I noticed a girl in my class wearing Vetements today. Have I

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Wear VETEMEMES
HA GOTTEM

Ask if you can drink from her because you want to live forever, with a wry smile

>>12201997
wear an XL Champion crewneck and tell her is a runway piece from the next drop
when she starts furiously sucking your dick in front of everyone grab the nearest gun and end your sad life faggot

>>12201997
ask her how does it feel to be a meme

>>12202016
If dubs you do this

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>>12201997
was she one of these girls? if not quit wasting your time.

>>12202049

roll

rich chinese kids always decked in vetements. surprisingly never see them in gosha. Is it too cheap for them?

tell her "wow, I've seen your clothes online before, they really crack me up"

>>12202200
Funny. She's japanese american haha

>>12202422
wear full archive raf and a lang astro parka and roll your eyes as you walk by her. if that don't make her wet she a dyke

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>>12202422
haha

I hooked up with a /fa/ girl from class one time. Long story short she was vapid and sucked to be around. Seemingly like most of this board, people use fashion to fill a void in their personality.

Anyways, i'll tell the story in case it's helpful

>Sit near her one day
>Skip class one day
>Sit next to her one day, ask for notes, chat.
>compliment an item of her fit (complementing whole thing kinda feels desperate IMO), and begin discussion on fashion
>Start sitting next to her regularly, but not every day
>Find out what she's into
>Ask her to something related to one of her interests

Also, like always, keep the conversation about her. People love talking about themselves, and don't really like listening to others boring lives.

>>12201997
wear an XXL Slipknot shirt
If she asks you about it, say that you don't know what band it is and that you're wearing it ironically (haha) because it's "edgy"

That oughta get her.

>>12202180
two of those are guys

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>>12202431
this.

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>>12202447

>she was vapid and sucked to be around. Seemingly like most of this board, people use fashion to fill a void in their personality

this, had a /fa/ gf for 2 years, and after the novelty wears off you realize how boring and vapid their lives are.

>she was always commenting on how bad random normies on the street looked
>never wanted to go see a movie unless it was some doc about norwegian pottery in the 17th century
>only listened to music ironically
>huuuge sjw
>never knew her dad (ofc)
>always talked really slow and monotome, like she just woke up
>no ambitions
>liked the idea of living with housemates in some shitty rundown apartment, instead of working to buy your own house

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>>12202016
I'm fucking laughing imagining this.

um, wear vetements?

Oh, you cant afford tha?
You cant afford her.

Shes clearly all about that P

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>>12202013

>>12203006
holy shit SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME
WHERE CAN I MEET HER OP

>>12203062
>um,
uhhhhhh, tumblr, much?
ugh!

>>12203006
>>never wanted to go see a movie unless it was some doc about norwegian pottery in the 17th century

P U R E K I N O

>>12203006
while it's true that she's pretty vapid, let's not kid ourselves here.

If she played video games you wouldn't be calling her "boring and vapid".

>>12202422
yeah no shit all the rich asian foreign exchange kids floss out all the fucking time.

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>>12203221

but I don't play videogames

>>12203221
speak for yourself

>>12202200
gosha is fur neo-cultural wiggers whileas givenchy, vetements etc is for rich teenagers

>>12201997
wear a bigger coat and sit next to her

>>12201997
full rick

>>12201997
its easy anon grow a pair

>sit next to her next time she wears vetements
>literally say "hey is that garment from vetements? i really like what they're doing"
>if she's not completely pretentious about her clothes it should be easy to get a conversation about fashion at this point. (just ask what other designers/brands she's into, etc etc)
>even if youre not a good looking guy, girls love sharing interests with boys, and boys who are really into fashion are hard to come by so she'll like you for that
>start sitting next to her regularly, discuss other things than fashion, get a friendship going, get her number, add her on fb, follow ig and all that
>if she's remotely into you it should be easy to arrange something out of school with her at this point. you could do anything from asking her to the museum, or you could ask her to go see a band you rly like, or flat out dinner if thats your kinda thing. best option would probably be to ask her for drinks on a friday/sat.

dont be so awkward. rejection sucks but its better to try and fail than to not try at all.

>>12203518
>hey is that garment from vetements? i really like what they're doing

wow have you ever spoken to a human before?

