what is wrong with you /fa/? >upturned nose >mild case

>>10857524
>occasional pimples (there is always 1 somewhere on my face. never more than 1, never less than 1.)
>got varus legs... it's not that bad but it's still something i'd change about myself
>hair isn't as long as i want it to be, and i'll still have to wait
>dark circles. I know some think they're effay but imho they just make me look tired all the time
>small empty patch in my beard. i have a stubble so it's not even noticeable unless i point at it, but i still don't get why beard doesn't grow in that specific, very small area.

Nothing :)

>>10857524
nothing seriously wrong with me lookwise i can live as i am forever but fuck

>that serious feel when no upturned nose (fuck you op)
>tfw short
>eyes could've been bigger

my personality is fucked, im an unstable wreck with too many issues

>>10857524
white scar on the tip of my nose ruins my otherwise 7/10 face

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>>10857524
>pectus excavatum
Same here. It's even worse because I'm a tall skelly.
>weak jawline
>asymmetrical ears
>small feet
>wrinkles under eyes
>hairline that I don't know if is receding or just a strong widow's peak
>long nails
>wrinkly, gummy, uneven smile
>spinal and shoulder problems caused by slouching from trying to hide pectus excavatum
>downturned eyes
>yellow-ish skin tone
>hairy lower body but almost hairless upper (except armpits) and face

>>10857601
so basically nothing that you can't change or will fix itself with time, except the varus legs, which is something I bet noone actually notice.

>acne has gotten extremely bad over winter

this has ruined my life and people don't take it seriously enough

>>10857654
>and people don't take it seriously enough

Rightfully so. The fuck do you want them to say you fucking babby bitch beta boy, enabling you in your insecurity ? Take some Accutane or mask them with a concealer and shut the fuck up.

Also this shit thread belongs on /r9k/, not here. Fuck off.

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>Big ears
>Curly hair
>kinda big nose
>people ask if im jewish
>5'10''

>>10857666
i dont want them to say anything that's the point you dumb fuck

>tfw my dad is 75 and still has nice hair growth
>tfw my mom doesn't

I hope my dad's hair genes are dominating

>>10857666
oh my god fucking 4chan police serving justice here. get the fuck out

your body plays a big role in fashion. thread about your body >>/fa/

we're all gonna make it, just hold on

>upturned pig snout nose
>wide pelvis, no way of getting below a 32 waist

at least I'm 6'5 so I don't look ridiculous

Big ears that stick out is the only thing that bothers me t.b.h.

>big nose
>unruly hair
why live

>5'6"
>7 US / 40 EU feet
>size S in women's
>large hips
>small wrists and ankles

>male

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>One beauty spot that literally fucks my face symmetry
(I am considering to get that shit removed)
>Mildly autistic but Im quiet so not so many people notice it
(part of my charm so isn't really THAT bad)
:^)

>>10857923
I honestly feel bad for you

>>10857634
post pique i might really like u

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Really bad acne. I tried everything and it's not going away

fucked up teeth & no money to fix them, fat disgusting piggu, mild acne on shoulders, weird neck that looks snapped

>>10857746
same

But I somehow managed to get over it, a bit. A fitting haircut helps desu.

>>10857938
have you tried Duac?

>>10857938
accutane senpai

>>10857938
Have you tried going to the dermatologist?
Usually accutane fixes any kind of acne ... it can cause some other hormonal problems but it's still worth it

>5'6
>kinga big forehead
>big lips
>lop sided ears
>shitty straight hair'
not even asian

>>10857637
I hope so, anon.

I kinda accepted the fact i'll have dark circles forever, though... seems hereditary, I tried anything to fix them and nothing worked.

negative canthal tilt
scleral show
short ramus
high gonial angle
NW1 hairline
upper eyelid exposure
arched eyebrows
bad complexion

>>10857524
nothing really. my ears would be more aesthetic if they were a little smaller, and theres one tiny spot on my jaw that obstinately refuses to grow hair as of yet, but I don't particularly care.

>>10858058

are you sean o'pry?

>5'4" keklet
>remnant light acne
>diet is meh
>physique is on the good side of meh

Duac for acne seeing as it completely cleared it last time and slowly changing diet/activity to improve myself
Pretty happy with myself, otherwise

Deviated septum

>>10857634
You're definitely just nitpicking and over analyzing ehat you dislike about yourself. Just chill

uneven facial symmetry of jaw
still get the occasional pimple
bad skin
too skinny at 6 feet being 110lbs

is my dick big enough if my girlfriend needs to use two hands to jack me off

>>10857524
Nothing. I am fully satisfied with my looks.

