tfw no qt effay gf

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>tfw can't tell if she actually likes me or is joking

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>>11075313

tfw can't tell if she likes me or just acts like that to every guy

>>11075313
>tfw she did like me but lost interest

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>>11075308

JUST END ME LADS

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>tfw you met the perfect /mu/ lurking /fa/ lurking edgy tumblr thin vegan qt 3.14 but she lives all the way across the country. And you are only able to talk to her through a phone screen.

I love her so much

>>11076052
>he "loves" a girl he has literally never met irl

>tfw no skinny tumblrcore gf

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>tfw no truly /fa/ bf (no streetwear faggots) to dress me

>>11075319
iktf

>tfw no asian gf

>>11076218
trust me u do not want this

>>11075319
>>11076187
I'm joining the club

>tfw short
>tfw loose fits, low top sneakers, horizontal stripes and long hair are all of limits
>tfw you started wearing lifts in your shoes and just being 5'8" felt like a whole new world despite still being under average.

There's not a woman on earth whose ideal man's height is five and a half feet tall.

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>>11076218

>>11075318
this feeling. THIS FUCKING FEELING

GOD I FUCKING HATE THE WORLD

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>>11076052
>tfw when met perfect qt effay girl who browses this site but lives thousands of miles away
>tfw my crush for her literally pains me

i cant talk to a normal girl about 4chan, anime, video games, /fa/ and all the dumb shit we're both into.

i try looking for local girls to make my feelings go away but they're all fucking boring shallow cunts or ugly hambeasts.

i'm terrified of the day we stop talking because she has a life of her own and i lose her.

fucking teenagers here kys everyone who posted in this thread

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>>11075318
FUCK, right in the feels

>tfw she keeps hugging and touching you when you're both drunk but you're afraid to do anything in case she was just being friendly and you don't want to make things weird

>>11076642
New Zealand??

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>nao will never be your girlfriend

>>11076717
america, she lives in a different state.

tfw 26 and still virgin, do girls care about dudes who are a virgin at this age?

>>11076766
told a girl i was a virgin at 22 (still am at 24 now) and she didn't believe me. she wanted to fuck me too but i wasnt into her/

>>11076732
>nao will never be your friend either

this hurts more than it should for some reason

>>11076732
does this qt have instagram?

>>11076153
i love taylor swift senpai watcha gonna do about it huh

>>11076766

I'm with you senpai. 26 going. In 5 months I'm gonna be 27.

>tfw u get a qt /fa/ bf but constantly worry that he's losing interest in you even though he still says he loves you
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME ANXIETY

>>11076709
Dude, if you're both drunk just go for it. If she says no just apologize later and blame it on the alcohol.

>>11076917
my ex left me because i was too insecure
keep that shit under wraps senpai, don't let him know

>>11076922
what if she has a bf, who is now 3 hours away while she's moved to a new uni

>>11076915
At least I'm not the only one. To be honest, I'm not upset about being a virgin, I'm more nervous about telling my eventual 'first' that I am and seeing the reaction. I mean, I don't see why it's a huge deal, I feel like maybe a lot of girls get off on the idea of being a dude's first. Plus, if anything, it shows I'm more in control of myself and literally don't fuck around. Also, no STDs on my side.

>>11076947

Well, I'm not too upset about not having sex either. I'd say what worries me more is that I'm not really comfortable with the idea of dating.
I don't like to give myself excuses, but as a result of my studies and work (vidya geam artist) I didn't pursue anyone romantically after finished highschool. I was so obsessed with starting my dream career that I literally didn't do anything else.
I have literally zero experience when it comes to dating (and I mean, no kissing, no hand holding, not asking out anyone on a date) and I'm somewhat uncomfortable with the idea of dating someone my own age as I feel the experience gap would be too big. Feels weird when I'm closer to 30, but I find myself more interested in 19 and 20 year olds.

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>talked to a girl at a chvrches show for like 2 minutes
>still think about her 2 months later

>>11076979
if that girl was lauren mayberry then you'd have some excuse for doing so

>>11077005
i did actually talk to her (and martin and iain) cause the band was doing a signing but i was talking about some qt in the crowd

>>11076929
You're fucked then. Don't get caught up in that shit.

