Effay jobs

Author, movie director, musician.

Anything creative like that. Anything else is not effay.

Businessman. Nothing more effay than a Wolf of Wall Street type

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>>12198126

Nurse

trashman, electrician, welder, plumber

>>12198126
Businessmen are disappearing fast. It's all mathematicians and physicists that work in finance nowadays.

That's not so sexy.

>>12197963
Teacher, professor

>>12198179
All the more reason that they are such a fash profession. The less there are the sexier it becomes

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>>12198181
In what world are professors /fa/? I dare you to pick a single /fa/ person from that picture.

Musician (of a /fa/ genre tho)
Writer
Graphic Designer
Photographer
Artist
Anything to do with filmmaking (and tv making if you're working on a good show)
Academic (sometimes, less times than not)

And the obvious one, Fashion Designer.

Pilots
military

>>12198181
Professors aren't /fa/ at all. I'm a professor and I stand out because I dress well.

If anything being a professor is anti-fashionable. There's an attitude like fashion is superficial, and if you dress nice it's probably because your work isn't very good.

Heroin addicted hustler

> ctrl + f "model"
> phrase not found

seriously?

>>12197963
Doctor. Suit sans jacket, roll up sleeves, remove tie and wear doctor's coat

>>12198249
So you're admitting you're a bad professor?

>>12198298
Models are the slaves of the fashion industry.

rug dealer

>>12198359
Effay as fk. Sell rugs all day man.
My rug shop will have the sickest patterns.

>>12197963
Commercial xyz product sales rep. Your job has you calling on Architecture and Design firms all day. You can go effay as you want and the girls in the design studios will love it.

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Club owner

>>12198061
the jews have brainfucked you

>>12198444
How so?

Why would performing tasks that someone else ordered, like almost every other job, be more effay than creative work?

Is investment banking /fa/? How about asset management or M&A?

The most effay job is a job that you like.

>>12198462
the only /fa/ job is to remove yourself completely from their rigged game and join the clergy

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>>12198478
Alright, whatever you say. I don't even know what that means.

>>12198478
Ew what

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>>12198478
>Being a virgin with rage is /fa/

>>12198201
exemplary cherry-picking, anon

psychologist

>>12198472
>M&A

Murders and executions?

>>12199146
Do you like it?

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>>12198478

>>12198299
What about ED docs just wearing full scrubs all day? Pajamacore?

Actor.

Im a low level actor in my local theatre scene. I live in a big area so its still a great scene to act in. However im low on the todempole.

I get laid just by mentioning i act. Its great. Girls love creative types, even the poor, unsuccessful ones.

>>12199140
Agree

>>12198201

Professors are lazy fuckers.

>>12197963
Army officer

>>12199645
*Marine Corps officer. Or hell, even enlisted.

I'm Army. The Marines hands down have the best uniforms in the entire military. Even their combat uniform is slim-fit.

>>12198249
I swear I have read this exact post before.
Wtf is happening

>>12199205
That's a sick fit. Really impressive.

Ups driver tbhfamalam

>>12198126
>>12198472
yes it is super effay to work 90-110h

>>12199898
it unironically is though

>>12199901
I wish that I would've become an HVAC technician instead

>>12199905
it's never too late to change

>>12199907
I'm in the most prestigious uni in my europoor country so I might as well not waste my chance

>>12199911
maybe you can do finances in an aircon company, who knows

>>12199912
>aircon company
lol what I meant is that I would rather have gotten a blue collar job not that I was specially interested in HVAC

>>12199915
I know what you meant, I was just playing
I have no idea why anyone would choose that personally, but hey different strokes for different folks I guess

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Overthrowing the capitalist system we're enslaved to and looking good while doing it.

>>12199953
Black bloc is the most uneffay underage organisation possible.

>>12199953
how do the pepe alt righters on twitter dress?

>>12198309
i think he's saying that's the attitude, not the truth

>>12199645
>>12199658
I think you lads mean chair force. Not getting killed oversees and/or being a jet pilot are the most effay things imaginable

>>12199146
assassinations*

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>>12199621
>todempole.
You mean totempole, ya dummy

>>12200555
Check out this pussy. Besides the military, there's a real lack of blue collar in this thread

>>12198158
absolutely not, you must be joking

If people remember you when you die based off your job title you were never living an effay lifestyle.