>>10857923
go trans

>also minor pectus excavatum (no biggie, over it)
>balding since my teens
gonna have to shave my head before i turn 23 since my hairline is fucked now, everyone itt be grateful for your hair you pieces of shit. i had such beautiful hair and it went so well with my eyes. this is a legit lesson in taking things for granted, but i'm getting over it

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>>10860317
yes

>>10857999
Those are cracker features boy.

>>10857669
Pretend to be Jewish and spend your shekels on cosmetic surgery

>>10857601
>>10857637
I have slight genu valgum, and just in the last two weeks I've noticeably reduced it through exercise and stretching. The same can go for genu varus (which looks way better btw)

>>10857709
Why the fuck would you want anything other than a 32 waist? You're way too tall to pull off anything smaller.

>>10860340
How the fuck do Dutch men have such small dicks when they're all fucking 6'2" and over

>chubby
>even when fit body builder shaped
>massive quads
>too muscly to be fa
>too chubby to be fit
>hair line isn't the best
>bad facial hair pattern

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>>10860340
Japs have bigger dicks than Americucks hahaha

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To all the short guys: Consider hormone therapy.

You can go from undesirable short guy to cream-of-the-crop tall girl. All the greatest models ever had a mix of feminine and masculine features.

>>10860453
>5'9" average size
>includes all the fat men, all the short men, all the the old men, all the chinese immigrants

>mature hairline since I was 12, which makes people believe that I am mid 30s even though being mid 20s (has its upsides to be honest)
>wide natural shoulders which means as soon as I work them out too much (so any shoulder related workout) half my clothes stop to fit
>atrocious beard-line

>>10860463
You know, people like you are the actual manlets. I know plenty of short guys who dont care about their height and they shouldnt. People like you are so insecure about something as trivial as height, that you feel forced to constantly mention it. Cristiano, King of Mantlets, is this you?

>>10860464
pretty sure height doesnt correlate with dick size

>>10857524
i never your house

>>10860467
I see so many short guys who are unhappy, so that's why. Of course, I understand that going mtf is not for everyone, some people just don't have the right body at all.

>>10860469
It does. I'm 6'7 with 8". What you mean is that it correlates with height, but it isn't the only factor.

severe trust issues, i started making a lot of money recently and had to cut off all my friends cause they started trying to leech.

now i am lonely and depressed

>>10860471
why you in my house

i have a huge forehead and nose but still manage to look P decent

>>10860307
The jaw one kills me. Everyone I look at the mirror I see a nice and even jaw but in photos its noticeably uneven ;_;

>>10857524
Absolutely everything, but I just avoid dwelling on it.

>>10857524
Im a narcissistic (i love it tho)
I contemplate suicide because i think this world is undeserving of having me
I dont do good in school because i dont have any motivation

>>10860483
I bet you are a one ugly motherfucker

>>10860719
almost every post I've ever seen you write out involves self-flagellation, just how disfigured are you? Do you think fishing for sympathy for this long wouldn't get stale?

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>6 head
>chin almost stick out further than nose

Why would god make me this way?

>>10860339
I feel you, what hairstyle do you have now?

>>10860732
>just how disfigured are you
I'm a stunt actor for David Cronenberg movies

>>10860723
nah, I'm actually rather handsome

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>>10860463
And I also want to add that once you go mtf you can still have sex with girls, and you'll get laid with girls even easier.

sex =/= sexuality

>bad posture
>hips are a little wide
>never completely clean skin, face is otherwise 9/10
>hair on shoulders and back

>>10860719

I thought you were mr perfect, physically, financially and suit wise. Be honest with be Bruv, why the charade, like are you actually some successful lawyer, or you like reeeeee and just a avatar on a 4chan board for the sake of it. You've taken no photos to prove its you, and do you just spend your free time here? I thought you some Sean Connery type bloke, but back when I saw you posting here when I was 15, four years ago

>>10860463
oh fuck off

>>10860778
I think my post must have come off a bit whiney, my bad (in my head, I was trying to indirectly make the point that no-one on here should be dwelling on their perceived flaws).

Everything I say on here is accurate. I don't see the point in lying. The lack of photos/info is obviously to ensure I don't get some weird kid finding my office line and flooding it with calls or something. I already get those obnoxious recruiters hungry for post-bonus blood.

It's not hard to post on here while - as is the case right now - waiting on a client call. Legal work is a lot of hurry-up-and-wait, which is part of why I don't like it.

