
s-shut up anon! my hair is at an awkward length and i don't have any baseball caps... >＼＼＼<

>>12288973
lol-ing @ ur life with my warm ears

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>blazers with t-shirts

>>12288977
Jesus christ.

>>12288987
Lol I have no need to post my fits, I know they look good. You obviously don't know what you are doing wearing beat vans. I have nothing to prove to you, fucking pleb lmaoooo

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>>12289048
i rest my case, your honor

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Exposed ankles

Rick.

I swear to God if I ever see a faggot wearing Rick I would whoop his ass in front of the whole damn streef

>>12289047
yeah they're usually Romanian or kebab migrants who belong to the European beggar network that gives them those tiny cards (with "may god bless you and your family" printed on) they put in front of you in the subway.

They only succeed because muslims are obligated to give money to beggars even if they know it's bullshit.

>>12289064
>exposed ankles
THIS

Holy shit nobody wants to see your gross bone protrusions and wiry-ass achilles' tendon.

hide your fucking ankles

>>12288780
whats wrong with that

>>12289066
Why can't gypsies be sterilized

>>12289082
One guy thought of that once

>>12289071
especially if neger

>>12289082
honestly they figured life out better than any other people.

Society is shit anyway. Leeching it off without giving anything in return is the most dignified way to make a living.

>>12289059
You: 0: him:1

>>12289083
It's a shame that he didn't succeed

>>12289083
He dindu nuffin

>>12289083
oh shit lmao
While we're on the subject, I don't want to be "that guy" but I think that nazi costumes and camouflage kinda are effay, the Autumn Eichenlaubmuster in particuliar and the feldgrau color itself of Wehrmacht uniforms is a hidden gem

Sneakers

>>12289100
they are, but the people who typically wank over them (you know, the ones who post "fashy" threads) are really uneffay.

>>12289105
http://herrurst.com/post/118615716869#notes
The only case of an effay fascist

>>12289059
haha stay shit pleb

>>12289113
here's the thing about Knoch:

he's not a fascist

he just likes EBM and the fashion that goes with it.

One of his fav bands is even a gay couple. The dude is apolitical as fuck

>>12289087
they haven't figured out shit or what's your explanation to that most of them live in very poor conditions, possibly the worst conditions what exists in Europe?

>>12289145
they all got really balling cars though

>>12289151
where do you live? in Eastern EU most of them are piss poor that's for sure and they're living off of welfare in almost medieval circumstances, those who own nice cars are gangsters (e.g. pimps) or bought the cars with loans

>>12289183
France.
My mother works in the welfare fraud control dept and the comes across shitloads of gypsies who are apparently very well-off because they cheat the system to hell and back (and do trafficking).

>>12288807
Hey man OBEY has alright dad hats

LV purses. Rose gold anything, that shit is everywhere these days and looks like fucking tacky garbage.

- supreme
- bape
- yeezys
- thrasher
- graphic tees
- desert boots
- white converse
- boat shoes
- tan chinos
- ultra boosts/ nmds