How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not

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>>12135342
I love the haircut too. But I would be wait a bit because at the moment it's clcihe as fuck. The alt-righters I see with these haircuts don't look very good to me either because if you don't look very masculine and wear that haircut, you'll look weird. But anyways, here are some good ones from youngstalin.com

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show pic. tell them to not make it too long on the top. specify the length on the top very specifically because that is what makes you end up looking life a pompous fag. make sure they blend well and they dont just give you broccoli hair.

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>>12135371
broccoli.

>>12135371
What's a good length in inches for the top in your opinion?

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>>12135373
and here's a pic of me trying to get this one

>>12135370
I'm a young guy but I have a good jaw. I think I can pull it off and I'm willing to commit.

>>12135378
3-4 inches

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>>12135383
Thanks I'll bring some pictures and start at 4 inches and see how it looks. Appreciate the advice!

>>12135380
are you the Dylan roof dude?

>>12135390
yep

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>>12135375
oh god this is so bad

>>12135380
I think with a few extra years of aging you could look really handsome

>>12135380
>>12135406
Also SHAVE LITTLE SIDE BURN HAIRS RIGHT NOW THEY TRIGGER ME

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http://ryzhknd.tumblr.com/post/68102574251/the-year-is-twothousand-ten-i-get-a

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>>12135430
>caring what other people do
>not just doing whatever you want

>>12135394
It's a nice cut but I have a lot of younger cousins aged 11-14 and they all have this cut.

V hansom tho

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Have you tried looking at pictures of desirable haircuts of members of the SS and abstracting from them a description of the haircut in terms of length, angles, shapes, blending or lack thereof etc? I'm sure this will give you better results than listening to poor advice or bringing pictures of completely different haircuts as seen in this thread.

>>12135375
>>12135395
Never go full broccoli, I made that mistake already.

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this is my hair atm

RRRRICHARD SPENCER
I CUT MY HAIR LIKE YOU
YOU CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE ME
YEAH NO HOMO

>>12135580
DON'T TALK TO THOSE JEWS
THEY'RE SUCH DIRTY THIEVES
PARANOIA
PARNOIAIA

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>>12135342
THIS.

I had my barber do this. Then I went to work and a random Mexican I work with stopped gave me a Nazi salut and said HEIL hitler.

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>>12135342
The nazis rocked a lot of different styles.

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You can go full undercut. But if you want to try and look less LGBT do a low skin cut. Tell the barber to keep the hair on the top of the sides.

>>12135342
OP here I got my undercut and I LOVE IT. Thanks for all the advice, this is my favorite hair cut I've ever had.

>implying nazis weren't pompous borderline homosexual hipsters

>>12135632
>himmler looking like a cossack
JUST

>>12135952
Ive always wondered if the nationalist socialist high command had repressed homosexuality for their interest in art and sculpture, the no girls allowed vibe of the military,

>>12136115
They were. And they some were drug addicts. Etc.

>>12136115
The guy who ran it before hitler was hella gay

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>>12136115
You can find plenty of evidence of homosexual nazis most notably Ernst Röhm. But being interested in art and not letting your breeding stock fight like a Russian animal are not good reasons.

>>12135380
they don't look the same at all

>How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one?
A handsome Wermacht soldier or model, and 20 something butch from Portland can have the same exact haircut; the difference is in the person, not the hair.

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>>12135370
too much blending and too short in the front, back looks weird, also can't judge shit with this much product and that angle

>>12135371
too short on the top, hair too thin and dry

>>12135373
is that a mohawk or the longest forehead known to man?

>>12135375
too ethnic, too broccoli

>>12135380
get a better camera, fix those loose strands of hair, your nose is adorable, shave higher in the back, the line should be more parallel than turned downwards

>>12135388
no parting visible, no blending whatsoever, acceptable but too much undercut and a little too short on top for that look

>>12135601
I bet this fucking faggot had that parting shaved in there.

>>12135342
Well to make it look good you should have a face that compliments the cut. If you have a chubby face that doesn't show your jaw line or cheek bones you will look like the latter

>>12135342
>I want to look like a member of the SS
>Any tips to avoid looking like a pompous fag?
had a hearty kek thanks m8 :^)

>>12135388

His side profile is better than dead on. Has a weak chin

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This was my hair before it got shaved off what do you guys think?

>>12138674
Looks cool

>>12138674
Idk how it looks because I have curly hair

>>12138681
Thank

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>>12138228
That's a normal part you idiot. Only spics gets get the "hard part"

Pic related.

>>12138228
>too short on the top, hair too thin and dry
He was in a fucking prison back in those days, I doubt that he could maintain good hair care
there, that's probably why he cut his long mane.

>>12135380
10/10 qt 3.14
Would march into poland with desu

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>>12138754
Oh no, he was in a comfortable Norwegian prison, how could he possible have decent looking hair there. Good thing them German boys in in the middle of fucking nowhere dragging themselves through dirt and snow and blood were all stocked up on conditioner.

>>12135371
He looks like Graham Chapman without his beard.

>>12136115
>the no girls allowed vibe of the military
All-male militaries were the norm prior to the late 20th century.

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>>12136115
You what, mate?

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>>12135342
Just ask for a classic side part(not the piece of shit modern one) with low tapers on the sides and back

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>>12136115
this post is offensive. the scope of the stupidity and sanctimonious faggotry of its author is really something to behold.

>>12135380
that nose is perfect

>>12136115
>>>10000000

>>12138674
aaaaahhhh why would you shave that

>>12135342
i wish i could convince my boyfriend to get this cut (the conservative nazi type not the homo broccoli type). makes men look handsome af

>>12135577
suicide pls, thanks.

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The supperior hiter youth

>>12140193
Do you prefer it swept to the side or swept back?

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pic related is my standard to show the barber when I'm after this style

Source is Jason Statham in Enemies at the Wall

>>12140184
I was in a car crash which left me in a coma, they shaved it off while I was asleep so they could put a drain tube in my head

>>12140341
I might post a pic taken of me in a coma
With cuts all over my head for proof if no one posts in a wrecked thread

>>12140305
exdee, quality post

>>12135342
The proportions of everything is very important, make sure to understand the proportions that your own face needs and give your barber detailed instructions for what you want. I know exactly what I want so it mostly turns out good

>>12135342
>I want to look like a member of the SS

>whatever mom you don't know me this is who I am

>>12135370
The alt-righters I see with these haircuts don't look very good to me either because if you don't look very masculine and wear that haircut, you'll look weird.

Cringe. Given that most alt-righters are virginal "men's rights" fedoras, the idea of them trying to be masculine and virile is amusing.

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>>12138720
>tfw my hair looks like that naturally