gunna go to a black party tonight. any tips? and yes i am very white

Backwards baseball cap
Loose plain white tee shirt
The loosest blue jeans you can find
Nikes: the bigger and brighter the better
Gold chains, baby
One gold earring

Hold your pants up with one hand and, splay footed, walk in and yell "WHAT'S CRACKALACKING, CREW? SOMEONE PUT ON SOME RUN DMC"

>>11949815
lol ur gonna get shot

>>11949815
>any tips?
Don't go?

>>11949815
just b urself
wear a casual fit, have a few drinks when you get there, it will be nice
there will probably be fighting games too

>>11949815
wear a maga hat and be sure to call everyone tyrone

>>11949815
If youre moderatly handsome girls might approach you, if not just ask one to dance and they probably will. Better dancers and not prudes imo.

Bulletproof vest

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What i ended up wearing, getting some weird looks for some reason

dress like how Sean Evans from Hot Ones dresses

if you have no idea what I'm talking about just look it up on youtube its a video series where this guy eats wings with celebrities, not important right now. however, how he dresses is how I imagine a lot of post-drake white boys who want black people to think they're cool dress.

>>11949943
this is the truth

>>11950146
lol pretty accurate

>>11950132
is that shawn powers