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what should i wear to court?

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what should i wear to court?
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Suck my big stinky pacific islander dick
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>>11992971
A suit, stupid.
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Orange coverall
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Full rick
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>>11992971

Black leather duster, school shooter fade, a toothbrush stache, commando w no pants, black polished docs with no socks... and an eyepatch
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>>11992971
roof was effay as fuck
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>>11992971
I honestly was not feeling roof's shit when the massacre happened but now I love it.
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You can just feel the alt-right coming off of him.
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Pink-ass polos with a fuckin' backpack.
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>>11993262
thanks m8
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>>11992971

Not sure if bait, but if you're seriously asking, then dress as conservatively, square and clean-cut as possible. You don't have to have to actually wear a suit, in my opinion, unless you wear them frequently anyway, and you're especially comfortable and at ease in them. Just nice slacks, a well-fitting, tucked in button-down shirt and a sweater would be good. Pay a lot of attention to your grooming before you go; shave and get a haircut if you need one. Be as white looking as possible, too, even if you're not actually white. Look employed and mention your job if given the opportunity. Also, make good eye contact with the judge and don't bow your head and look down with the Hispanic sign of respect. That sort of body language is misunderstood and makes you look guilty and shifty in court. Hold your head high and speak with a firm voice - you're projecting fearless honesty and decency. Just basically hold yourself apart from the scummy riff-raff that will be in court with you; you want to stand out from them. In other words, you want to look like the judge's mellow preppy nephew, not some weed smoking shitheel wigger faggot.
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