>2015+1
>not having tattoos, undercut + beard combo, posting on the chive, and listening to retro post hardcore like underoath, or alexisonfire
do you even try faggots?
>>11196465
Those bands are ok I'll give you that
same guy?
I know its bait but
>those bands
>retro post-hardcore
What is fugazi? What is moss icon? What is nation of ulysses?
Hell l, I'd even accept at the drive-in or refused
>>11196465
I like alexisonfire's first album. I think that was the year that post hardcore got bad. I also listen to Glassjaw. Been on a funk and fusion kick though.
>>11196823
All those bands fucking suck. At the drive in is okay but bland.
Sorry I only Listen to ECW and MONO..
>>11196465
this made me itch
>>11196465
lol'd at his exaggeratedly small arms. There's actually a lot of truth in this and the pseudo hyper masculinity that is beard culture.
>be skinny loser or fat dweeb all of life
>2012 grow beard
>experience social interaction for first time in life
>entire persona revolves around beard
>>11197065
Older refused is dope tho.
New album was shit but Dawkin's Christ was aight.
>>11196756
>tfw sailor tattoos because you're an actual sailor
>>11197075
fuck you, mono is great
dunno what is more faggy, being one of these losers or getting salty about them
>>11196465
>screamo
>>11198090
>shaving is for women and children
every time
I regret buying my doc martens now, all I see is fucking faggot nu males and women wearing them
>>11197454
Hey there sailor ;)
>>11198090
man, are fixed gear bikes among hipsters still a thing?
most people i see riding them nowadays are messengers, or those tards that ride them home from the velodrome
>>11197283
The beard is the new fedora
>>11197065
Umm... Repeater?
>>11198203
Bring back skinhead 2k16
>>11196465
>mfw I don't have a beard
I could not shave for the rest of my life and would never grow a beard
eat my ass
did Jhonn Balance predict this look like 15 years in advance?
>>11198902
same. i'm 24 and I shave twice a week when I want to look presentable, twice a month when I don't give a shit. I just get long, patchy stubble.
I can't even think of a male in my extended family on either side who has facial hair. My dad had a goatee when I was a kid but it was so shitty he only kept it for a few months.
>>11198915
he just got bored and grew a beard
>>11196756
Close. OP is the "high school popular dude" evolution of that guy and his pseudo artist friends.
I'm going to turn 27 soon and the only kind of beard I can grow is similiar to the pic. It's better to be shaved in this case.
>>11196465
Never heard of alex is on fire sorry
>>11198915
Phil Collins did
Be me, was actually a Merchant Marine,clean shaven. i have tattoos but no anchors or any of those but i do have traditonal tattoos. Everytime i see someone with tattoos i know are for saltys only i wanna punch them in the face. Its a daily struggle, cant wait for this neo-americana male trend to end.
>>11200597
Why though? If they are bearded hipsters faggot, everyone knows they don't work for a living.
>>11200597
I was on a 270' cutter for 4 years and recently moved to Detroit. My entire life now is encountering assholes who moved here from the Midwest with sparrow tattoos and fucking nautical stars. I don't know how this became a thing.
>>11200651
It negates what was once the true symbolism of them.
>>11200653
What was your rating?. Atleast your there, trying being where i live on the outskirts of brooklyn....its a shit show.
>>11200703
I was a MK while I was onboard, but then lateraled over to MST. Which might have been a mistake considering how boring sitting at a desk waiting for someone to dump oil in the local rivers is.
Fuck that. You're in the epicenter.
>>11200732
I was AB. And your right. And the ride never stops, its endless. All these nautical tattoos and no sea legs to back it up. Worse is seeing girls with anchors, which they usually will only have on their hip or top of foot. Or guys with "hold fast" or rope around their arms or wrist when you know they have never thrown one.
Burnistoun telling it like it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_KL-PVQIao
>implying those guys aren't growing out young leos, wearing distressed jeans, long tees, meme shoes and bomber jackets now
pic related is the 2016 equivalent of the beard/tattoos/undercut/workwear meme
they're both reddit as fuck
>>11196465
i have a beard
but its like long more like gandalf beard not retard lumberjack beard
am i safe????!
>>11202626
post face
>>11198246
Yeah, it's still a thing. Some of the lazier/fatter ones have switched to pic related, though.
>>11196465
>underoath
>alexisonfire
>>11203333
Oops, meant to add
>retro
>>11196465
My first crush from freshman year at community college was literally this way. And I was just a fatass 200lb 6 ft white music geek who worshipped P4K, The Wire UK, Swans, and Kanye. I'd never stand a chance with that Nubian goddess now cause she's too influenced to fall for men like in this picture and she harshly rejected me twice. Fuck I even went vegan for her. Now I'm addicted to weed, popping Ritalin, and want to die.
>>11203465
non music gig and making furniture sounds cool? i think youre just a bitch
>>11203394
Cucked so hard you can't even eat meat
Shite hairline but if you can grow a beard why not?
>>11203518
Growing a beard is not a hobby.
You know when 4chan was popular we used to look down on people so lazy that they don't shave
No we parade neckbeards as if it were some sort of feat
Women should realize that growing a beard is easier than growing pubic hair to the point where they can braid it
>>11203394
>>11203502
Ultra-pathetic samefag
>>11200464
That just looks like an unkept beard and hair, 2016 is undercuts and beard.
>>11203527
I never said growing a beard was a hobby. A lot of people can't grow one. If you can why not? You dont have to keep it forever do you.
>>11197065
Plays Pretty For Baby is the best punk album since Double Nickels on the Dime
>>11202093
Pretty much this desu
>>11203502
kek
Oh, right
I haven't heard anyone mention Underoath for atleast 8 years.
>tfw really like sparrow tattoos but won't get one since I don't want to be associated with people mentioned in this thread and have never sailed in my life
>>11204874
Get a sparrow, im the merchant marine from the earlier post. Thats not as nautical as other tattoos that people mostly get. Sparrows are awesome. Only reason the issue has been pushed is cause they come across as something their not. I doubt youd have the same attituide.
>>11198963
I didn't know the Amish shitpost
It's a shame fags like this have ruined beards, flannel, and suspenders for the forseeable future.