>wear full dick ovens >"Haha, look at anon, what

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>tuck in my shirt
>"lol what a faggot!"
>stick my dick through the zipper
>"wow anon looks like THAT?!"

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>*unzips dick*
>"LOL go back to brussels!"
>*undicks zip*
>"wanna sit next to us, anon?"

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>wear Stan Smiths
>"Hahaha what a trend-hopping sheep
>turn them around backwards
>"w2c everything you've ever touched?!?"

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>*puts on ramones*
>"from the back?"
>*from the back*
>daaaammn, daniel

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>wear overcoat with sneakers
."Haha silly anon, are you going to wear a suit with skate shoes next?"
>overcoat sneakers
>"Anon I got a date this evening, could you give me some advice on what to wear?"

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>wear selfedge jeans
>wtf omg uggoooooo
>wear otheredge jeans
>get asked on out a date

>wears raf simons
>"haha look at that fuccboi what a faggot"
>has rough semen
>"omg anon thats amazing!!!!"

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>tries to put together a fire fit
>"David Black, is that you?!"
>lights outfit on fire
>"Hey guys, look, it's Rick Owens!"

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>wear acne jeans
>"anon is such a gay faggot metro twink!"
>squeeze acne pus on normies
>"your wish is our command, o mighty ruler of our lives!"