This witch appears in a cloud of smoke in front of you. She lets

smaller feet

give me all the ricky i can get

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I want this one of a kind bomber

Thanks satan

>>11718970
I would just have a heart attack and die

>>11719036

SHES BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING I LOVE MY WIFE

taller

Taller.
I'm 6', so an inch or two wouldn't hurt.

My cheekbones are good as they are.

I can get a car if I play smart and earn enough money. Same with clothes.

taller,willing to trade in penis length

>>11718970
>that sweat patch on top of everything else

she is literally a goblin, what the fuck was rick thinking

>>11719004
that's a letterman

as for my wish, I would like to be naturally more lean.

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>>11718970

Nothing im literally perfect
[spoiler] except in bed.. I can't please a women and I cum in 30 seconds kill me [spoiler]

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>>11718970
my puffy nipples to go away for ever, i want perfect nipples instead

either fix my teeth or make my acne scars disappear

which one is more /fa/?

>>11719101

get rid of those acne scars

here you go breh just saved your life https://getpmd.com/product/personal-microderm-black-men-bundle/

I'm 5'10 so you know the answer

>>11719107

thanks
then i'll use my wish to fix my awful awful teeth without having to have my mouth wired shut

>>11718970
Remove acne
fix assymetrical nose
But MOST importantly: BRING FA STORES TO MY SHITHOLE COUNTRY

>>11718970
i would ask for white people hair

>>11718970
bmi below 18

>>11719043
Fuck off Rick go drive a Lamborghini or something you rich fuck.

4 inches and 12 Kilos

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>>11718970
>bullying Rick's mom

That's low, OP.

Bigger dick
I'm fine but most of my cofidence issues stem from be having a 6.5 peen

>>11718970
To be 6' 4" or 5"
or to have nicer looking eyes

>>11719093
post pics

Bigger breasts

>>11718970
Taller

>>11718970
Perfect bone structure

All my body hair to be gone

make me taller why do I have to be a manlet

trickier dick

>>11719004
Was this at Alchemist?

Either bigger dick or taller.

>>11718970
only one of those wishes is /fa/ related

>>11719093
costs about 4k if you're in toronto
one of the better choices i've made

>>11720084

umm what how

>>11718970
Better chin.

>>11718970
Perfect hairline and no balding ofc

>>11718970
Hmm, more discipline. Lack of it is the only thing holding me back. I've got my goal height, happy with my face and have good body structure, but I am just so lazy.

>>11718970
taller, everything else is already goals on fleek baka senpai

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taller

just 2 (maybe 3) more in

>>11718970
Her accessory game is out of this world

>>11718970
Full head hair until I die (twist: I die immediately... wouldn't mind)

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To be happy

>>11718970

More symmetrical
Gilbert's syndrome gone
More consistently brooding voice
Owning a gallery space in a lit area
Money
..a Honda civic

>>11719101
Look into chemical peels. Don't go too hard though you can permanently damage your face

>>11719155
Honestly most black people would look strange with hair that thin. Just ask for good hair

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a gf

>>11720790
So you wish you weren't fat

>>11720920
Pics or your ugly

5'7 male

Taller. Even if it's just a couple of inches and I'd still be below average.

>>11719372
Fucking seriously?
Here's what 99% of men don't seem to fucking understand -
Work on all the shit that leads to getting a woman thinking about fucking you long before it happens, getting her wet thinking about it, and the rest won't matter.
IF you get a girl naked and DTF, you've done the 99% of effort, now just fuck.
Give her an orgasm before penetration and her vulva will be so swollen and sensitive any penetration will feel huge.
Unless you literally have a micropenis.
In which case, you are fucked and should just remove yourself from the gene pool.
Jk don't do that, my average penis looks huge compared to you guys...

Also, I'm guessing game you watch too much porn. Stop watching guys with baseball bats for ducks and your confidence will increase. FYI, Mike Adriano or Jules Jordan have very average looking cocks.
Also, camera angles matter, that's all I'll say about that.

>>11719150
>She lets you have one wish

>>11721371
Having said all that,
Upon consideration, I'm happy with my 6.5",
But I'm not happy it's a 'grower' not a 'shower' -

Most guys and girls don't seem to know more about this - a 'grower' is only a fraction - maybe 20% - of it's full size at rest, and gets considerably bigger upon erections - whereas a 'grower' looks more impressive at rest, since it is always at approx 70-80% it's full size upon erection...
So... I guess I would like an 8-9 inch grower.

BTW, the average vagina is only 6 inches deep, if you watch most big dick pornstars, they struggle to go balls deep, and fuck faster to overcompensate, since it's harder to notice.

If you read any candid interviews with female pornstars most are terrified of the bigger guys, and only 'size queens' who get pounded by big dicks over time, get stretched out.

Take away my facial scars O kind witch

I just wanna be pretty like bladee

>>11718970

I would wish to age slowly and beautifully.

>>11718970
to have a better personality or to be more confident don't know if that counts

definetely i'd ask to be taller

A better looking nose.

I'm seriously considering surgery. It's just kinda bent.

>>11718970
perfect dress sense

I can make the perfect fits at any time for any occasion for any one.

