How do I adopt this look?
>>12087099
>Bathe in a river only ONCE week, and in full view of children.
>Put on 10 stone.
>Wear vintage corduroy trousers that have been worn by elderly people who died and had their clothes donated to a thrift store.
>Swap shirts with a homeless person
>Cut your hair with rusty scissors and with your eyes closed just twice a year.
>Smoke the cheapest tobacco you can find
>>12087099
>age
>dress minimally and practically in dark, natural colours
>>12087099
Get addicted to coke for a few years until you start getting face twitches and nervous tics
Keep doing mad coke everyday
Flail your hands and spit when you talk
Hang out with homeless people for a week to get a feel for their aesthetic
Grow a Russian beard, trim it with a steak knife
Go ask your barber to just fuck your shit up a little
Cop your wardrobe from goodwill
Wash your hair with beer only, once a week
be dialectical
Talk like you just always have a mouth full of saliva and get facial reconstruction to look like Spurdo
Buttblast right wingers and "progressives".
>>12087099
>poor hygiene trash clothing hobos shitty hair etc. blah blah
>haha I'm so funny and original give me (You)'s
>>12088242
This.
Also, eat ideology from the trashcan everyday.
>>12087149
shocking accurate m8 i kek'd
>>12087099
start every sentence with
BUT WHAT IF THE OPPOSITE IS TRUE
and finish with
AND SO ON AND SO ON
>>12087340
>Get addicted to coke for a few years until you start getting face twitches and nervous tics
he has always had tics
all of these are good responses though. I think the real answer is "become a famous cultural critic so it is cool when you look bad"