>>12203539
what could POSSIBLY go wrong from saying that?

>>12202479
what is your point

>>12203006
This is my dream girl desu senpai

>>12203543
I would change it slightly and not say "i really like what they're doing".
Instead compliment that it looks good on her or something.
Then ask about if she's seen the other stuff from vetements (which see prolly has).

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>>12203006
>only listened to music ironically

>>12201997
ask her "is that a vettemantz jacket??????? i prefer like raef psyminz"

>>12202422
kk you might have found the dream female
i have no advice, but i can wish you the best of luck

Ask her how much she paid for her fake AliExpress vetements jacket, then bore her with all of your rick ownes knowlege and how you worship his throbbing cock

How to say vetements

>>12203069
What?

>>12204529
"vitamins"

real talk: vetements is fuckin wack

>>12204529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WWwafZcqlA

it literally means "clothes" in French

real creative huh?

>>12204589
wrong, faggot

>>12204593
obviously, yeah

it's ironic clothing for tumblrsluts and art hoes

>>12201997
you're already fucked if you're asking the most metro/homosexual board on fucking 4chan for straight relationship advice

>>12202479
wait really? i need to know this. makes the photo even better

w2c qt gf who is into fashion

>>12205381
hahaha
haha
lmao


:(

>>12203518
This,

Anon is the least autistic person here.
Sitting next to girls is the best way to meet them in college. Literally used to sit next to the hottest girls in class the first day because you are going to talk to them eventually. Most people do not move places in smaller classes so you have all quarter to make small talk/ invite them out. If they're interested they usually would talk first even.

>>12202003
kill yourself davil

>korean (?) girl in my asian studies class
>wears comfycore
>quiet but smart about the topic of the class
>get put in group with her during some tutorials
>we're doing the same essay topics for both of our essays
>walk together to different building after one tutorial
>awkward moment where we finish talking about schoolwork and just stand around for a few seconds, not saying anything
>she says bye and wishes me luck on my essay
>she doesnt come to group study session another student organised
>see her at exam but she's with a group of other people
>leave without speaking to her
>never seen her again
h-haha

>>12203006
Sicc

>>12203152
lol whut? o,0

if you need to ask you never will

>actually a 5/10 hapa with an ugly as fuck white father but still have slanted eyes
>hide fucked up teeth by not smiling
>family was too poor to afford me braces
>that's why I buy replica clothing to boost my insecurity about wealth and appearances
>spend all day studying, have zero personality, hobbies or social skills
>wear my taobao replica vetements hoodie to class one day
>disgusting fat, acne ridden white-cis male keeps eye raping me
>complain about it at LGBT women's book club
>go back to studying

>>12206392
accurate

>>12206392
>taobao replica
l-london

>>12205584
i know this feel like the back of my hand

>>12205584
>h-haha
Lol, good read. In the future, just pick anything to talk about and try to ask her questions about other things. Better feeling cringe than regretting not pursuing friendship further.

>>12202422
wow i thought she was korean or chinese. if shes jap then dick her asap

>>12207352
i read this as 'suck her dick asap'

>>12203006

>she was vapid

>she was into obscure documentaries about the history of art

pick one.

also, only boring people get bored.

>>12206392
who are you

>>12204596
kys

>>12201997
>There's a qt boi that's fa af in my class
>Asked him how he got into fashion
>4chan
oh fuck should I still?

>>12207373
either way works

if i see a girl wearing an oversized vetements hoodie or bomber im marrying the bitch on the spot frfr
if i find out its fake she getting cock slapped in the face

You know, in eighth grade my crush gave me great advice with girls.
Just talk. You have nothing to lose and I think everyone is more interesting than they give themselves credit.

tell her to add me on fb and ill make her like you im the ultimate hypeman nigga

>>12207396
he is probably reading this

>>12203069
>>12202013
i get it

>>12207396
I wouldn't. No sane person speaks openly about 4chan

>>12207373
even better desu

>>12207396
>things that never happened
every 4chan user is in the closet about it

>>12202003
goddamnit chris get a life

>>12201997
wear the same shit every day until the fabric starts to emit your glorious pheromones, don't brush your teeth, breathe in her face, etc