are bidets effay?
IS PATTERNED TOILET PAPER "FAH"?
>>12017556
This is a bidet. And yeah, they're the fucking best thing. Guaranteed poop cleansing with no risk of dry poopie or irritated anus.
>>12017556
>rectal stimulation
yes
>>12017556
Is that pee or is she just squirting?
>>12017575
that is a european bidet
jap/america bidets are attached to the seat
>>12017556
goopy poopy yummy yummy lap it up get in my tummy tastes so sweet that goopy poopy makes my wee go loopy loopy.
>>12017556
shit then shower.