>greasy skin
>thick as fuck curly hair
>weak jaw
>5'9"
Whatever, I'm average as fuck

>>10860463
>>10860771
Imagine being this delusional

>6'0
>no upper lip
>bad posture
>long nose

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>big ass nose
>big nose bridge (tfw cant wear glasses normally)
>stereotypical black lips
>gut that wont go away but no other part of body is fat
>annoying nerdy ass voice
>overall shit personality

>>10860771
>once you go mtf you can still have sex with girls, and you'll get laid with girls even easier.
You mean landwhales, right? I wouldn't want a halfling anywhere near my pucci.

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>>10860807
You are delusional. Trans girls are the best.

>>10860824
>my pucci

You're a guy.

>big butt
>baggy eyes
>hawkish nose
>big chin
>naturally thin hair

At least I'm 6'2 and got big forearms and calves.

>>10860797
Nah man want tryna attack you was being a bit tongue in cheeky and I got what you meant.
But like a picture in a mirror of you in a suit etc.. Isn't self compromising. You do have a lot of good formal advice but seems hard to trust it when there is no evidence of it you know.
How old are you anyway bro.

>>10858015
Vitamin C oils and shit is a holy grail cure for dark eye circles and other forms of hyper pigmentation

>>10860340
>gooks

>>10860716
OP AND YES THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

I DONT SEE IT IN THE MIRROR BUT IN PICS IT FUCKING KILLS ME

fuck if only i could grow a decent beard to hide it a little ;_;

>>10857524

Used to have pretty bad pectus, got the surgery. I'm still a spooky skeleton though. If you're not comfortable with it, go for it. Takes about 3-6 months to get back to 100%. You just have a freaky scar across your chest.

>rat face
>overbite
>eternal blackheads on temples
>widow's peak or just receding hairline
>shoulders are too wide for how skinny I am
>sorta hairy ass
>knee's seem to big
>caved in chest

A-at least my boyfriend thinks I'm cute ;_;

>>10857524
Nothing really. I could use some muscle but I don't mind my current weight plus "fixing" that is fairly simple

>huge nose
>ugly ass birthmarks across face
>6'2" but short torso, seem a lot shorter when sitting down
>crooked teeth but getting braces
>skinny and hairy as fuck
>monkey ears

There's no hope for me

>>10860823
are you me, especially the nose bridge and gut

>Scoliosis
>One crooked tooth despite wearing braces for 4 years
>One or two pimples form every month
>5'10

Thats it. Surprisingly confident though. Im somewhat fit, my smile still looks good, I have decent facial features, etc.

Scoliosis kills all chances I have at being super attractive though. I have to layer on jackets everywhere I go to hide it. Sucks during the summer.

>>10857524
>dark circles
>partially native american, and will never be able to grow a beard, instead having incredibly wispy, yet fast growing facial hair
>6 inches shorter than my dad, who is 6' 5" while my brother is 6' 8"

otherwise, I'm fine with myself.

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>bald

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>Asymmetrical eyes
>Acne + Acne Scars
>Mental illness
>Wide hips
>Narrow ribs
>Big, bulbous roman nose with very wide nasal bones
>Macrotia
>Browline hangs really low so I have to intentionally keep it raised otherwise I look fucking stupid

I don't give a fuck, I'm getting surgery soon. I don't look quite as bad as my descriptions might have you think but I still look like superbly average. Hopefully surgery can help me not look shit.

>>10861458
what is that pic showing?

>got jaw surgery
>your cleared your acne recently
I only have mild problems now, I can't dress myself.

>>10861591
Looks like he had his jaw realigned.

>gap between upper front teeth
>kinda asymetrical eyes
>nothing else

this shit ruins me desu senpai

>>10857524
>nose slightly too wide so I look weird when I smile

> feet so damn large everything looks like clown shoes

> one front tooth shorter than the other from when it broke in half

>shitty jaw and chin
>manlet (5'8)
>extremely thin hair (my hair looks like donald trump)
Otherwise I'm pretty good. I have a perfect nose and perfect eyes. Also a pretty good body.

>acne
>pencil dick (8" length x 5" girth)
>small feet (size 8 feet for 5'11" height)

i have weird proportions

>black
>but not dark skin or light skin enough.
>5'10 and 7inch dick
>shitty jaw need surgery
>22 but look 17 still

only thing going for me is my taste in art and satire.

