I have a date tomorrow and I am totally getting a stye . This

>>11683577
eyepatch, say you work as a pirate

>hey I'm sick. is it cool if we reschedule to later in the week?
>ye bby u can fuk me good then
>ayy alright

Be forward and make light of the situation before the date.
"OMG FML right my eye decides to explode right before tomorrow night!"
>send him picture<
Just dont mention its a stye

>>11683684
Don't do this OP, they'll think it's gross and associate it with you unconsciously.

>>11683660

this

op if you caught the flu and were puking all over the place would you try and play off the smell of vomit as a new avant-garde cologne to try and salvage your E MER GEN CEEEEE

you're not in peak date conditions friendo and if she's worth dating, she'd understand.

>>11683684
>>send him picture<
d e g e n e r a t e

also overall a terrible idea.

Guys its not that big yet, cant I just put typewriter fluid or something on it so it will go away?

>>11683577
Get a silver or gold ring. Clean it with alcohol thoroughly. Now rub it against a clean fabric (it will heat up, not so much that it burns your eye don't be a retard) and apply it in your eye. Do this for about 5 minutes. You'll be better tomorrow

tell him or her the truth
go on date anyway
it isnt a big deal

Cut off your eyelids. Women like when it looks like you're paying attention to them.

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wrap your entire body in bandages with only your good eye showing. Girls love fashionable and mysteriously charming mummified men

>dont point it out
>date doesnt notice
or
>point it out beforehand
>realize that a stye isnt going to affect your date because its a stye and not broken legs and a case of ptsd

Cancel and tell them the truth. Or put concealer/foundation over it. Why are men so retarded

It's probably an allergic reaction, I get it all the time, go to a doctor and they'll probably give you a roid shot and eye drops, which help when it acts up again.

Locate the ingrown eyelash. Pluck it. Ice

>>11683577
as someone who has been dealing with this for 8 years this is what I usually do

get gauzes or paper towel if u dont have any and get a a small bowl of what water and heat that shit up in the microwave, if u can barely grab it then its at the right temperature. wait a minute for it not to be that hat because this shit does sting. Grab said gauze/paper towel and dip in hot ass water and apply pressure against stye and pull thru the bitch ass sting, u will get used to it after a few applyments. Then basically do that shit around the hour every hour until it leaks or atleast stops swelling.

Or u could just do the easier thing and reschedule date or just put make up on the bitch

>>11683774
what kind of devilry is this?

>>11683577
when you go on a date just be hygenic and youll be fine

like i dress alright but i dont try to do anything special

be slightly messy is actually good cause it shows you dont give too much fucks

>>11684054
This, OP.

Cut yourself so the fluid leaks out

Just woke up
Can feel the style is still there
Afraid to look in mirror ;_;

>>11685440
reschedule you dumb cunt

>>11684465
OP this. or get a sock and fill it with rice and put it in the microwave. then apply to your eye. it should help.

>>11683577

it will take a couple days to go from ok to terrible to ok to gone. don't fuck with it or rush it or you will turn it into a permanent condition

>>11684465
Doesnt this spread the infection?

pop it i've never gotten another one right after

>>11686182
its not really an infection. its a clogged gland that fills up on the INSIDE of your eyelid

>>11686206
>pop it
I can't imagine this is good advice4

>>11686212

this, and hot water generally ensures it won't stay clogged and turn permanent.

I've had multiple removed when I was younger, when I get a bad one I just apply heat and I haven't had to get any needled and pricked for a while.

>>11683636
OP do this

>>11683577
>E MER GEN CEEEE
how beautiful

>>11685440
steam compress you retard. it'll make it smaller, but you should probably reschedule

>>11686666
>6666
well do it faggot

Thanks for all the support guys.
I called and canceled and when I was asked why I panicked and told the truth :(
I think it was a bad move as I got the " pretty busy week coming up" speech.
This thing hurts and itches at the same time.
I have a job where I have to use my eyes ALL day long.
No way I can work like this.
I think I will go to the doctor in the morning.
I hope you guys never get one of these monstrosities cause they suck.

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>>11687320
Spoopy

>>11688175
>I think it was a bad move as I got the " pretty busy week coming up" speech.
Yeah, no shit. If a guy cancelled a date with me because of that, I too would think that's pretty lame. 0 self confidence

>>11684209
ptsd is effay actually

>>11683577
wear clear frame hipster glasses

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Welp, the eye doctor says I am to greasy and unclean and thats why I got the stye.
I explained that I shower every day but dont use shampoo because I am sebum.

Doctor was not having it and says I must shampoo my whole head every day :;_;

>>11690051
Shampooing your head has nothing to do with your fucking eyelids.


OP just apply a warm wet towel for 5-10 minutes 6 times a day.

Styes are inflamations on the lip of the eyelid, generally looking like a pimple starting in a hair follicle.

Chalazions are cyst like structures in the eyelid originating in an oil gland.

Warm compresses help move things along and encourage draining.

>>11690284
He said that being so greasy caused a pore to clog