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>at the barber >sitting in chair, waiting for my name to

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>at the barber
>sitting in chair, waiting for my name to be called
>see cutie 3.14 barber girl looking at the waitlist
>shouts "Anon?" and looks around
>go up, she shakes my hand, introduces herself
>leads me to seat
>sit facing mirror
>our reflections make eye contact as she runs her fingers though my hair
>"so, what are we going for today, anon?"
>pull out phone, show her picture of desired haircut
>Say "something like this"
>She looks at me like I shamelessly farted
>"wait....did you just show me a PICTURE?"
>she brays, it echoes
>the barbers nearby are smirking curiously, looking at her then at me
>"What are you, GAY or something?" she says
>the rest of the barbers and customers are looking over at us
>"this faggot just tried to show me a PICTURE of the haircut he wants instead of a vague description!"
>entire barbershop explodes into laughter
>a tidal wave of jeering and mockery sweeps me into a sea of shame
>"do you really think you'll be as handsome as the model in your stupid pic?"
>"You must be a COLOSSAL FAGGOT to have that saved on your phone!"
>"KAY WHY ESS"
>a battalion of men with hard parts and beards pin me down
>barber forces a hard part on me
>buzzes the word '/FA/' on the back of my head
>smears Minoxidil on my jaw, forcing me to grow a beard

you guys were right
never show the barber a picture
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make sure to show all the other kids in homeroom your funny thread
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guys did this really happen?
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pains me to imagine how much time you spent writing this

you probably thought it was funny too

dear oh dear
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>>12075504
Sorry to disappoint, took me like 2 minutes

>>12075479
I did.

Glad I helped you guys feel superior to someone today.
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>>12075496
no, are you stupid? this is 3/10 bait
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Nah I thought it was pretty funny
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>>12075466
good greentext, a little too tame for my taste
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it's enjoyable desu
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>>12075511
thanks
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I've seen worse greentexts
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>>12075466
I'd lie if I say I didn't laugh

Remember the first time I showed the barber a pic I was actually so autistic I was nervous
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This is some /tv/ movie theater greentext levels of shit.
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thank for the nice greentext, friend
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