what are some effay things to do with a girl? been out of ideas

put your penis in her asshole

im going to go with getting her to spit on you but thats just me

>>11862158
kek
>>11862159
cringe

>>11862131
lounging around
watching movies
going to cafe's
fucking
spontaneous shit

Cool art auctions

Then lose control in the thrill of the sale and buy the most expensive thing that you absolutely cannot afford

pizza + wine

>>11862131
thrifting, going to art galleries

Me and my gf sometimes drive around town at night and ask people on the streets why they're walking around late at night and sometimes offer them rides

we've been invited to so many parties and met so many cool people just by doing this

of course you have to pick and choose who you approach but I live in Hawaii so everyones chill af

>>11862167
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>>11862196
this is all really cool, thanks guys

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>>11862131

get some remote controlled sailboats and go down to the local lagoon and sail around. she'll have a laugh crashing the boat into yours or chasing ducks. when you're done and on your way home, tell her about the winter your ship got frozen in Arctic ice and you had to survive for 4 months by eating rats and portioning off pieces of your dead mates.

from now on whenever you have leftovers that you don't want her to eat, put them in an old "I cannot fathom this is anything but butter" tub with a label that says RAT MEAT. If she questions the tub, tell her it's lima beans and change the subject. Later that night (close to midnight), ask her if she'd like to go see your friends new walk-in freezer.

now you have a plan for the next date with her

>>11862196

This sounds really reddit

Forget about her and have a fucken sick pissup with the boys.

/THREAD

>>11862131
I'd recommend going to the nearest pub and get absolutely hammered

>>11862399
yeah the boys

>>11862409
oath cunt

>>11862406
this cunt know what's up. fuck is sure is aussie shitpost hours.

>>11862211
<3<3<3

>>11862409
its nearly 9:00 mate why aren't you out smashing shoeys with the FUCKIN boys?!?

I know I sure as fuck am

>>11862409
>>11862419
>>11862412
>>11862464
YTB isn't funny. Not even the admins find it funny.

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>>11862466
get fucked m8

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I like to just take naps, read and cuddle when we stay inside.
Otherwise we go to a café and play some cards while smoking cigarettes.
If it's late then why not go for beers/wine and get drunk together ?
Cinema/concert/museum/taking a walk and talking are also good options

i just just started crying a little bit because no gf to do cool things with

>>11862329
is meeting cool people and going to cool parties in Hawaii reddit now?

>>11862185
i want to do this so badly i just need to find someone to do it with :/

>>11862515
>>11862987

We'll get there someday, pals. Just keep trying.

>>11862484
i miss my gf

>>11862211
What the fuck

>what are fashionable things to do with a girl?

How fucking pleb can you posers be

The only thing fashionable you should be worried about is your fucking clothing, be an individual. If you look good you can do whatever

>>11863510

She's riding negro cock right now senpai

For real though lads. Just be spontaneous and don't be afraid to be cute, you fucbois

>tfw you wanna go shopping, go to museums,
all your gf cares about is stupid anime and cosplay

lifes not fair

>>11862131
Shopping.

Bump this awesome thread

>>11862329
it really does

>>11863510
i miss my bf

>tfwnogf

>>11863954
post timestamp or gtfo

>>11863984
what?

>>11864010
You're a man until proven otherwise

>>11862211
The best part of this post was the subtle premise that everyone has a local lagoon.

>>11862190
I'd be so impressed if a dude took me on a date where we chilled in a cool room and ate casual food with fancy or mid level wine

>>11864116
"I'll take your finest food, stuffed with your second finest."

"Very good sir. Lobster, stuffed with tacos."

>tfw bf doesn't care about clothes
He even got recruited to be a model which he turned down.
How to get him into /fa/?
Also how to go on dates outside if we both have social anxiety and seeing other people moving around is very uncomfortable?

>>11864139
1. don't force him to go shopping with you, especially if you're the type to make him try on clothes that you picked. Men tend to feel infantilized and as though all eyes are on them bc they "can't dress themselves." Instead, you find out what he likes to wear, and buy slightly better versions of that. not too trendy and not too form fitting or he won't wear it bc it'll feel too unnatural. then you play it off like "i got you a couple t shirts bc you needed them" or "here. these jeans were on sale while i was looking for me." and of course, itll feel strange on him, so he won't wear them. it's a classic case of it feeling natural the more you do it. be casual and just throw xyz item at him and say put this on so we can leave....shit like that. in time, buy slightly nicer and nicer stuff. but dont be overbearing or motherly about it.

2. people watching activities where your back is to an inanimate object and no one can walk behind you. bars with open patios are good for this. grab a couple beers, take a seat on the patio adjoining the sidewalk, but with part of the bar's wall behind you. then, just...chill. the alcohol will relax you so that you get used to being in public. and always compare yourselves positively. you might say "that person is way better looking or better dressed." you should counter with a positive about yourself, like "but, theres no damn way he's funnier than i am, or smarter, or better at drinking ber." its more about realizing that other people have flaws too, and you have traits that are superior.

