You people pay attention to clothes all the time so you should

Epic thread yo

post pic or gtfo

just say someone left a chocolate bar on the bus seat and you sat on it

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>>11147234

ok.

>>11147241

I'm hoping no one will actually ask me about it ever. I try not to be approachable by not bathing or shaving and keeping my voice to a low mumble.

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why did you shit yourself? why did you post this?

>>11147276

>why did you shit yourself?

Everyone shits themselves at least some of the time. You sometimes have too much liquid shit trying to get out and you can't get to a bathroom in time.

why did you post this?

I'm not sure whether it's noticeable or if I can keep getting away with wearing these for another few months. I think I have depression probably, I just don't have the energy to do laundry.

>>11147284
people notice it yo.

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>>11147295

nyoro~n

>>11147284
Alright then. People do notice. You should really just wash them right away. Atleast soak them in the tub or the sink or some shit

>>11147284
throw them away

stop

>>11147284
>>11147273
>>11147203
Everyone notices, feel free to keep shittig the bed tho.

>>11147324

Why do people spend all their time looking at clothes like that? Why can't they focus on important stuff instead? Isaac Newton probably wouldn't notice.

>>11147327
stop shitting your pants

yes he would

>>11147341

It's not like I even shit my pants every day or anything. It just stays there as a mark until you wash them. It's really the pants manufacturers' fault since they could've made it so it wouldn't bleed through the other side like that.

You don't have enough energy to wash your shitty jeans?

>>11147369

That's what I wrote, yes. I have some emotions compelling me to go do it so I don't have to worry about it, but they're greatly outweighed by my desire to blow it off and sleep more instead.

ebin thread OP

Everyone knows.

Do something useful in your life.

>>11147376
It take like an hour senpai
Just jack off real quick and do it

>>11147393

Even if it only took a minute I'd still have a hard time getting around to ever doing it because it's easier to just continue laying down in my bed instead.

>>11147401
thats fucking disgusting throw them out.... i thought this thread was bait

dude what the fuck lmao

>>11147203
Just shit all over your pants to even it out if you can't clean them.

>>11147419

*You're* fucking disgusting you normie

>Born in a universe full of amazing phenomena like dna transcription or solar radiation or the mathematical nature of physics in general
>Spend your time running water on cloth to make other monkey people like you better

>>11147457
advanced autism

you probably wont get a job studying biochemistry, astronomy or physics with shit covered jeans.

>>11147468

I work for NASA.

>>11147479
I'm sorry they have you

Sense of smell varies greatly between people.
If actual literal shit has touched your clothes some people will be able to smell it, even if you can't. There are people who know you smell of shit.

>>11147516

People who can smell that much are probably jackasses who spent their childhood trying to smell everything instead of focusing on important abstract concepts instead. Sense based people in general are terrible.

Howe did you shit yourself? Is there a story behind this?

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>>11147479
i giggled

>>11147273
>>11147284
>>11147345
>>11147376
>>11147401
>>11147529
What the fuck is this thread, this has to be bait

>>11147345
Manufacturers don't account for that because normal people don't shit their pants all the time.

Does anyone have that, screenshot from failed where some guy left a review for a seller complaining about the fact that the Rick Owens shorts he bought had shit stains in them?

Also, OP, if you're serious that's gross and unhygienic that you'd let your pants sit for that long with shit stains on then. I'm currently imaging some unbathed /r9k/ tier neckbeard sitting on a landfill that he calls his side of the office cubicle festering in his own shit while everyone tries to avoid walking within a 3 Miller radius of him. Tell me OP, does the chair have shit stains too? If you sat there for long enough for it to stain that badly, there surely must be a huge shit station on your chair.

your only option now is to dye the rest of the jeans with your liquid shit and pass it off as crusty brown colour

>>11147770
>this has to be bait
you really think so?

>>11147284
I haven't shit myself since I was like 8 years old

>>11149085
You're missing out.

I seriously mean it. It's the epitome of not giving a shit. Just saying fuck you to societies standards and just letting loose. Channeling all your rage and existential angst into your pants.

Unlike >>11147203 I throw mine out because I'm not some disgusting piece of trash.

>this whole thread

I laughed so hard I almost shat myself, a bit of pee came out.

>not marinating in your own bodily fluids and shit

Its the best feeling.

>>11147273
>>11147203
Holy shit anon. Just end your life already. Thank god you sound so sexually disgusting you'll never reproduce. Wouldn't want any kids being so out of energy they can't even go wash their pants. I'll take a thousand rapefugees over people like you any day.

>>11147450
This, just make it look like the pants are brownish and when they ask about your smell just say you're a lightskin Indian

>>11149298
>I'll take a thousand rapefugees over people like you any day.

Good cuck

>>11147820
I was in that thread. Some anon posted the actual swimming trunks (he was the one who left the review) and there really was literal shit in it. Like it said in the review, "litterly".

Make something of your life or kill yourself.

Isaac Newton probably didn't shit himself because he wasn't a fucking retard.

someone should be screenshotting this thread.

OP, stop being a faggot and wash your damn jeans. Shit stains are very visible in the day light. If you can't be assed to go use the washing machine, take the pants and wash them in the tub. Then drink bleach.

>>11147479
No you don't.

>>11149323
you are the cuck

just put a damp cloth on the shit stain and rub it until it looks not noticeable

>>11147479
What's NASA?

Nasty ass stains alot?

Groß/10

>>11147479
As what, a janitor?

>>11147284
please wash them

>>11147284
Get the fuck up, and fucking do lundry you fuckin peice of human shit. You are such a waste of time just fucking kill yourself holy shit buddy. Your not deppressed, you are just autistic. Honestly, you are most likely autistic. If you already knew, sorry about that man life sucks but ittl be ok just wash your jeans. If you diddnt know, ohhhh boy

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>>11147273
Jesus christ dude

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Does anyone remember that anon who unknowingly bought shit-stained Rick Owens pants?

>>11147203
what the fuck dude

>>11150478
kek
yes