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>>11724069
oh wait never mind

I want my hair back

>>11724089

ahhh jesus christ no god please don't do this to me I will suck your dick

>>11718970
perfect hair that will never fade away or turn grey

Please make me not red headed

Please

>>11724155

if your a guy im so sorry...

please be a girl and marry me though thanks

>>11721025
No. I've been called 'godlike' or 'perfect' in the body threads here because I'm tall and thin. I'm trying to get lean and also do better in university because I don't have the discipline to work on my goals and get off the porn/computer.

I set goals and know my priorities but the only thing that motivates me is fear.

>>11721039
But women are midgets these days, you have nothing to worry about. Tall women rarely ever have attractive faces.

>>11721378
He sucked the witch off, so she gave him 2 more.

>>11721417
>dick goes from 2" to 6"
Funny how nature do that

>>11718970
I'm 6'7" so don't need taller, I just need clothes to be proportionate :(((

plz michelle

>>11721417
>the vagina is only 6" deep

this is what small dicked guys really believe

>>11718970
a gf

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>>11718970
grant me pic related, O witch of fabrics and threads

>>11724706
not the same guy but vaginas are about 4 inches deep when empty, and can normally accommodate up to 8 inches of cock

>>11718970
a thick head of hair for the rest of my life
or just copious amounts of money so that I can pay for a thick head of hair and any clothes and shit that I want. whatever.

Either fix my disproportionate jaw or my height, probabably height no one notices the jaw thing until I point it out.

>>11718970
just $$$

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thicker dick
better jaw
manlier physique

I'm pretty happy with myself.
Perhaps wider hips or 3 inches of height.
am 5'7"

>>11719588
pics

>>11724757

only 1 wish bitch!!!

>>11718970
"I wish people could accurately describe me as tall and rich"

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OP here forgot to mention that if you do ask a wish she takes your soul as well.

make me look 10/10
6'2" chiseled god

sicc, defined cheekbones

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lancia stratos or perfect skin

other than that i'm obviously perfect

no trouble getting girls without either of them so i'd probably pick the stratos for myself

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>>11718970
Stamper tier head shape

>>11726839

But what happens when I lose my soul?

>>11718970
Look awesome in everything i wear

master race genetic hair

>>11726991

thanks for letting us know how hot and good at getting girls you are, you seem really certain of that fact

i bet no one's dumped you in the last 6 months

>>11727114

eternal damnation breh

>>11721021
k a?

>>11727608
triggered

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>>11718970
i wish for fashionable party drug experience with friends on Ibiza where everyone gets laid and everybody has fun

Straight hair and earlobes. Easy.

>>11728165
Straight ear lobes? Wat

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>>11718970
a better life.

>>11719066
At least you cum.

Can't cum from sex unless I'm doing it for for fucking ever

>>11729722
stop jerking off

>>11729722

Well the women don't usually fuck me that many times after so yeah...

Unlimited money for clothes.

If that doesnt count, idk maybe taller but im not that self conscious about it.

Probably a spray I can put on shoes that will keep them unstained forever

>>11729732
This is correct but I dont get laid enough to worry about that.

>>11729670
>She lets you have one wish thats /fa/ related
Retard.

>>11729750
A better life is /fa/ you gypsy.

>>11718970
The ability to make any piece of clothing or accessory fit me perfectly.

>>11729756

ya but if you asked that the gypsy witch would just like Bedazzle (movie) it and fuck it up some how

>>11719066
Oh damn I know this feel bro.
>have premature ejacualtion from unknown reason, never even watched porn much
>can't be i nrelationship because too afraid to cum too early
No gf - sadness - no gf- sadness. A circle of hell.

>>11729896

ya shit sucks. had 4 women tell me to get lost after months of being with them because of the problem

>>11719052
I've always speculated the exchange rate on the two. One inch of dick for three of height seems fair, no?

>>11720059
Are you below 5'7"? Theres really no need to complain otherwise. It could be way worse

Not fashion. Reported.

>>11731230
You should probably ask the meth witch beforehand. She might try to rip you off.

>>11731255

ya because the dozens of other shit threads are about fashion

I wish my gf would take me back

>>11721000
>happy
>effay

pick one

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>>11731808

being needy is not fashionable. You being single is way more /fa/

>>11718970
Proportionally taller. I'm 5'11" and 130 so I'm already skelly mode and I'd want to keep it that way.

>>11718970
unlimited /fa/ wishes how has this not been said you fucks are retarded

>>11732083

Doesn't count. Go straight to hell no wish for you

Taller
I'm 5'8, tallest in my family but I just wanna hit 6 feet tbqh, im not embarrassed of my height or the manlet meme, I just think I'd look better a bit taller

>>11732043
No one but you feels me on this

>>11732107

why would your parents even procreate if they were so short. They doomed you from the start

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>>11732083
>she pulls out her wand
>turns you into a geobasket
>laughs and poofs away
enjoy life loser

>>11732138
5'7"-5'9" is passable but short.

When you get below 5'7" you are essentially dead to the world.

>>11718970
narrower hips

+ 10-12 cm to my height

>>11718970
I would choose taller It will make me thin
and it's permanent.

>>11721021
el presidente?

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Every single piece ever created by Rick

Including the 90s chinese Versace knock offs