/fa/ complains

>>11283449
>that pic

Rick didn't know he was gonna do that and when he got off stage Rick reportedly punched him lmao

>tfw lost weight
>tfw chesticles will not budge and I'm stuck looking like some sort of retarded anime bimbo, thus making all fits look frumpy and shit unless I dress like a slut.

>>11283535
L O N D O N
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>>11283535
>retarded anime bimbo

that is my fetish

>>11283535
>I'm stuck looking like some sort of retarded anime bimbo, thus making all fits look frumpy and shit unless I dress like a slut.
I can't understand this. What do you mean?

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>want to be ottermode
>every time i post this all i get is eat less and cardio
>i'm already aids victim thin
>gotta bulk a lil bi first
>idk where to start

i want to get it so my forearms look like pic related in a t shirt rather than to elongated toothpicks

>>11284039
hey retard you start by eating more and lifting weights, how do you expect your body to make muscle if you don't feed it? read the /fit/ sticky.

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>>11284039
hammer curls fucc coy

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harry styles legs

not too bad desu, glad he made them popular

>>11284039
other dude is pretty much correct, even just going to the gym knowing nothing and playing around with weights as long as it's consistent can get you ottermode. Just eat slightly more rather than a ton more and when you feel like there is no change (lets say for a month scale and/or mirror shows no improvement) eat a bit more.

>>11283449
Just get lean while keeping muscle, chances are you'll be able to fit a lot better into your clothes. Cut until abs or further depending on goals.

>>11284036
What's hard to understand about the fact her large breasts make clothes look frumpy even though she's lost weight

>>11283535
I know a girl just like you. She's 5'1 or something and thin as fuck like 90 pounds but her tits are massive. She can't wear a single fashionable thing without them overtaking her whole body

>>11284080
What's hard to understand about that it was an attempt to make her to post a pic

>>11284351
Shit save, unconvincing, 3/10

>>11284353
not him

it's just a very common tactic here when >girls post.

if you have browsed for some time then you should know this.

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>tfw tall grill, thin legs, small boobs but wide hips
>wide hips stop me from wearing a ton of effay shit
>skinny jeans are the best looking pants on me
>will never look good in stuff like pic related

>>11284039
I wanna bulk a bit and go otter, but the bulking and lifting circlejerk is real and cringe. I don't want to buy a gym membership and show up to all the bros at the weights with hard-ons who spend their life there.

Last summer when I went on a bodyweight routine with slightly more eating I began to get nice and toned but it took a while, much longer than the speedy fast /fit/ routine.

>>11284366
Also I think a lot of them eat unhealthy af for bulking memes on the internet. It's super cringe to see them bulking on so much shit food. It's also unhealthy, expensive and wasteful. I just want to eat healthy and get more protein.

>>11283449
Asket, nigger.

https://www.asket.com/

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>wide hips
>hairy af
>male

>>11284353
>>11284080
>What's hard to understand about that it was an attempt to make her to post a pic
That's not what I was aiming for, anon-san-kawaii.

>>11284358
still not what I meant

I couldn't understand how the clothing got frumpy, also the gender wasn't even that clear due to the register.

>>11284060
pretty much every normie will think those legs are skinny.

people on here call it fat because they're used to seeing stick tier runway model legs

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No matter how /fa/ and /fit/ I am, or how handsome I am, I will always always have a small dick. Fml.

>>11285218
How small

>Have Gyno (manboobs for you dumbfags)
>No amount of exercise/eating well will get rid of it
>Too poor to get the required surgery
>Can't simply wear a t-shirt because moobs will pop out
>Always have to wear an extra layer just so my moobs are covered

It's not fair, I am pretty skinny otherwise, but I have bitchtits so my clothing options are limited. You truly skinnyfags have it easy

>>11283449
>Pants that are slightly above the shoes
>No way for guys to wear sandals without looking like a fucking nugget
>Clothing with the brand visible. Literally paying to advertise.

>>11284039

whats the brand on that guys t-shirt

I recognize the symbole

>>11284362
That body type sounds fucking GOAT m8. Don't try to be someone else.

>>11285525
champion
i hgave no idea it ever was big, but somehow i know this logo too

>>11285257
not that guy but mine is like 4 inches hard and also very thin

>>11285550
why would you answer such question if you're not even the guy who was asked it?

>>11284362
That's a very nice fit imo.

>>11284366
>>11284377
i get what ur saying and i kinda agree, but the bros in thegym really don't care what you look like, if they bother you that much just go really early in the morning or late at night
i'm thinking to save money in the long run i'm just going to buy a cheap weight set
i really agree about the bulking community, the best thing to do to bulk and stay healthy is to lay off fatty carbs and eat lots of lean veggies, i dont eat meat but there is loads of meats u could eat to do this. for me the best bulking protein has been scrambled eggs, i eat them all the time.
also i hear those kale smoothie things are great for you

>>11285550
jesus fuck man
i'm so sorry

>>11285550
RIP

>>11283449
>>this is a model
fuck this gay earth

>>11284362
I know how you feel anon.

I bought pants much like in your pic, thinking they'd probably conceal the giant hips and ass because I've got some nice linen pants that work well for me, but they just ended up fitting weirdly - tight around the hips and butt, loose everywhere else including the waist. Looks like ill fitting mum jeans.

I can never wear tops like that either because they sit tightly on the hip which just looks disgusting. Always fitted tops for me.

Culottes suit me really well mind you. They fit at the waist properly and look good on my figure.

>really broad shoulders
>no shirt ever fits me

>>11285550
Like one of those mini pencils they have at ikea?

>>11285538
literally dad core. like half my dad's stuff is champion from like 10 years ago. all his round the house diy home improvement stuff. low end department store stuff really from what i've seen

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>>11285944
idk the dimensions of ikea pencils but if i had to guess it would probably be this in comparison

>>11283449
i am emotionally unstable and cant stop over eating since my bf left me which just means i hate myself more and feel even more unstable.

>>11286050
well, being stressed over a breakup is somehow justified at least

>>11286034
when erect? what the fuck

>>11286163
actually i thought of a better comparison
it's more or less the length of a iphone5, maybe a few centimeters shorter

>>11285257
4.5"

>>11286050
Being dependent on someone to that extreme is unhealthy and obnoxious. Get your shit together.

>>11283449
How short do you need to be to be classified as a manlet? lmao
>1.76m reporting in

>>11286392
I'm 170cm.

>>11286402
Well, I'm from Sweden. If you're under 185 here you're pretty much a manlet.

>>11286405
Yeah, I'm in New York so it's not that bad.

I generally consider the manlet cutoff to be between 5'10" and 5'11". Honestly, though, it's more cultural, I think, and it really depends on where you are.