Do any peasants on here not buy their socks from Paul Smith?
You can always spot an in/fa/shionable poseur from their disregard for the all important sock game.
>buy nice as fuck 70€ silky smooth socks for the first time in my life
>they feel so based it's like I'm walking on clouds all day
>work feels not as stressful anymore, feeling happier in general because I'm on my feet all day
>one day start beating my meat
>get curious
>use god's silky socks to beat it with
>cum like a maniac a few strokes in
>cum all over the socks, they're ruined
>can't get them clean anymore,too embarrased to bring socks with obvious cum stains to the cleaner
>throw them out in shame one day, never buying a new pair again in remembrance of my old love
right now uniqlo is my go-to for socks
>>11792112
>not wearing norse projects bjarki socks
>sounding like a nigger quiting "sock game"
>LEVEL UP YOUR SOCK GAME NIGGUH!
I mean, you should die just for wearing designer socks mate.
>>11792908
This, or at least wear chup or maple
>>11792117
>buy thighhigh socks to give to a friend
>reading doujin where girl rapes a guy with her sock
>decide to try it
>throw socks away afterwards
>>11792913
chup, anonymous-ism and maple are also decent but dont go anywhere near stance or these wigger brands
if you really have to buy athletic socks go with some nike, adidas, new balance or whatever athletic brand
>>11792112
>the all important sock game
You know caring too much about your socks is the current discreet gay signal, right? I'm not joking or anything. It's literally true.
>>11792112
This is probably the most idiotic post I've seen on here in a few days. Well done.
>>11792117
>tfw your mom asks why your socks are so crusty
>months go by, she finally comes to realization to why the crust on the socks
>wakes me mid sleep, throwing aggressive jabs at me until she collapses
>crying to the point where I can till its hurting her
>looks up at me with disappoint and murmurs " anon your a christian"
>she just lays on the floor, looking down at her on the edge of my bed
it haunts me
>>11793243
this is so funny
>>11793243
>>11792117
I always thought masturbating into a sock was a fucking meme perpetuated by mainstream tv... has no one ever heard of tissues? why would you jack it into a sock?
>>11793750
https://exhentai.org/g/639281/a2aefc5ac0/
colourful socks is such a fucking annoying normie thing for middleclass jobs
>>11793821
>colourful socks is such a fucking annoying normie thing
Yes.
>for middleclass jobs
wat
>>11793835
yeah like in pr/advertising offices
>>11793750
feels good when you don't have to reach for a tissue when you're about to cum
just a little step closer to cumming in an actual female
>>11793219
>caring too much
fair point maybe
but you gotta have good sock game nowadays
it feels good anon trust me
>>11793821
Don't take it out on me just because your supervisor doesn't let you wear expensive fashionable socks on your shifts at McDonalds.
The best socks I have ever owned were knitted for me by a great aunt. I love wearing them but I haven't in a while because I don't want to them to get destroyed.