I seriously don't know how to talk to girls, I'm a fucking grown man, 4chan did this.

>>11077029
just b urself

>>11077047
thanks, you too

>>11076303
I had 2. I agree.

WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT.
THIS JUST IN
>read this thread 5 min ago
>bad case of the tfw no qt gf
>in elevator back up to my hotel room
>the elevator stops abruptly
>wtf
>in the elevator with a qt and an employee carrying her luggage
>start joking with the qt
>"man I hope we dont run out of oxygen"
>she laughs, we start flirting ect.
>ask her what she is doing tonight
>says she is here visiting her grandma and just got in from phoenix
>"wtf Im from AZ too!"
>we hit it off, being stuck in an elevator together
>ask her for her phone number
>she gave it to me

Life is looking up friends.

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>>11077074

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>>11077074
Filed under: things that never happened

>>11077010
this isn't Laneway fest is it? I met them there too and I sperged hard in front of Lauren, she's got a seriously stern aura about her and always looks flawless

Iain and Martin seemed bro-tier though, they gave my GF tips for playing bass

>>11077074
>asks a phone from a girl
>runs to the internet to tell everyone about.
What a moron. Pathetic.

>>11077098
>doesn't get girls phone numbers
>cries about it on the dress up section of a finnish wood carving webzone
Lad.

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>>11077096
ye it was m8

yeah i kinda sperged, i was too nervous to really say much so i didnt embarras myself too much. i even asked her to write fanclvb on my fingers like so lol

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>>11077087
>cringe
Welp theres your proof m8

>>11077107
You cheesy fucker.

>>11077110
Yeah thats p embarassing looking at it now. W/e she didnt give me a fake number so, you know.

>some girl call me unhandsome when asked by a lecturer
honestly i'm not to flustered since i don't really care for that girl but shit i still feel a blow on my self esteem after that

>>11077121
>unhandsome
bit rude

>>11077115
>>we hit it off, being stuck in an elevator together

how old are you guys?

>>11077160
20 something. Idk, the only reason we started talking was because we were straight up stuck in the elevator. Also why is age relevant to the story?

I got a bf recently but he's all pissed off that I'm short and asian because he doesn't want manlet kids.

Do I just realize the relationship is over now?

Tfw no rugged muscular but chubby bf who understands aesthetics but wears whatever is comfortable because he's not trying to prove anything

>>11077186

hey girl wyd?

>>11077211
Ayy girl, I'm the man for you.

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

Preferably south east, I don't want to travel far.

>>11077098
leave him alone

>>11075308
Like 1% of this board has a significant other. It's fine. Do what I do: drink.

>>11076052
Plane tickets. Save up. It can work if you both put in effort.

>>11076414
Some girls genuinely do not care. It's more of your complex than it is anything else.

>>11076709
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>11076766
No but get it the fuck over with. It's not hard to find slutty girls on Tinder. I know you like to characterize it as self-control, but it's obviously something that bothers you, and it really shouldn't. Get out of your comfort zone, it's not as bad as you're likely thinking it is.

>>11077107
Keep at it. You obviously have a shot.

>>11077300
Fuck off mate, you're boring.

>>11077252
Sorry I have a bf.

>>11077177

It isn't that relevant, but I wasn't sure if you were like two teens or twentysomethings.

Glad you're actually in your 20s cause that makes this more awesome lol

>>11076897
she deleted her instagram after her pictures were posted here

>>11077300
>Some girls genuinely do not care. It's more of your complex than it is anything else.
Thanks Bateman :)

>>11077211
literally me wow (barely go on /fa/, just visit from time to time to get some general ideas for the future)

ny

There is a girl I saw on Facebook and she studies in the same university as me, but I have never seen her there (probably because she is in another department).
What can I do to meet her?

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tfw all the girls you're around you're not interested in bu all the girls you are interested in you have no avenue of contact

>>11077499
They probably do that on purpose.

