Any other betas trying to pull it off?
>>11752802
> Before
>>11752802
are you implying that voting for trump is beta?
>>11752806
> After
> Before
>>11752815
> After
>>11752808
That guy looks pretty beta to me
>>11752802
Before
>>11752825
Oops, no pic
>>11752828
After,
i support mde and sam hyde
>>11752802
Just shop at Ross
Am i doing it right?
>>11752802
finest sweatpants from BOOTCHIE
>>11752853
YES W2C THOSE SHADES
>>11752802
You gotta be big to pull it off man.
Nobody laughs at the 6'4" 260 pound alpha-beta but people will shit on you if you look like the fag in pic related
So why isn’t anybody talking about how Million Dollar Extreme/Sam Hyde successfully recuperated Situationist & Surrealist aesthetics for an audience of alt-righters, an-caps, and MRAS? Was it the hipster association that led to this happening, or has capitalism finally started in successfully cannibalizing the avant-garde? Or has this just been going on for decades, and I’m just noticing it now?
Either way, it’s pretty scary stuff.
>>11754375
how did he get so fat? medical disorder?
>>11754398
he fell for the /fit/ meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnlWJYzKsDw
>>11754312
Some Dutch coop lol, just find circular sun glasses i'm sure they would sell them anywhere
>>11754417
damn, he could have been ottermode but he fucked up hard with his perma bulk routine.
>>11754312
>>11754600
Never mind found them: http://www.polette.com/en/sunglasses/stromboli-black.html
>>11754376
>leftists are this fucking terrified any time something even remotely right leaning and opposing of their beliefs becomes successful and starts to attract an audience.
>>11754375
I like Sam, but what I can't stand are the projecting semi betas like Leafyishere. I've known a few IRL, they need to put real betas down to feel like they belong.
Fuck them. Sam is a real Beta who has assented, what he does isn't projecting imo.
>>11754681
*Ascended
>>11752817
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like.
Can cuckservatives even into fashion?
just wear clothes like you're going to snap but ironically so. don't be a numale who gets all worried about baldness or facial hair. work out. don't spend money you don't have on clothes, it's more cost-effective to work on your personality
everyone one I have seen irl wearing a MAGA hat has been the literal embodiment of autism. If only they knew the disservice they were doing their candidate.
>>11754376
Left policy has become so sensitive it's impossible for them to think that satire and surrealism is anything but offensive
>>11754381
reading comprehension, my dude
>>11754761
fashion is fascist itself.
>>11754375
sam was actually decent looking as a teen. i think that factor makes him even funnier. he's fat and ugly now because he probably never bothered to think that deep
sam hyde is so incredibly unfunny
>>11754625
why not just eat allot but do lots of cardio as well???
thats why zyzz died at 20 from a heartattack cause the faggot just lifted weights and did literally zero cardio...
>>11752802
it's cool how MDE went from pranking TED talks to being creepy neo-Nazis
>>11756194
they always were creepy neo-nazis, but they're well known for the TED talk, just watch the old videos.
>>11755602
yeah, I mean that's preferable if you're going for pique aesthetics but not everyone has the time and energy
>>11752806
what is this from?
>>11752815
>implying he's not alpha af here
>>11754735
I kekd
This guy sucks and is unfunny as shit
>>11757312
Thank you
>>11755602
Actually he was a junkie
>>11757977
Got more info like this on Sam? Any links or threads I can check out?
>>11757977
Wow, what a piece of shit. Is this real? Why have I not heard of this before? I always have wondered how fucked in the head he actually is. He has always seemed like he had a lot of anger in him.
>>11758127
hes a cuckservitive, thats why. all right wingers are racist/violent piece of shits
>>11758133
>>11758186
cuckservative detected
>>11758133
I don't think he would qualify as a cuckservative. He seems more alt-righty to me. As for the bit about all right wingers being racist and violent, I don't think that's true. I'm an anarchist, which is about as far left as it gets but I've met plenty of decent right wing people and have right wing friends and family members who are wonderful people.
>>11752845
if you're gonna use my crop then at least use the original res, you fucking faggot
>>11757977
Sam's a kiddie diddler now?
>>11759136
Hey I screenshotted it first you fucking poz brownie boy
>>11757977
Dont quote me on this but I'm pretty sure sam has a serious power fetish, like bdsm and shit. Also that could very well be that nutcase ex of his who called the fbi on him.
>>11757977
>>11758127
What a true alpha, amazing. That man knows how to play the game
>>11759308
>perverted pedophile
>alpha
>>11752848
ROSS?! WHAAAT?