Computer occupation that along the lines of a hacker, not I.T. or programmer

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Politics

Nothing more effay than maneuvering your way through the political battlefield, fucking interns, screwing people over, bribery, corruption, all in the name of reaching power. Crossing that line between wanting to help people and doing it for your own selfish gratification, realizing how fragile everything your built everything you sacrificed in life can all come crumbling down at a moment's notice. The thrill of gaining so much power that's so easy to lose is the most effay way a man can live.

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>>12201009

im a custodian


this shit is not fa/


How can I make it effay?

>>12201290
i was thinking government white hats

>>12201367
They don't dress better

>>12201175

Nah, because everyone knows what the score is - it's not anything new, exciting or even interesting really

Why do you think everyone's so disillusioned with politics? It's fucking dull

Lawyer/Politician
Obvious one

>>12198444
holy shit kill yourself

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lol anyone see OPs pic and think pic related?

Is paleontologist /fa/? That's what I'm studying.

>>12199692
s;g

>>12198478
>being forced to wear the same fit every day
>/fa/

barman or unemployed alcoholic or unemployed alcoholic writer, but generally something that means chainsmoking and getting all of you 500 daily calories from alcoholic beverages, whilst doing coke

If you are euro, than heroin is also acceptable

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>>12202072
Only if you're rocking the whole Indiana jones style but only with perfect facial/body aestethics.

>>12202127
Indian jones was an archeologist. Paleontologists study fossils. Like the guy from Jurassic park.

No such thing. Nothing wrong with a good honest job and than you can go home, shower, change into effay clothes and go out.

>>12198478
wrong, not the clergy but close

the most /fa/ job is to become a monk, altruistic, meditative, same fits, drapes, shaved head

>>12202107

I think you're forgetting these unemployed people also need to have some sort of savings from either inheritance or work that they can just live off

>>12198249

Lmfao. if i were a professor i would go for an all black rick baggy aesthetic so we can fit in with the anti fashion professor academia leftist cucks while still being fashionable

what about being a cop?

Cook or Monk

>>12198179
what in the world are you on about?

>>12199205
sic fit bruh

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>>12201175
>Crossing that line between wanting to help people and doing it for your own selfish gratification
>realizing how fragile everything your built everything you sacrificed in life can all come crumbling down at a moment's notice.
>The thrill of gaining so much power that's so easy to lose is the most effay way a man can live.
y-yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntRklazDHgQ

>>12198179
I trade for MS, and 90% of my colleagues have economics degrees. What you're referring to would be the quants.

Is being a Jimmy Johns delivery driver an effay job?

I make like $20 an hour after tips, get to wear all black for my uniform, and I even get to wear a more effay hoodie on deliveries. I rock some beater new balances during the winter but when its not slushy outside I can wear any shoes I want so I generally wear my Flyknits or Stan Smith PKs.

Plus I get to just sit in my car smoking cigarettes and listening to music/audiobooks in my car all day.

Honestly I would seriously recommend the job to anyone who wants to make decent money doing a job thats actually kinda fun and lets you be out on the town all day. As long as youre not a felon anyone can get the job

>>12198179
>physicists
>finance
no

>>12198425
it helps if you're already Ryan Gosling

>>12198478
Fuck yes
The pope's fits are fucking dope in The Young Pope
Also the cardinals

>>12204618
What about the gas tho?

>>12198061
you forgot editor of a high fashion magazine

>>12203067
This. If you're in IB then it's mostly business/econ types.

I worked in HFT for a few years and it was all math/physics/engineering/comp sci dudes.

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Performance artist

>>12206112
>mqdefault[1].jpg

girlfriend is a part time actress and waitress, I work like 3 days a week on my own in a tiny, dark room processing blood samples

not very effay but we enjoy our time together at least

>>12199205
w2c Jesus piece?

>>12199859
even better: dhl driver

>>12198126
Can confirm. Former model working a business job here.

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If you can make it through the absolute cancer that is regional airlines, then being a pilot for a major must be one of the comfiest jobs in the world.

>>12207559
they dont pay that much anymore, requirements and requlations are simply ridiculus, its a short lived career and soon to be replaced by computers. on top of that majority of people involved in aviation, due to the character of constant move from place to place, living on the briefcase, simply cannot form strong bonds and relationships which in many cases ends either a divorce or quitting the job. to put it simply, its a young's lad game which sounds cool to the outside world, much like any other profession. in the end, if you're are really good plumber in the area where there is not many plumbers, you gonna make money regardless; and when you live where every second lad is a pilot, you will be struggling anyways

I work in IT.

