>0 artistic ability >want people to think i'm

might as well do modern art
like take a shit and throw some flowers on it

>>11059266
become a poser

>>11059279
How though? I'm thinking black turtlenecks, black slacks, and one of those french striped sailor shirts that Picassos wore. Another look I'm thinking is to splatter some paint on my clothes but not sure what kind of paint I should use.

>>11059266
I see this guy hanging around on serval posters in Aalborg, Denmark. He looks like shit
One of the posters is from boiaalborg.dk, dont ask me why

>wear nothing but black
>smoke and drink black coffee
>act aloof and distant

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Intellectual-core obvs

dont pretend to be something you're not, people will think you are an idiot

>>11059402
My friend does this

Except he's a chemist and moderately autistic.

>>11059385
Proof that no matter how hideous you look you can get modeling work.

>>11059406
man what the fuck that fit is good

>>11059266
tight skinnys, earthtones, resting bitch face

>>11059539
black turtlenecks are the artist's best friend

oh and a beret and sunglasses if you want to also be unapproachable

>>11059359
Yes my man exactly this

>>11059266
Practice. Come up with ideas. Make art. Improve. Put your work out. The key is to be productive and proactive. Also why does that person look so Slav yet so British at the same time? ALL WHITE PPL LOOK THE SAME

>>11059266
>black turtle neck
>black pants
>optional circular shades
enjoy, m8.

>>11061155
No underwear or shoes? Nice

>>11059266
don't do it then. like the world doesn't have enough pretentious pieces of shit already.

>>11059266
be kanye

>>11059266
Spit on a canvas and paint with your dick. That's it, you're an "artist" who does "modern art".

>>11061617
nice one

>>11061617

Lmao, bingo.

>>11059675
Yes that made my day