baldness

Eat about 1000 kcal per day until you are thin and then buy a copy of Starting Strength and join a gym.

bumps

shave your head
grow the goatee out more

>problem solved
>also it wouldn't hurt to lose some weight

>>11889931
what anon said, except maybe 1500kcal a day

at this point it really doesnt matter if you have a full head of hair, semi bald or completely bald, you look like genetic trash. below 4/10 it doesnt really matter whether you are a 1/10 or a 3/10

>>11889966
edit: didnt mean it to be harsh, sorry op. but really browse /fit/ for a while, read their sticky. its really the best thing you could do for yourself now. at your size you will see changes in a few months

>>11889924
You should get on Fin right NOW.

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I took the plunge guys, thanks

>>11889996
Nice now you look like Heisenberg

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>>11889924

>>11889996
You look better honestly, now hit the gym and stop eating trash

>>11889996
Go as Kingpin, >>11890042, or Dr Robotnik for Halloween

>>11889996
Improvement.

Now do the following:
>hit the gym
>better glasses
>grow out beard

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Only seen those images 20x before

>>11889996
You will live forever

>>11889996
You look like someone I'd keep a close eye on when around children.

No one cares about your baldness. They are distracted by your disgusting resemblance to a fucking manatee

guess shaving it off helped.

thing is though, you've got way worse problems than your hair when it comes to your looks. Losing weight and getting fit would help you a lot, so would getting a pair of more trendy glassses and either removing or growing that goatee into a full beard.

i think shaving your head was the right choice bud, but that's not where your focus should be

Looks great, id say hit the gym, and use minoxidil. I am using it on my face and on my head it is a wonder

>>11889996
Get a different style frames for your glasses, try to lose some weight, try a different style of facial hair. And get some new fits.

>>11890756
What are good frames?

>>11890753
Why would he use minoxydil if he barely has hair left?

>>11889924
stop with the nu-male goatee and just grow a fucking beard for fucks sake

https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/27ethl/going_bald_should_i_shave_it_or_stick_with_a_buzz/

>>11889924
I just want to make it abundantly clear that balding or no balding, this man already looked like he was in his 50s.

yeah, I went there.

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Lester, what the fuck are you doing on a Filipino basketweaving board? You're supposed to be working on the high-end hockey stick heist!