>>11077362
>What can I do to meet her?
Are you going on just looks or something?

I mean, the best thing to do would be to find a mutual friend and get them to help you with meeting her. Nothing wrong with that. Alternative options (messaging her out of the blue, trying to "accidentally" meet her at classes/clubs/etc.) would be creepy.

>>11077499
What do you mean "no avenue of contact"?

>>11077322
fucking hell you faggots are pathetic. this girl literally thinks you're all disgusting creeps. go out and talk to a girl in real life

>>11075320
I'd sell all my clothes for her to look at me

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>>11077827

;_;

>tfw you just don't care anymore, swallowed the pessimism and "everyone cheats and love is dead" pill and now are just fucking your coworker who has a boyfriend
My life is officially everything I never wanted it to be.

>tfw qt art school gf 6 years younger than me

Life is alright lads

>>11075318
She did not act like that to every guy, which was nice, but she also didn't love me.

We broke up 10 months ago and I still think about her every day.

>>11076732
seriously FUCK YOU 4CHAN from nao to rose

>>11077300
Patrick Bateman more like Patrick BASEDman

>>11075320
who is this?

>>11078021

>she didn't love me
>we broke up

????

>>11078039

someone you'll never have

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>tfw no friends
>tfw im probably a cunt

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>>11078183

>>11076766
>>11076800
>>11076915
this is really sad i'm so sorry anons
get well soon

>tfw have 8/10 qt gf
>really cute eastern european accent with a hint of french
>great tits and thick thighs (my favourite)
>She lives in europe so we only see each other 2 months out of a year
>She lives in a former soviet country so even tho her family is rich she dresses like sleazy eurotrash
>Big furcoats and that kinda shit
>clashes with my aesthetic

Idk what to do because we don't fit together aesthetically besides both being pale with dark, hooded eyes. Plus I barely see her :(

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tfw she a frigid quiet girl and u dont kno if she like u or shes just nice.

w2c kazakh qt from the early 1900s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOGdV7eayI

>>11078212
>tfw shes most likely cheating on you

>>11078212
>2 months out of a year
what is being cucked?

>>11078241
>>11078243
:(

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>tfw act like a bit of a dickhead but always justify it by reassuring myself that I'm not actually a dickhead but now coming to realise that there's no discernible difference

Drawback of faking it till you make it.
Been trying to build my confidence but worried now it's coming across as intimidating at best and arrogance at worst. I have plenty of success with women and a large social circle, but there's this really cute girl in my lessons but she's quiet and I think I might be scaring her off because of my loudness and the way I dress - because I know I feel that way about some other people I see on campus.

Or, you know, maybe she just has no interest in me at all and I'm just an ugly douche who gives himself too much credit, who knows?
It's probably that.

>>11078212
>Idk what to do because we don't fit together aesthetically

This is very much grounds for breaking up with her. Unless you two like the exact same brands of clothing, I just don't see a future between the two of you.

What you both feel about kids, politics, life in general etc. are just details. Fashion is forever.

>>11078277
don't listen to them and don't break up with her just for different taste in clothing

>>11078338
>>11078330
God know I wasn't gonna dump her over it, she's fantastic plus she can apply for citizenship soon so we can get a place together and have a proper life in the same place. It just annoys me a lot at times.

It's to the point where people are dicks about how different we look when we're similar in personality and it feels like they're writing our relationship off because of it which sucks

>>11078347
other people are just jealous of your relationship or are projecting their shitty relationship and insecurities on you

>>11077300
>Do what I do: drink.
What if I don't drink nor drugs?

>>11078067
some people get into a relationship without actually loving each other. Don't understand that either.

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>>11076732
She's kind of an uggo anyway

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>>11078818

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

>>11077840
God the 'everyone cheats' thing was hard for me to swallow

>>11078191
i'm not sad about being a virgin. i was sad about it at like 20 but i just want a relationship now not sex.