>>11864139
trying to force him doing something he doesn't like is dumb, and for dating outside you just gotta do it, even if you feel anxious at first if you keep doing it you both will push yourselfs past the fear and anxiousness of being arround other people.
as a person who has been fighting social anxiety all his life i can say that experience in social situations is what cures it. once you've done something you were afraid of for the first time the second attempt will be way easier and after a couple more you will realize that there was nothing to be afraid of in the first place

>>11862131
>doing things with a girl
That's already not effay

>>11864168
>>11864163
Thanks anons

>>11864036
no one gives a shit you don't believe them

Bowling, billiards, chess

>>11862131
doing drugs and chilling on the couch is what most """effay""" people actually do

Make sure to head out into town and take really dumb pictures with a cool filter to put on your insta

>>11862131
you could try sitting in a coffee shop looking indifferently at everyone

>>11864258
yeah yeah homo

Sit in your apartment
Drinks and snacks laid out on your table
Listen to some chill music
And get high

>>11864321
jump of the closest bridge

>>11864331
Relax with all that hostility and negativity over there man

That'show you get cancer

Also you spelled "off" wrong

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Ignoring the fact that OP is asking what some fashionable things to do with a girl are, an inherently retarded question, . . .

I like to speed on backroads that I am used to. It's like your own personal rollercoaster. Watch bad movies together and laugh at the horrible bits. Sneak around somewhere pretending to be spies. I dunno I am just listing things I've done but am generally spontaneous, just make things up as I go. And don't have a gf right now so maybe you shouldn't take my advice haha cunt now I'm sad

I got high and watched A Singleman last night with my gf is that /fa/

I found the film arousing, gay love is pure and more /fa/

>>11862158
>>11862167
>>11863523
not gay

>>11862159
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>>11862191
>>11862196
super gay

>>11862131
definitely not drinking Heineken. that shit is terrible.

>>11865716

>>11862131
Long range target shooting with classic rifles. K31 and Finnish Mosin are pretty good. No less than 300 meters. No less than 500 if you're trying to seem like a man's man.

>>11865729
this sounds really fa af, but in reality idk how it would work out

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>>11862196
>Me and my gf sometimes drive around town at night and ask people on the streets why they're walking around late at night and sometimes offer them rides

That's a pretty dangerous thing to do.

>>11862167
This is my first time on this board in a while and.. Is this thread satire? This can't be serious... There's people who need this shit pointed out to them? I don't think there's anything even remotely "fashionable" about you hopeless blanks. I call you blanks because that's what you are inside. Blank, bland, boring nothings trying to emulate something interesting. So boring, you need to ask other people what interesting even is.

I really hope it is just satire, though.

>>11864321
This is very accurate.

>>11865686
>>11863523
/thread

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What to do if I simply want to drink sometimes with my girl but she is a full stonerhead and she would only smoke with me?

>>11866237
Smoking weed is for normies, drop her

>>11866237
Lines of MDMA and 2CB

I'm a faggot and I've frequently found women love to talk about their 350-400 Euro leather bags

Most recently I was talking to a girlfriend about a pair of 550 Euro Prada Oxfords I saw while window shopping and she was like "Yeah real leather stuff are so good though, you can't find a handbag for less than 400E and the fake ones don't last a year" and she just went on and on about handbags

I don't know if it's a good topic to start if you want to fuck her though

>>11866150
Some people on this board still need spoon feeding anon

>>11866150
wow look at you mister perfect who knows everything.

leave

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>>11862211
>>11864109
We are truly living in a golden age of shipping toast

>>11863954
Miss just relaxing with my boyfriend. We used to cuddle, smoke, watch good movies and just fool around together. Sucks we broke up and won't be able to do this again.

>>11865686
Everything you said is right
except that going to art galleries and thrift stores with a girl is great and has a ton of options for conversation.

>>11862464
NO ONE DOES FUCKING SHOEYS YOU AUSSIE CUNT

>>11867212
are you effay and from mn

>>11867733
at uni in ga but live in ny, sorry anon

>>11864116
Thats all it takes these days huh

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hit it off with a girl recently, getting together in a few days

making playlists for the drive from her place, she has one for the drive back

going to a thai place that has those kickass mango/sticky rice/coconut syrup deserts, can't remember what they're called

there's a drive-in ten minutes from my house, going to go there afterwards, they have a little broadcast station that lets you tune into a station on the radio and play the audio from the movies on your car stereo

gonna go midnight walmart shopping and people watching afterwards, then spend the weekend at her place, she was interested in playing P.T. and the Metro 2033 games, so I'm bringing my ps4 over there, probably gonna watch Black Books and Spaced later