>>12198201
They're just clumsy people who focus on academic things. A little style qould go a long way on some of them.

>>12198207
>Anything to do with filmmaking
the majority of people in film are fat, ugly roadies or high-strung strict mum types. Not /effay/. Unless you're working on independent projects, I guess so, but even that's a little try hard.

>>12198179
this had to be the most autistic post i have ever seen

>>12199953
>ancoms
least /fa/ political ideology
0/10 apply yourself

>>12198201
>those that can't do teach

>>12204618
if you're below 15 maybe , any delivery job over 17 is social signaling of being a useless piece of shit

>>12197963
uber driver

I'm a criminal prosecutor.
Is that pretty fashionable?

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Private Eye.

Picture of the voice actor of Scott Shelby.

>>12208293
I think you forgot a comma. I guess you weren't taught.

>>12209149
I acknowledged I was a piece of shit the day I started paying $100 for a t-shirt and $400 for shoes and $200 for a hoodie

But for real you're probably right. I am definitely too old for this job but if you understood my living situation you'd realize its the best I can get right now. Just trying to save money to move away from this small town to the city.

Regardless, being a delivery driver is a great job and I'd still recommend it highly. Literally the only job I've had that I've enjoyed

>>12204940
We get compensated $0.45 per mile driven which is way more than gas costs. Ideally you'd put the extra money you get from this into a savings account for oil changes and youd still have a lil left over.

Also thanks to tax season I get a $0.08 per mile reimbursement which came out to around $200 in my refund so that was nice

>>12197963
LP at a retail store. Get to wear anything you want. Look like a God. Arrest people and review the footage to admire how good I look. Get discount on clothes to always cop on the low.

I'm an air traffic controller. Make 75k/yr which in my euro contry is in 'purchase power' what would equate to 300k in the US of A. I can only work 3h straight and then have a 1hr break. I drink a shit ton of coffee and sometimes do the occasional line of coke to keep me aware on the busiest days. It is a good life.

>>12212733
My GF is a controller. Can confirm a great job and can wear whatever you want. A bit too stressful though.

>>12207883

>they dont pay that much anymore

This is mostly true for the majors, though it's more like majors haven't increased wages faster than other professions. Regionals are getting """better""" though, the average salary for regional captains and FOs rose 20% since 2015, which make them a bit more appealing.

>its a short lived career and soon to be replaced by computers

This is a myth because most people think transportation = automation, but this is only applicable to ground transportation. Airliners (and also maritime ships) have been automated to a large extent for more than a decade, yet there will always be a need for pilots in the seats for hundreds of tasks computers can't do. The FAA won't go further with automation for at least several decades.

>majority of people involved in aviation, due to the character of constant move from place to place, living on the briefcase, simply cannot form strong bonds and relationships

Eh, this isn't all that true. Pilots spend more time at home overall than regular wagecucks. they just go on longer "shifts" due to the nature of bid periods. Most pilots fly 75-90 hours in a bid period. Putting in ground work and layovers, that's around 200-300 hours per month at work depending on the schedule (international layovers are longer than domestic ones for example). That leaves 400-500 hours for the pilot at home. Also, pilots can sign up their loved ones for buddy passes, so their loved ones can fly with them on a trip for free.


It's a long and tough career to get into, I agree, but there is a need for pilots. Not a pilot shortage like all the business news sites keep talking about, but because regionals are such shit entry jobs that no aspiring pilot wants to do, and there are less and less military pilots for airlines to pick up once their service is complete, airlines are becoming more and more competitive among themselves, like providing more benefits and guarantying hours and bid periods.

P O L I T I C S
there is simply no other answer

Doctor, businessman, any self employment, journalist are my top tier

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what does /fa/ think of chiropractors?

economist

if you work in a research institute you don't have a dresscode and it's effay as fuck to research and write about stuff that interests you and matters in the world

>>12212963
top tier

>>12212963
>>12201175
>>12201676
>politics
>being a public person who's got to control their every move and words they say in fear of backlash
Being an employee is not /fa/, let alone being the employee of everyone. You're watching too much House of Cards.

Are architects effay?
>>12209149
Yes because 18-22 year old kids have an abundance of amazing jobs to get, delivery is "below them" you are fucking pathetic

>>12209543
Seems like prosecutors dress like shit compared to defense attorneys.

