if i want this haircut, what do i tell the barber so that i dont

yea it's called the "I cry like a bitch on camera after getting punched" cut

4/10 best I can do, more subtlety next time

Try punching them in the face and see if they know what you mean

>>12201598
introduce them to pepe before he rudely gives u a buzz cut

>>12201600
>>12201602
*sucker punch

>>12201598
Disconnected undercut, 0 or 1 on the sides and back, texturize the top and leave the length

>>12201638
*literally nobody cares about your edgy nazi fetishist bloggers

>>12201673
thank you!!!

>>12201598
pretty sure it's also known as a hitler youth

>>12201598
Ask for the Punchbait cut. Then ask him to punch you in the face.

>>12201600
Literally didn't happen.

this doesn't even look good. there are way better examples of this being pulled off.

>>12203167
richard get over it

>>12201598
'Hi, could i have a two on the back and sides, and can you leave the top long but thin it out a bit please'

>>12201598

the odds a hairdresser would know who that is are unlikely

but if you want to be sure just cut out his face to only show the hair

>>12201598
I ask for "the handsome man". That fucking bitch knows what I mean and hasn't fucked it up yet.

>>12201598
ask for the haircut person before you asked for

>>12201598
just tell your barber youre going to be put on government payroll

>>12201735
don't get it with a 0 or 1 though, it makes you look as gay as the people with a mile of volume on the top.

2 at the shortest unless you go for whitewalls for dat full authentic wartime disconnect.

>>12201598
as if your barber knows about richard spencer

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>>12201598
Why are rightfags such pussies trying to compensate their low confidence with wanna be tough haircuts?

>>12201598
Anon, even ignoring the Richard Spencer is a little wuss, you should really stay away from this cut. It's horribly outdated at this point and has become synonymous with fuccbois who think having this haircut makes them look tough and cool. No one will respect you with this hair cut anon.
What is it about the cut that you like? We could recommend something better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCZ19LLMRsU

>>12203702
Maybe he thinks that haircut looks good, you left wing leaning faggot.

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>>12203760
You would need to be autistic to think that.

>>12201598
just show them the picture man but look out for random punches

>>12203702
>>12203768
is the mixed race thing bait? That might work on /pol/, probably not here

>>12203760
>you left wing leaning faggot
BTFO

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>>12203801
kek, do you ever look at the catalog? this board is basically for /pol/tards who want to compensate their ugly face with expensive clothing.

>>12203906
is your life really this pathetic that you need to come in these threads and instead of giving advice to people who ask for advice, you just shitpost

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>>12204056
Maybe make better threads in the future? The question could only be asked by someone who is legelly retarded anyways

>>12201598
Barber: What do you want senpai?
You: SIEG HEIL
Barber: Say no more

>>12203906
>>12204079
>legelly retarded
fwiw, I'm mixed race and think you're a fucking clown. There's no need to be offended on behalf of others, assuming you're some butthurt white guy

>>12204079
this thread wasnt created by me you complete fucking mong
go back to your containment board or even better yet start doing something productive with your pathetic shit life

>>12204109
>I'm mixed race and
How was that relevant information? Fuck off you spineless bitch seeking white approval.

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>>12204129
Stop projecting, shit threads get shit on.

>>12201673
thanks for the real answer

>>12201598
what's with all the cuck posting all over this board? - seriously, is there 1 guy continuously mixed race couples or is it some sort of organized effort?

"Cut it like this daddy"

And then you show him the pic

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This thread is joke, right?
Like how we're seeing an influx of >>>/pol/ crossposters since the election of Donald Trump.

Please tell me it's a joke.

>since the election of Donald Trump.

Grab your dancin' shoes, POL is coming out tonight and forever

>>12203702
>>12203768
kill yourself nigger

>>12204079
Those suits fit so terribly

>>12203801
see >>12204372

>>12204404
just accept the complete pol take over - its natures way of ironing out the kinks -

Do you know anything about Patagonia bookbags and their quality as of today? I'm looking for a daily commute bag with good looks

>>12203302

>hairdressers don't read the news

sick of these harmful stereotypes desu

>>12203690
this
IMO 3 is the best you can get

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>>12204421
>pol take over
is this what autists think is happening?

>>12203720
im not like an 'internet politics guy' or whatever i just thought it was cool...my hair grows really fast+bushy so i need something drastically short on the sides so i get the most bang for my buck when i get the hair-cut you feel (i dont want to look the same as i did before i had the haircut like a week after i leave the shop lol)

>>12203702
im not a rightfag i voted for trudeau because of a pic i saw of him doing yoga lol

>>12204867
not canadian but I like Trudeau. doesn't seem to be doing much for canada but he seems like a cool guy to hang out with and have a drink

Just tell the barber that you'll peacefully cleanse nonwhites

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>>12205233
>"y-yeah sure man. just sit in the chair, I'll be right with you"

>>12204855
If it's bang for your buck why not cut the top as well? No need to emulate this try hard shit. Look up some of Ryan Reynolds haircuts for good inspo on really tight hair that still has some style

>>12204421
patagonia bags are great but this isn't the thread for such a question
apparently this is the designated shitskinposting thread

>>12201598

>Be German
>Go to barber
>"Boy scout '33, please"
>Ready to invade Poland
>Realize country is still cucked

Y tho

>>12203702
HY has been a meme on this board since 2010 how new can you get