>one syllable names Really? 2-3 syllables are fine, everything

what kind of pathetic excuse of a thread is this

>>11182561
John detected

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>3 syllable first name
>2 syllable last name

why have the gods blessed me so?

The insecurity is strong in this one.


>>11182561
i think its best just to ignore them and let them die on their own

>>11182658
>2 syllabe first name
>3 syllabe last name

its like wearing a tight longsleeve and baggy jeans

>>11182548
>the best number of syllables is only just "fine"
fuckboy

>>11182586
He could be Johnathan if he wanted to be, you complete retard

>>11182658
Last name shorter than first is pleb status

>>11182548
one syllable names are actually the most effay. for example:
rei (kawakubo)
rick (owens)
raf (simons)
jean (paul gaultier)
john (galliano)
and so on

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>>11182873
sure thing, Bob.

>>11182929
ok, Pat.

>tfw One syllable first name and last name
Jack Fox

>Nicolas

I hate my name and all variations of it

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2 syllable first and last name master race

Wtf is this shit? Get off my efffaayy reeeeeeeeeeee
>4 syllable first name 4 syllable last name, get on my fucking level plebs

>>11183018
oh god that's just unfortunate fampai

>>11183411
lovely pic

2/2/3 reporting in. who here /fa-second-name/?

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>>11183419
gj dude! nice one.

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>3 syllable first name
>1 syllable middle name
>2 syllable last name

2 / 3 / 1
r8 me senpai

6 syllable first and last name. GOML

is Kyle one or two syllables?

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3 / 3 / 3

trips god

2 // 4 // 2
>not having alexander as a middle name
>plebs

>>11182911
>implying people don't get shortened names on their actual birth certificate
kill yourself, faggot

>>11183420
also 2/2/3

>pleb first name
>awesome middle and last name
JUST

2 / 3 / 3 / 2 here
Can none of you guys afford a third name?

my name's marc
it's alright

>>11183018
Are you a metal gear solid character

2/2/2 all Scottish origin 'normal' names, none of that Hamish Douglas shit. R8 me.

1 - 2 - 1 here.

Non-palindromic plebs need not apply.

>>11182933
>Raymond
>Rochard
>Raphael
>Jonathan
>Jonathan

Kill yourself.

>>11185300
i posted names of actual designers you dumb fuck

>>11185323
And I posted their real names you pathetic virginal loser.

>>11185300
John and Jean are not shortenings of Jonathan. They're related, yes, but they're not the same name.

>>11185354
Jean is French for John which is a shortening of Jonathan. Learn your facts you mewling 1-syllableer.

>>11185357
John, Jean, Johann, Ivan, and all the rest come from the latin Iohannes, ultimately from the hebrew Yohanan. They are not shortened from Jonathan.

Jonathan comes from the hebrew Yehohanan, which is not the same thing.

>>11185395
Now you're coming at me with your fucking jew shit. There's not many one-syllable jewish names so I'm going to have to assume you're called Chaim.

You. Have. Been. Wrecked.

Please proceed to leave this board and not return.

>>11183348
really? I'm a Nicholas and i love my name

Nick is a pretty chad nickname

>>11185325
Rei Kawakubo's real name is not Raymond Kawakubo autist. She's a woman not a man. Same goes with the other designers. Just because their names are derived from some other name doesn't mean that its their real name. Also John and Johnathan are derived from two different hebrew names. Do some research faggot and seriously consider having your brain checked up for any mental problems.

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>>11185613
Holy fuck you're autistic. Seriously consider suicide. I firmly believe it is the only option for your particular brand of extreme parasitic autism.

I bet you have a single syllable name as well.

>>11185619
Great rebuttal m8

>>11185628
Thanks.

>>11183573
Checked

2/2/2 here

3/2/1

>>11185666
oh
fuck

3/1/1 it's like my middle + last names just add emphasis it all rolls together well and also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-TRR5zBLrI

>>11183018
are you a cool guy with frosted tips?

james

fuck

>2 syllable first and last name
Feels goos

>>11182548
>4 syllable first name
>three part last name, each part 1 syllable
I never liked my first name, but people love saying my last name.

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>>11185300
>rei kawakubo
>raymond
this thread was already retarded to begin with but you cranked that shit to 12

Gerald. Feels ok man

>>11185619
D E N I A L
E
N
I
A
L

>>11185300
>Rei - Raymond
Beautiful.

>>11185619
You're the autistic one you fuck.

4/2
or
2/2

but saturnino has four syllables so ur obv wrong

2/1/2

Very smooth, like an old English actor. Throw a "Sir" in front of it and you'd swear I was some codger who'd banged the queen or something.

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>>11185613
>>11185619
>>11186388
every1 itt is autism bc its about effay amounts of syllables in name

rick owens is not at all an effay name the thing that makes a name effay is the person behind it and the image they have cultivated becoming associated w the name

>>11185300
hilarious

>>11186392
what?

>>11182548
>both names 7 letters
>still two syllables
easy

>>11183348
>>11185427
My name is actually Nick. Everyone thinks that I'm really Nicholas but nope just Nick

1/3/2 Pretty happy with my name.

>>11183552
obviously gook

>>11182548
having a one syllable first name is tough. i get my name mixed up with people yelling, swearing, grunting etc all the time

Alexander is 4 syllables and is a nice name.

>two syllable first name
>three syllable middle name
>five syllable last name
Get on my level plebs
Hint: first name is Patrick

2/2 masterrace here

1/3/4
best

>tfw 1/2/1

>>11187763
patrick o'paddy o'bourke-o'murphy

>>11187805
No dashes anywhere

>>11187809
patrick o'paddy o'mcguinnesson

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1-2-3 master race
>mfw its like poetry

>>11187763
Patrick Superstar Pakerbaggefish

2 - 2 - 2
Purest form