>>10861660
you sound exactly like me but 4 years older

I wish I had a better shade of black, it'd make dressing up and styling hair soooo much easier

>>10857999
literally all of those are white people features

>>10861458
>Browline hangs really low so I have to intentionally keep it raised otherwise I look fucking stupid
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Also planning on having surgery because shit makes me tired as fuck.

>female
>short
>model like proportions
>short
forever bitter.

>>10861660

7in is pretty good m8. Bigger than most.

>chronic depression
>extremely autistic
>no money
>common face

>175 cm
Otherwise im good, i think

>asymmetrical face
>chronic nerd face
>chubby cheeks that immobilise my facial muscles, making my smile ugly and unnatural
>so shy i feel crippled

>>10857524
Upturned nose is pretty cute desu, and have a pectus excavatum too bro, are you going to get any surgery?

>half white/asian
>look too asian

Fuck you dad you race traitor

I have a mole on my face and my mouth is too small

>>10861841
Hey, me too! I don't know how it is in the states, but here in germany it's nothing bad, girls like how I look. I'm just glad I skipped that tiny dick genome. My future son might have a surprise...

>>10861841
>half white/asian
>look too white

>>10861609
how much was jaw surgery/how effective was it?

>>10861949
Mine was $60K (US surgeon) but entirely paid for by insurance because I was born with a underbite. It was a double jaw surgery. Extremely effective given the situation I was in.

It might not be worth paying for if you just want to make your jaw bigger or shave some of it off. You could always go to another country to get it someone cheaper too. I assume the price would be a lot cheaper if you are doing one jaw or the surgery isn't as invasive.

>big head, small face
>big nose
>curly hair
>receding hairline @ 18
people ask if I'm Jewish

>>10857634

My ex and the one before that ex had pectus excavatum. I think it's hot.

>plus you can lie back and have girls take vodka shots off your chest by pouring it in the dent, you know, for a joke

>>10861841
it gets better, elliot

Keratosis pilaris and chinaman hair that always sticks up.

>tiny a cup breasts
>no ass
>thin lips
>short at 5'2"

wat do /fa/

>>10863074
N Y C
Y
C

>Straight lanky hair that won't hold a curl
>fat under belly button that won't go away that I'm always self conscious of during sex
>will probably get back fat as I get older

but have nice eyelashes and breasts, a thigh gap, and have long legs and I like my face and ass, so it's probably a draw...

>>10863077
sorry i'm

C H I C A G O
H
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C
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>>10863101

>>10863102
WITNESSED

>>10863097
dat fishing

>>10863201
nope, just the goddamned truth.

(f)
> wide hips
> do one squat - get bulky legs. work out core & upper body - no progress
> My entire face (Potato-shaped nose, wide face, round deep set eyes, small upper lip)
> tiny boobs (30C)
> 5'9.5, I wish I was 5'10 at least

I am an ogre.

>>10863259

>squats make you bulky

Do barre classes! The ones that actual ballet dancers do; the routines help make you strong and streamlined without bulk.

>>10863269
I just do yoga now. I'm not flexible enough for actual ballet bare (Apart from the shit you learn when you're 8) and the fitness barre classes all involve squatting lol

>24 year old "male"
>completely emaciated, arms skinnier than most girls
>huge pointy misshapen (and different shaped) ears that stick out
>thin head due to emaciation
>shitty hair that I can't style, just buzz cut
>can only grow facial hair in a goatee, cheeks just grow sparse hair that don't even form a beard
>huge thick eyebrows (not bushy, just thick) that are dark brown, too pussy to go to a salon to get them thinned out
>just plain ugly face

Eyes a little far apart
Jaw has vertical gap on left side
Legs way too hairy
Hair not as long as I'd like it to be, and starts growing REALLY slowly after a bit.

Btw, any tips on growing hair out quickly? (Male)

>>10857524

>small dick

compliments on everything else, then this. only been laughed at once, but it never leaves you :(

>Huge forehead
>Big Nose
>Slight pectus
>god tier bone structure, eyes, ears and heigh
>actually compliments my high forehead and big nose really well
>get scouted for modelling by a top 5 agency (didn't call them back, not interested)

FEELSGOOD

Any tips to get rid of bags under eyes?

Also cheeks give me a baby face.

>>10857524
Probably fine. Exercise, provided you are not a plebfeed eating plebcuck will make you more attractive

cleft palate

>>10863299
You sound like a paganini type character. You can be an absolute womanizer

>>10863378
Lol what the fuck?