Always thought it was a meme from TV shows but ADA's either don't care or are severely underpaid relative to the guys in private practices

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>>12212984
>journalist

Journos have a bad rep in the States atm because the entire media system is fucked to the ground, but the *idea* of the journalist is still far and away the most /effay/ job - especially something like a foreign correspondent, or someone like Hunter S. Thompson.

My dream /fa/ lifestyle is to work as a journalist in a third world shit hole, maybe Vietnam or Cuba, and spend my entire time in the Foreign Correspondents Club getting piss drunk with my fellow expats.

>>12212987
bs pseudoscience that causes strokes

How do I become an effay electrician?

>>12198179

maximum autism

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>>12199205
lit

>>12213419
yes, Thompson is what I had in mind, but foreign correspondents in shitty and risky situations is the good stuff. Especially in wars with guerillas.

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Being a tattooist, a barber, etc, that has a long history and tradition is always effay.

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>>12213393
You have this oh-so backwards. The reality is the vast majority of defense attorneys are swamped public defenders in wrinkled suits with cheap shoes.

>>12213034
>politician
>fearing public backlash
You view of world is strange. I seriously never saw this happening except in some rare Scandinavian countries.

Drug dealer.

Always on the edge, dress however you want and meet people that would do anything to befriend you.

>>12197963
Math major, any job you want 300k starting.

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>>12214816
They do in any first world country since they're nothing without their reputation.

>has a sidebitch
>gets found out
>bitches out and apologizes publicly to millions of people in fear of having his image stained
How very effay.

>>12212733
What was your motivation to become an air traffic controller?

>>12212733
I was referred for the job but yet have gotten a call for interview and it's been a month. what gives?

>>12197963
Making 6 figures by any legal means that doesn't degrade your sense of worth. What's more important than that is having a well-rounded and worldly base of knowledge.

>>12214893

>Math
>Effay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12215109
I was referred too and same with a friend of mine. Still haven't heard anything

>>12199953
What a cringeworthy picture.

crackwhore

>>12198298

models are all cringeworthy in person. literally no exception to this

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>>12198179
>The only businessmen work in Finance

Anything creative really

I work for UNICEF doing education policy development and research in sub-Saharan countries. My time is generally split between Washington, where I work with public policy researchers to compose and publish research, New York, where I live and where my primary office is, and in the field (currently Namibia), where I spend a few months a year gathering data and working with the nation's government on policy. The pay is not great for all of the things that I have to deal with, but the work could not be more rewarding.

Tell me, is my job /fa/?

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>>12197963

commercial diver here

Military Special ops

>tfw counselor

At least the people who come into my office all highly respect me.

>>12215617
Incredibly

>>12213419
i listen to the longform podcast, lots of writers/journalists seem to have really fucking great lives, career wise

of course they're dirt poor or at least hopping from job to job, but it seems beautiful to live that lifestyle and get paid even just enough

i work in advertising, account manager, tfw good old neon :'D

I'm an actor and almost nobody that I've met so far, with the exception of a few people who have previous experience in modeling, has been /fa/.

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An ITALIAN businessman.

>>12215714
yeah I'm a journalism student and I'm keen af to get into the workplace. people say there aren't any jobs in media anymore but they're wrong, there are plenty of jobs but most of them are short-term contracted work, 6-12 months at a time. so like you say - hopping from job to job - but if you're good you can make enough to get by. i have a journo friend who has worked in aus, indonesia and now in india, and he's barely 30.

>>12212984
gonna be a doc someday, woo

>>12207883
t. not a pilot

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I think my job of being a fisherman in alaska is pretty effay.

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>tfw aerospace engineering student
>tfw the fifties/sixties are long gone

At least my ancestors were effay, welp

>>12213460
how do you mean that?

>>12216849
how to get into this

Some kinda agent
Drug dealer

>>12197963
tfw nurse so going to be wearing scrubs all my life

srs considering going back to school to be in administration just so i can get out of them

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Physicist

>>12218113
How do I fucking become a fisherman, I just want to go out of the city and look at the sunset near the sea

>>12219884
admin = the worst

>>12219884
make sure you match them will highlighter colored sneakers

what do you guys think of psychologists?

>>12198249
You're an idiot. What's your field?

>>12198299
>roll sleeves
>wear coat
What the fuck man.

>>12201008
What a retarded post. I bet you have great conversations with interesting people.