>at the barber >sitting in chair, waiting for my name to

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>at the barber
>sitting in chair, waiting for my name to be called
>see cutie 3.14 barber girl looking at the waitlist
>shouts "Anon?" and looks around
>go up, she shakes my hand, introduces herself
>leads me to seat
>sit facing mirror
>our reflections make eye contact as she runs her fingers though my hair
>"so, what are we going for today, anon?"
>pull out phone, show her picture of desired haircut
>Say "something like this"
>She looks at me like I shamelessly farted
>"wait....did you just show me a PICTURE?"
>she brays, it echoes
>the barbers nearby are smirking curiously, looking at her then at me
>"What are you, GAY or something?" she says
>the rest of the barbers and customers are looking over at us
>"this faggot just tried to show me a PICTURE of the haircut he wants instead of a vague description!"
>entire barbershop explodes into laughter
>a tidal wave of jeering and mockery sweeps me into a sea of shame
>"do you really think you'll be as handsome as the model in your stupid pic?"
>"You must be a COLOSSAL FAGGOT to have that saved on your phone!"
>"KAY WHY ESS"
>a battalion of men with hard parts and beards pin me down
>barber forces a hard part on me
>buzzes the word '/FA/' on the back of my head
>smears Minoxidil on my jaw, forcing me to grow a beard

you guys were right
never show the barber a picture