>skinnyfat
>severe acne
>bad hair/skin/teeth despite regular hygiene
>voice of a 13 year old
Other than that I hit the jackpot

>>10863338

Damn bruh. What a bitch.

haglund's deformity and super skelly man hands

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>my teeth always seem to be stained
>5'9"
>shit personality
>wish i was more attractive
>no ambition

>>10863519
lol what
>hit the jackpot

If I could improve anything I'd choose jawline and that's it really.

>>10857524
everythings cool but i have a fucked up hairline

>>10857524
>Continually angry facial structure despite not ever being angry about anything, makes me really unapproachable
>100% average looks
>I love to hear myself talk

>>10863074
You sound like a girl I went to high school with. Do you go to UChicago?

>balding
>pointy knees
>wrists thin as breadsticks
>bad fingernails
>testicles look like two walnuts wrapped raw chicken skin fell on the floor of a Jewish barber shop

Generally speaking I'm happy with the way I look though. Balding does suck but then again I'm old anyway and I look good with a buzzcut.

(f)
37-28-38, 5'7, size 42 feet
not all flab i have some muscle under my blubber tho
little more than peach fuzz that covers my entire body
v small jaw (sometimes its cute tho my chin is really pointy)

I look ideally how i've always wanted to when i was in that awkward puberty stage except for one huge issue.

I used to be about 100lbs overweight and then lost it all, got down to 140lbs at 6'1 with a well defined build. The loose skin all went back to normal and everyone constantly tells me i look great. Girls who in highschool would make fun of me are now dick riding, etc.

And now, for the issue.

Severe gynecomastia. Nobody knows i wear a chest binding 24/7. Hopefully i can get the surgery to fix it soon, and then people wont ask me why i wear a teeshirt to the beach even though i have a great body.

It sucks dude. It sucks so badly.

>>10857938
Accutane might work.
try probiotics and get a good portion of your calories through lots monounsaturatedfats (advoscocunut oil)
i would not recommend any products the derma would recommend ( other than poisoning your most hyperactive lipid storing cells via vitamin a overdose - ie accutane)

>>10863744
I second accutane. Had severe cystic acne as a kid, 6 months on that drug and my skin has been clear ever since.

protip : it makes your skin about 25% worse when you start taking it for a few weeks, then fades the rate at which you get acne to maybe one or two odd pimples a month. After about a year off of it, if your experience is like mine, you'll get maybe one pimple every 3 or 4 months.

>>10863751
it is likely to permanently affect you, and does so in a variety of ways
you may get any or all of the following
dry eyes for life
knees/joints may get itchy sore in the cold
you may develop a permanent redness around your nose/eyes ( can be fixed by finding the right skin care product - your skin is dry around that area )
you may get mild liver damage ( if your doctor is properly monitoring your blood ) or severe if they are quacks
you may develop gall bladder issues
you may sweat more? seems to be annecdotal without basis?

I got fat thighs and skinny calves.
Can't wear any slim trousers without looking ridiculous

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>6'2"
>occasional pimple
>a little skinnier than I'd like to be but not skelly
>kinda weak jawline
>decent nose

meh could be worse

really its quicker to chart the positives
>good eyebrows
>not balding right now
>Ok skin

>>10857524
>narrow shoulders
>bad posture
>upturned nose
>cowlick at the front of my head
>beard looks awful

>>10863896
I forgot to mention, I have asymmetrical pecs. It's noticeable only when I am naked.

>noticable gyno even though underweight
>big nose
>under 6 foot
no matter how hard i try i can never be a male model
fuck this life

Oh boy let's start it off:

>Shitty curly hair
>Balding
>Glasses
>Terrible teeth
>Short
But perhaps the worst of all
>Excessively hairy

>>10863937
>under 6' is considered a defect

Fuck. This shit just keeps piling up.

My goddam legs. Fuck these. They're muscular and fat, covered in stretched marks and huge on the upper thigh. I lost so much weight, my bones are showing on my upper body but I still have those disgusting fat sacks. Exercising make them even bigger. I hate it.

small dick
pectus carinatum

5'8

>6'4"
>150lb
>family history of going gray in early twenties
>poor <$15000 a year
>size 14 feet
>cant find pants my size (36x28)

>ectopic canines
>bottom heavy
>5'5''

Generally a pretty ugly dude but these bother me the most

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acne
but sweet life tho

I'm happy with myself other than my fingernails, which are pretty fucked up. Since I was a child I've had some pretty bad anxiety and as a result I formed a habit of picking at them, slowly wearing away the nailed so that they're raised and curved weirdly. I want so badly to be able to use my hands in front of people without getting surprised/grossed out looks. Has anyone heard of ways to repair this shit?