>>11759314
16 years old is legal age in uk, what's wrong with that?
>>11759375
Did they fuck in the UK though?
Charls is wayy more /fa/ than sam. Handsome, great jawline, nice aesthetics, otter mode body (not fat reddit lifter like sam) gets to wear cool new wigs each skit..
what a dreamboat
>>11759500
does it matter
>>11759508
whoahh sick palewave retro 80s hotline miami fit
>>11755587
i thought i was the only one who agreed. hes just a fucking alt right meme. once the election season is over im going to be fucking ecstastic because these memes will die out.
>>11754618
sam has said he wanted to look a little goofy because as a comedian you wouldnt get taken as serious if you were attractive
>>11757977
>dont eat anything between now and tomorrow sweetie
damn you know he took her ane virginity
>MDE
>alt-right or "neo-Nazi"
you guys actually don't get it
>>11760483
lol at people like you
>>11754375
Man he really does look more normal as a fatty. Being able to see his jaw is disturbing.
>>11760489
people that understand basic absurdist comedy?
>>11760437
Oh shit i didnt even think about that :O
>>11760491
people that practice such an advanced level of mental gymnastics
so he's successful and well known. does that mean he's finally gonna cut and clean up a bit? or is he committed to being a slob?
>>11754376
>MRA boogeyman
>not 2012
>>11760530
this video is clearly anti-semitic
>>11760489
it's funny that they still don't get it after all these years
>ITS SATIRE IM ONLY JOKING PLEASE DONT BAN ME
>"see? he said its satire bigots! HES NOT ONE OF YOU!"
>>11760541
no its not sam loves jews
it was initially supposed to be JEWS RULE! but the antisemites at Adult Swim wouldn't let him express such a high level of admiration for the chosen people
All you nu-male cucks talking shit about Sam better watch yourself because Sam will find you and kill you with one kick to the fucking head.
Just like that bitch Lena Dunham. You best be on the look out for Sam "you can run but you can't" Hyde
>>11760565
this fit is fire 2bh
>>11760565
w2c shirt?
is there anyone that is effay as Sam Hyde?
>>11758133
>this is what the tumblr generation has been brainwashed into thinking
Sad!
>>11752808
Lel that greasy cunt has a abercrombie hoodie on
>>11761652
lol how can you tell?
>>11760556
this made me chortle
>>11760360
>non ironically calling people cucks
lol
>>11761773
sup cucky
>>11761784
>>11761817
well said my alt-right bros
we will NOT stop until we've rid the world of all cucks, degenerates, and sjws. we do NOT forgive, we do NOT forget
expect us
>>11761846
dude...what the heck...dont insult us like that....
>>11761839
racists Drumpf boys roasted once again!! #IStandWithHer
>>11761854
>fake trump hat
found the commie spy
>>11754375
For you
>>11761817
>hey this person thinks something is stupid haha TRIGGERED!!! TRIGGERED!!!!!
>>11761784
>>11761817
>>11761944
i think you guys seem like the real cucks here desu
>>11761784
>>11761817
>>11761944
>>11761952
autism
desu only people who pay taxes and have been in the work force for at least 2 years should be allowed to vote
>>11761968
I'm an actual cuckold and therefore able to identify other cucks. >>11761773 sounds like a cuck
Great thread guys! Anyone else like fashion?
>>11761974
>>11761975
cucks detected
>>11761661
oh I dunno maybe the giant a and f
Plus it looks low quality.
>>11759056
anarchism isn't really left, m8
>>11762035
How? Anarchists want to abolish the state and capitalism and create a society that based on the absence of hierarchy and free association. There are different branches (mutualism, collectivism, communism, ect.) but they're all leftist. If you're talking about post-left anarchists, they're still on the left side of te political spectrum, regardless of what they try to say.
>>11757977
Any uncensored pic?
>>11757977
If real he eat shit. Fuck pedos.
what brand are sam's beanies??
>>11763285
think about it champ- if there were an uncensored pic there would be no reason to make that pic in the first place.
>>11757977
wtf i hate sam now
no but for real I didn't take him for a goy who would """take advantage""" of a (much) younger grrl.
Any confirmation or other details on this?
>>11764034
I can't seem to find anything on it.
>>11760543
i love sam so much
>>11761396
hes so beautiful
People still care about this guy? Is it still 2014 or something?
>>11752831
who is this guy?
>>11752817
G A L L O N O F M I L K
>>11757977
dont let bernstein find out
>>11760565
those shoes are /fa/ as fuck with that fit