>B-But cargo pants are autistic
>N-Nobody got l-laid in cargo pants since 'Nam
Fa on suicide watch
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! The only goal I have in life is getting laid! All I want out of a girl is for her to be hot and other guys to be like "wow, she sure is hot!"! Who cares if she's boring and we have nothing in common at all!
WOAH FUCK ME OP, YOU MEAN IF I START WEARING CARGO PANTS THEN I'LL GET TO HAVE TWO, COUNT EM TWO PHONES? I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO WAIT TILL THE SOPS OPEN AGAIN I'M SOURCING SOME ON THE FUCKING BLACK MARKET. GOING TO LIVE MYSELF THE WALTER WHITE DREAM FAMALAM FUUUUUUGGGGG