Man, i have like the WORST fucking acne under my hair (scalp).

I don't know what the fuck is going on but it's painful. Sweating is painful, hands in my hair is painful, towel on my head after shower is beyond painful.

Maybe i got this at the gym or at my hairdresser i don't know, but shit it hurts.

>Acne rosascea
this is socially less accepted than regular acne
>Why you always embarassed bro? XDDD

>>10863338
how small are you, anon? i don't think you can be smaller than me

>>10857524
are you kidding man
i am always aware of my dropy jew nose
and i want to have an upturned

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Fucked up fingernails, fucked up toes, the gap beetwen my teeth is bigger on the right side than on the left, a lil bit bigger nose, bad acne, no real beard yet

>>10857938
Like everyone else is saying, accutane clears that shit up, but only if it's truly bad like you're claiming it is. A family member of mine used it, and it did wonders. But while he was on it, it fucked with his emotions and made him crazy. He lashed out all the time while he was on it, so fair warning.

>>10860823
The last point makes me think you're just being too hard on yourself. Everyone hates their voice, and the nose thing is something you can own. But I agree with you on the gut. Lose that shit.

>>10864918
I've been on accutane twice. In the moment it was totally worth and quite literally saved me. Looking back though I wish I would've actually tried everything. It turns out I'm lactose intolerant and had I just stopped eating dairy I would've never dealt with all that shit. Now I have to deal with dry and extremely sensitive skin. Not a huge deal, but actually be 100% confident you've tried everything before going on it.

>get told I look like a model
>5'11
fuck

>craziest fucking hair, too coarse and wirey to grow it out
>uses so much product to contain it
>slouches an inch and a half
>acne
>facial hair doesnt connect, mainly neck hair
>severe detachment from any social skills, only a couple people i can talk to
>depression and drugs made me stop eating
>no eating = loss of muscles

Tfw no more toned, healthy body
Tfw skinny quiet and angry

>>10864986
same but 5'9

[spoiler]I'm 18 so maybe I will grow few more inches[/spoiler]

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>strong jawline
>fat cheeks

i'm a grill too so even when i lose weight the chub doesn't go away. i could've been top andro

>>10863074
The top 3 are good but short girls are genetically inferior

>terrible skin, despite having a perfect diet and trying many different routines, i still have horrible acne and i'm too poor to see a dermatologist
>parents never took me to the dentist growing up so i have fucked up teeth
>hairy

just kill me

>>10857524
very little eybrows and i guess hair is too thick but thats about it

>>10864112
>>cant find pants my size (36x28)
jesus christ a fat fuck and a manlet

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>big nose
>deviated septum
>tip of nose is sorta split up into two parts
>2 big moles on my right cheek... FUCKS up the symmetry
>shitty fine, thick black hair

Apart from that I'm fine with my face, I'd rate it a 4 or 5/10.

Thinking of getting surgery on my nose in the distant future but I really want to remove these moles. Went to the doctor about it and he said it would leave scars so I'm reluctant. I'm sure there must be a way to remove them without scars though, does anyone know if it's possible?

>acne scars
>eczema
>white spots on teeth
hm

>>10865428
>>10864112

>28x36
My bad

>>10865442
my brother had a mole removed (doctors thought possibly had cancer) the scar is very slight but it kind of looks like an acne scar. you could easily conceal it with a dab of concealer if you were really self conscious of it, but barely anyone notices my brother's and sometimes even I forget it is there. I don't really think there is a way to do it without ANY scarring, but if you want them gone that badly just do it. Be very careful how you treat it while it's healing and use bio oil and shit after.

>never look good in photos

My face goes all lopsided. Especially in selfies which is why I literally never take them.

>>10857524
>weirdly shaped mouth, almost always end up having it open without realising so I look like some slackjawed inbred fuck
>on top of that my two front teeth are very large, despite having relatively straight teeth
>side profile is terrible, no chin and overbite
>no decent bone structure in face despite being skinny
>look decent in selfies, terrible in any other photo ever
>no natural beauty, have to force a weird face for selfies, its why I never take them

>>10857524
>female
>face is kinda longish
>hair is too flat and boring
>has to wear glasses
>no curves

haha kill me now

>>10865664
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how about you all stop being whiny faggots, work on your physique, and accentuate your strengths over your weaknesses instead of criticizing things you can't change on an imageboard