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>tfw no qt asian bf

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>tfw bmi 20 but can't stop eating

>>11079758

that literally kills me

>>11075308
>qt in half of my classes last semester
>unfortunatly never had many chances to talk to her
>super into fashion and actually knows her shit
>fit everythink i like: tall, thin, short blond hair, green eyes, jaw line:), smart as hell
>have ton of mutual friends but never seem to see her around
>patience for right moment to make move then capitalize but so considering in p shy

>heard she has a pill problem tho...

>tfw life is the best it has been in a very long time

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>>11081601

go away
we don't need your happiness here

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>>11081601
>be absolute loser
>fall in love with people online cause too scared to irl
>get heart broken
>stop being a beta faggot and start going to every possible party/club/night out/festival etc
>life improvement
>tfw life is looking up

>>11077074
NOW FOLLOW UP

>>11078241
>>11078243
not him but desu i developed a massive fetish for cucking and now i feel like when i finally fall in love the world is going to deliver unto me a massive karmic vengence and im going to be cucked by a busload of people

>>11078305
Just talk to her and try being nice for a change. Won't hurt.

>>11081616
kys you will never get a gf

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>>11081914

RUDE

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

>>11081937
but true

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any man have a mori gf?

>tfw ugly with high standards

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>poured out my feelings to a gal who i thought was the one
>she sends me mixed signals,ultimately i dropped it due to not wanting to bother with it anymore
>wants to find another gal to fill in the gap she left,but too afraid to get another heartache of my list

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>>11082088

tfw my experience of romance has been her fucking everybody but me

even my best friend

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tfw CBT actually works

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>tfw met a grill who dresses like a full on film-noire femme fatale but we were on MDMA at the time and she's bisexual leaning on lesbian so there's probably not much chance

>>11082978

YOU CAN FIX HER

>>11082157
i have mild to moderate GAD and moderate social anxiety. cant be bothered to c a therapist
does CBT work on ur own?

>>11082991
How lad?

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>>11083219

>>11083189
CBT on your own sounds like a terrible idea.

>>11076717
im in nz

18/m/nz

pls respond :(

>>11076052
>vegan

60000% garbage

>tfw I want to be skinny
>I ate an entire box of Girl Scout cookies today

>>11084695
I know this feel. How to stop binging?

>tfw no qt effay bf to engage in homosexual acts with
>tfw no post-coital cig and coffee w/ bf

>>11076929
She has a bf, don't be an asshole

>>11076979
You need to meet some new people
I used to know a similar feel

>>11075319
>tfw this is me with every girl i like

>>11076732
Average
Get a gf man

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>tfw numerous girls have been interested in me
>tfw screw it up every time

Just kill me already, family

>>11076163
you don't want it lol

sexy and disappointing

maybe you do

>tfw no jewish sugardaddy bf

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>tfw no 10/10 aryan gf

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>>11085255
>tfw top of beauties will only date jewish senpais

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>>11075318
>Ask girl out after 2 weeks of knowing a 9/10 skinny qt 3.14 through Med school
>get rejected
>Shes my lab partner
>This is going to be awkward
>half a year of knowing her and we get close
>Talk over facebook over holidays every night
>Ask out again
>She acts like that to every guy friend she has

>6 months later (now)
>She asks me out
>!!!
>'I've been thinking about you the entire summer break'
TFW my heart cant take this shit

>>11085343
how high school of you

tfw had a /fa/, /mu/, /r9k/, /v/ mentally ill qt3.14 gf but i cheated on her

maybe some of you can actually find a gf when you realize that women are as smart as a 8 year old kid(they can easily be manipulated, tricked and lied to)

>>11082157
thought you meant cock ball torture

>>11084832
i mean tons of people, im just useless when it comes to anything relationship wise

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>>11085356

>>11085355
This whole thread is high school-y af

>>11077121
Don't think about it dude, just be uses she isn't attracted to you personally doesn't mean that you aren't attractive.

everyone has different tastes, fuck that girl, you'll be ok

>>11085385
Bitchy girls like asshole guys, fuck her, your above that

>>11079790
>bmi 20
>bad
what the fuck?
tfw bmi 24
Barley on the edge of being overweight
Fuck you, man

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>i love u anon-oppa

;_;