fingers crossed

I'm taking a qt to the zoo on Saturday

>>11862196
this seems like a good way to get killed

normies fuck off reeeeeeeeeeee

>>11868603
boring story

u can just call it mango sticky rice, but ]its Thai name is khaoniao mamuang

>>11868603
you're going to die

>>11868810
Wrong board sperglord

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>being attracted to women

>>11868603
This sounds pretty chill

>>11868844

i know, not going for anything exciting, thanks for the name

>>11868848

we all are man

>>11868860

what i wanted, nothing really eventful

OP here, we ended up walking through the city and then sitting by the water just talking for a while (there's a river that runs by my city), afterwards we got cold so we went to a cafe and sat by the window talking and watching people walk by. Then we went to the park around midnight and cuddled on a bench (the same bench on which i kissed her for the first time) after that i walked her home and went home myself. thanks for all the suggestions

>>11868965
That sounds wonderful! Honestly you shouldn't really worry to much about what you guys do, as long as the time spent together is enjoyable between you two.

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>>11868603
>Spaced

i hope you get laid

>>11862211
/thread

>>11868993
yeah that's how it kind of ended working out haha :)

>>11869048
ended up*

>>11868965
perfect desu

>>11868965
effay, next time introduce heroin to her

>>11868965
Fake, a story where u didnt fuck up doesnt belong to 4chan, you dont belong to 4chan

>>11869060
:)
>>11869184
i will
>>11869212
ill try to fuck up next time

>2cool4u underground techno warehouse parties
>trepassing/urban exploration
>drugs at home

>>11866150
isn't this board weird right now? it definitely wasn't like this a year ago

>>11862131
smack

Anything I can do that isn't romantic? I'm going to a museum with the girl who is dating my bestfriend

>>11869647
hire out a sex dungeon and invite her mother

>>11869624
it's because everones now spent like 3 years dosed on xanax and cant real world no more

>>11869647
gently put the tip of your penis inside her

>>11862158
The only real answer OP.

>>11862196

Shame this is considered super dangerous nowdays.

smoking weed isnt effay

>>11862131
>>11862185
>>11862190
>>11862191
>>11862196
>>11868965
gay reddit faggots

Just rail some fat lines of coke.

A mate of mine used to break into an abandonded air field with his gf.

>>11862131

*herbert the pervert voice*

bend over :P

>>11871362
Seriously this, taking drugs with a girl is effay as fuck

>>11866244
I got to know her by taking MDMA on a rave with her as her personal trip sitter, of course being fully turnt. She really got to know me and we met further times, being now together since a month
>>11866241
In my region it isn't, I have a cool image with smoking so it probably makes my effay levels higher, atleast for her

>go to local art shows
>go on long walks showing her your favorite spots in the city, possibly shooting if you're into photography
>go on bike rides

is this really tha tfucking hard
how vapid and boring are the people on thsi website

effay first date?

urban exploring
running
volunteering
gardening
making thing together
staying up late watching tv
climbing on the roof
feeding street cats
travel

>>11866150
I mean, Im sure a lot of us blanks are self aware. What am I supposed to do about it though? Literally nothing interests me, at all. Cant remember the last time I had fun or was amazed by something. So I want to learn what other people enjoy to try it out.

>>11862131
Fucking the shit out of her. If a girl likes you she will enjoy whatever activity you take her to.

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I used to go to some chav normie clothing store with my /fa/ ex gf. We picked out clothes for eachother. We. would go to the dressing room to change into our outfits. On the count of three we would reveal ourselves and do model impressions. Who ever picked the worst possible outfit wins.
>Pic related, I won that day.

>>11874060
getting drunk and tricking her into liking you

then whatever she's in the spider web

>>11874060
>>11862211

>>11862131
Aquarium
art museum
bar or coffee downtown
comedy club
walk around park
morning or evening hike followed by sweaty lunch or dinner
visit a historic museum, there is a nuke silo near me that is cool as well as an air force plane one

If you're a couple and have been for a while take a hot air baloon ride, they're about $100 bucks each.

>>11868795
The zoo is the shit.

I like the demographic you see there for people watching too. It's where white trash and nerd meet in the venn diagram, just like the renaissance festival

>>11862196
I live near downtown Miami, people dont even talk to each other during broad daylight.

>>11864329
my fav post in this thread and prolly the most effay

>>11862131
Having passionate sex and eating at a restaurant together

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We listened to Stings hit song Russians and talked about Finland-Russia relations for hours. My favourite topics were Russia’s repeated invasions of Finland trew out history, airspace violations commited by Russians and that would Finlands possible future NATO membership harm their relations.

I just had a fosters 34oz am i effay?

>>11866150
It's called autism.

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>>11864124
Sometimes /fa/ redeems itself.