I have shit posture from sleeping in my car for a couple weeks, I've lost all facial definition this week and my face looks pudgy while the rest of my body is leaning except for my left leg which is also swollen to shit for god knows why.
>acne scarring
>stretch marks on back from fluctuating weight not a huge deal because I'm a guy but obnoxious
>some weeks I have gyno and others I don't
???
>I'm not tall enough
>suddenly developing rashes on my arms for no fucking reason
>curly af hair
>it's dry

>>10865664
U S A
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>hooded eyes
>dark, thick hair on legs and under arms, blonde and thin everywhere else
>can't wax or shave without all of the hair coming back ingrown
>scars on back from teen acne
>dry skin

(^:

>>10864986
>>get told I look like a model

Some models are 5'11" you dingus.

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>>10857524
>tfw 5'4"

>tfw your favorite clothes will never look good on you

>tfw even xs is too long

>>10857524
I wish my jaw was slimmer

>>10865174
Andro is cute c:

Receding
Big ears and nose
Gyno
Dick big but curves to left

Suicide crosses my mind everyday

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>large, almost childbearing hips
>huge thighs, disproportionate to the rest of my body
>large calves that taper down to skinny ankles, which means no pants ever fit me well at all
Honestly I'm not awful above the waist but anything below that is shit

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>>10857524
>nose is so weird (pic)
>brown eyes
>too tall for girl
>stretch markz

>>10866386
i'm in the same boat with the huge legs. Get over the tight jeans meme and you will be at peace with yourself.

>>10866410
Every girl has stretch marks, tho, even if they're little (most guys don't even notice even if you're naked in front of them). I wouldn't worry about them.

>>10857524
5'9"

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>5'5
>mild acne, but used to be pretty horrific, still have moderate pigmentation
>skinnyfat
>practically asexual in highschool as a result
>babyface, look 12 at 22 unless i grow a scraggly beard, then i look 15,
>stare grows deader as the years tick down

>>10866410
>too tall
please give me some of your height, I'm too short.

>>10866410
Your nose looks fine and stretch marks aren't noticeable on white skin.

>>10857524
NEWSFLASH

Most people hit their attractiveness peak in early 30s, when all the babyfat is gone and the acne calms down and you don't dress or eat like an idiot and you've established a decent hair game. Really.

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>somewhat receding looking hairline even though it's not receding

>wide hips due to wide hip bones

>>10866452
add olive skin to the list

>>10866410

Coconut oil. Not even memeing here. Also works if any of you guys have chicken skin on arms or legs.

>>10866486
what kind? like the cooking stuff?

>>10866386
I have skinny legs and I still prefer looser fit jeans. Skinny jeans are how gay guys tell if someone's gay it's gotta be hard for them to figure that stuff out so let them have their signals.

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>>10866503

Yep. A brand like this that you can buy anywhere.

>>10860459
just cut my negro

I've a big ass Jewish nose, huge forehead and shitty hair (it's a mix of curly, afro hair), I'm only 5'8".

But despite all of this I still look like a solid 7/10, hell judging by past girlfriend I'd say I'm a 8/10.

Is like a lost at the genetic lottery but at the same time won. Really weird, I think my hight cheekbones, good shaped lips, kinda weird eyebrows, and olive skin are the things that compensate my ugly nose (although some girls seem to like it).

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nothing, im perfect and more fashionable than all of you

>autism

Not diagnosed, but it sure feels like it. Can't talk to anybody without getting nervous or messing up what I'm trying to say, leading to me getting nervous. It's especially bad when expressing emotions, I actually start crying anytime I try.

thin lips
big forehead
neck hangs kinda low (i get a double chin if i look down)

that's honestly it. other than that, i'm p a good lookin dude. and tall too thank god.

>>10867158
I teach kids with autism that's not autism. You're just socially awkward.

>>10857524

>Somewhat weak jawline

It's my biggest problem, so I grow a 8/10 beard over it and everyone loves me.

Physically?
>mildly crooked nose (broke pretty badly in middle school wrestling, never fully straightened out after healing)
>decent hairline; unnoticeable when longer, but cuts back along the edges a moderate amount
>average length cock, but slightly skinny

Mentally?
>inability to attribute any success to myself, despite having above-average success in academics and athletics in college (with a double-major, also a junior)
>constant paranoia, which i project onto others sometimes because i have a hard time rationalizing my anxiety

Other factors?
>grew up with an absentee, drug-addict father and a sexually- and physically-abusive step-father. has created an inability to function to properly interact with other males, as well as increased insecurity when it comes to sex
>currently with an asexual, agender, aromantic "girl" who is interested in a sex-change and is on a year-long study abroad trip in japan. creates a slew of problems that i'm not really at the liberty to discuss

overall, not that unhappy though. the worst is behind me for the most part, and i'm fortunate to be where i am

im 5'4

none of my other flaws come close to beating it

>>10867105
Haha seriously? This must be bait. What the fuck is that.

