"Haha, Rick Owens, who is that?! I just picked up a load

>>11218642
Sure. Why are you even talking to me old man? I couldn't care less.

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>>11218642
>american car

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>>11218642
>tfw no chad bff

>>11218642
I wouldn't mind having a friend like this desu i don't expect everyone to share my interests/hobbies

no one talks like that you autist

>>11218642
t-thanks chad. s-sounds good

>>11218642
>Zara
>Frat party
These are mutually exclusive. America doesn't really have Zara, and Europe doesn't really have "frats" in the American sense.

I call bullshit, OP.

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>>11218750
>America doesn't really have Zara

>>11218750
lol ur retarded
Inditex (Zara) is the number one fashion retailer in the entire world now. They have 150,000 employees in 7000+ stores around the world including over 70 in the USA alone.

>>11218771
Theres not too many Zaras in the US, never even heard of them until they got popular

>>11218642

i wish i had friends

>>11218791
you must live in a shit state, every mall around me has one

>>11218642
I wish I had a friend to go to the mall with.

>>11218750
Maybe he's Canadian.

>>11218642
>implying anyone on /fa/ has friends like this
>implying anyone on /fa/ even talks to people like this

>>11218818
Michigan desu

>>11218771
>70 in the USA alone.
How recent is this? All I remember was one in New York.

>>11218708
you don't get out much

>>11218642
>implying he's not right outside ur house to pick u up for a picnic in the park
>"happy valentines day baby"
>comfortably leaning on him while he nuzzles ur neck, sittin on the grass
>fucks ur bp like a beast later using all these muscles to propel himself deep inside u

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>>11218642
>zara
>drives a stang
superior taste macho alpha

>>11218758
It really doesn't, not nearly as much as Europe.

>alright Chad, see ya there :^)
>Chad begins to slip the shit out of his clutch
>smoke comes out from trans
>dumps the clutch
>breaks traction
>crashes into a family walking their children

u going to post that on every board op?

>>11218642
>tfw this has happened to me, except it went a little more like

>y-3? how much did that cost?
>me: 90 dollars
>dang anon, you're ridiculous.

>>11218642

Chad is simply weeding out betas who aren't confident in their clothes which is a perfectly reasonable thing to to desu.

If you feel threatened in your outfit you don't deserve to be wearing it.

>>11218923
So a shit state...

i have some chad friends who are kind of like this and i dont mind because theyre fun and just-for-partying friends.

with my regular friends i always feel like its a mn oufit competiton

>>11219479
It's not that bad.

>>11218853
I wish there was a mall for me to go to but sadly I live in minnesota.

>>11219561
What about Mall of America?

>>11219586
No

>>11219604
No

>>11218642
> Speak to some girls
> Brad's feat party
Do you interact with other human beings?

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>>11219074
lol you make it sound like there's 1 flagship zara in america
i can think of 5 around LA that i've been to
just because we don't have 3 zaras on the same street doesn't mean we have none

but also
>using the number of locations as a means to say we have none

>>11218642
I'll never know this experience. As a britfag I just hear chavs shouting about how they're "off their heads on spice" most recently.

>>11218642
My best and one of the few friend I learned in hs is your typical chad.
>goes to party at least twice a week
>rich parents
>fucked 20 girls, 10 of them I know personally
>has qt French gf, still fucks others when opportunity's there
>a bit egoistic
>goes to gym four times a week and plays lacrosse (kek) professionaly
Still hugest bro I know.
>rich but wears orange cargos I wore in 1st grade gives no fuck
>always optimistic and does stuff with me all the time instead of orher chads
>drink with him and play Smash all the time
>behave like small children and play with lego or fucking D&D
>watch anime and hentai when nothing else to do
>help each other in every situation
We are so damn different but somehow best buddies for 9 years already.

>>11219066
That's the gayest thing I've seen all night, and I jacked off to some gay porn an hour ago.

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>>11218993
>you don't get out much
rich

Not to sound like a massive fucking wanker but as somebody with a social life, he's right - nobody talks like that.

This skewed view of popular people is for the lowest of the low on the social ladder, people that literally have high-functioning autism. You're on a fashion board, I highly doubt any of you are currently experiencing autismo nerd life seeing as image is such a major part of being popular.

>>11218791
Only Houston, Chicago, New York, other big cities have zara

>>11218771
>including over 70 in the USA alone.
there is like 70 zara in northern france alone
70 for a country the size of europe isn't a lot

>>11218880
Just because you're a lame boy doesn't mean we all are lol

>>11219636
You slipped a finger in his pooper yet?

>>11219479
Michigan is cool

>>11218771
Zara is popular but they have trouble dominating the US due to refusing to vanity size. Americans are fat

>>11219604
Why not

>>11219650
Nah, my gf is 16 years old and six yets younger than me. Not that lolita sex toy deepweb story, but enough for me though.

>>11219623
They're only in big cities. Most normies don't know zara exists

>>11219636
> Watch hentai
White people weird as fuck man...

>>11219660
most normies don't know what 4chan is, what's your point?
every normie knows about forever 21, an american company

>>11219641
Anon I thought the same thing. The truth is, most of the people on 4chan are extremely anti-social and weird. We're the rare people who have friends but also are really into fashion.

>>11219656
H&M and every other mainstream store has had no trouble. You sound dumb as fuck.

>>11218642
Chill chad is fa as fuck, you mad little boi?

>>11219662
You're right. We should dance with our butts out, sell crack and steal Jordans.

>>11218642
Most of the people I know like this have a vague understanding of Rick from listening to rap

>>11219669
mine are all anti-establishment satirical-humour-loving adidas-wearing drug takers that play frisbee all day

pretty good

made me want to wear more adidas though rather than rick - good for my wallet i suppose

>>11219683
Lol that's the stereotype your using? What run down, hill billy, white trash town do you live in? Niggas haven't worn Jordan's & sagged for years

>>11219627
>off their heads on spice
What is this? Dune?

>>11219701
Not him but I see that shit all the time.

>>11219698
I meant that we are into fashion & we also have friends lol, not that we have fashionable friends. Mine dress like garbage.

>>11219709
Do you live in niggerville ? In developed cities & suburbs, common black people are more fashionable than the public.

>>11218750
also frat boys only wear shitty fakeprep brands like vineyard vines

>>11219715
>than the public
Kek are you calling them animals?

>>11219712
> Not even in America
This explains why you have a one-sided view of African-Americans. Don't speak on something that you have no knowledge of

>>11219715
Cause theyre white niggers dude they're basically white

>>11219718
No. By "the public" I mean normies

>america
no thanks

>>11219722
Their skin color is lighter than other black people's? Wow can you explain how that correlates

>>11219734
Not just skin color, culture and attitude, education too

>>11219719
I've studied and lived in America. Niggers are retarded dindus who don't want to be held accountable for their own niggery attitudes and actions.

>>11219636
Tfw no polar opposite bro

>>11219677
that's cause they VANITY SIZE retard.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2188832/Are-American-waistlines-big-Zara-How-retail-giants-slim-cuts-European-sizing-failing-market-U-S.html

http://www.elle.com/fashion/shopping/news/a15296/zara-sizing-problem/

h&m also offers plus size clothing. did the soft spot on ur head concave even more????

>>11218771
>number one fashion retailer
>zara
Why would they call it Topshop if it wasn't at the top?
Checkmate faggot

>>11219890
I'm so sick of fatties complaining about sizing. I work at AA and occasionally get comments about it. "Who would ever fit into this" "Is this childrens size?" One mom actually asked if he promote anorexia

All the people who make these comments are at least size 14+, naturally.

>>11219903
Kek