>>10865664
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>>10864662
Someone please help me.

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>>10857524
I work hard to make myself attractive, have a good diet, good skincare, good exercise routine, so this means I have a great body and good skin. Key to getting rid of pimples is having a good diet. White, raised on a farm, so I was pretty much corn-fed, resulting in me reaching a height of 6'4". I feel blessed everyday for being so damn tall. Average jawline, unfortunately, but a beard covers it up well, plan on getting a dental surgery that breaks the jaw and pushes it forward. Also have a permanent squinch from working on said farm + as infantry in the USMC. Large eyes are overrated, imo, squinch makes you look rugged as fuck, so I'm happy with that. Love my nose, have great cheekbones thanks to being purebred white, thanks to racist family. Hair's alright, thin and soft, can shape it fine with some baxter pomade.

But there's one awful problem. My teeth are crooked as fuck. I only just got out of the military, so I don't have my braces yet, but fucking hell, do I need them. My crooked-ass teeth are pretty much the entire foundation of my insecurity, everytime I open my mouth I know someone is looking at the ugly fucks. I consider myself at least an 8, but the moment I open my mouth I know I drop my at least 3. It's fucking awful.

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>>10860340
>tfw 2 inches above my countrys average
feels good

>>10868561
:( sorry to hear this. I had pretty shitty teeth when i was a kid and the braces sorted it but even now I feel very conscious about my teeth (despite the fact that they are decent, I get complimented on them).

As you say, braces are a solution. Crooked teeth aren't unfixable.

>>10868561
you sound like a shity person

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>>10868579
why you gotta be mean

>>10868561
Wish I was 6'4

>>10868561
>I was pretty much corn-fed, resulting in me reaching a height of 6'4"

What a bullshit. It's all about genetics.

>shit skin: spots, large pores, super greasy during summer, super dry when it touches any soaps or cleansers, blackheads, scars
>bump on nose
>mouth breather chin and teeth
>yellow teeth
>chubby cheeks, fingers and belly
>bad hairline
>look years older than I am

>>10868561
>squinch

just stop im embarrassed reading this holy canoli

>>10868561
teeth can be fixed, but it takes months or even years in some cases... start asap if your teeth are such a big problem, or stop smiling altogether. Smiling with your mouth open makes anyone look bad anyways

Oh, and btw
>I was pretty much corn-fed, resulting in me reaching a height of 6'4
this is straight up retarded, son.

>>10857524
>5'8'' manlet
>130 lb skelly
>extremely long, lumpy face with huge chin and forehead
>big nose
>shit-tier hair that I can't get to do anything
>pale, shitty skin with psoriasis and eczema
>beard way darker than hair, doesn't grow in right below mouth
>look tired all the time because I'm tired all the time
>dopey lost facial expression
>actually have really nice eyes, but you can't tell because I have to wear glasses/contacts all the time, can't see a foot in front of me

Everything's wrong with me, friend

>>10857524

>shit skin
>big thighs

thats all I'm really bothered about

>Acne scars
>Big nose
>Bushy eye brows
What should I do /fa/?

>>10868528
oh no please don't run into me on subway

>>10869893
>Dermatologist
>Rhinoplasty
>Threading/Waxing

Weak ass nigga with your problems get out of here

Do you think 5'9 is considered short in Europe?

>ugly
>no personality

My face is really sensitive :(

>>10857524
born on a planet among a species working on slow, collective suicide before any of us could make ourselves cyborgs

Just remember! Sometimes you ain't ugly you're just broke or not trying at all

>>10860829
>girls

l m a o

>>10857524
>>upturned nose
well atleast it's not a wide potato nose

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>what is wrong with you /fa/?
Being too insecure is what's wrong with me desu famillion.

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of feeling like shit about my body and personality and whatever the hell. There's really not much else I could do about my looks than I'm doing now except get surgery.

>>10869842
>130
>skelly
>>10866457
NEWSFLASH
You're completely wrong

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>wide nose
>strange voice over the phone
>large areolas for man

Other than that im okay with myself

>>10857524
Like to to fuck


That's my fucking problem
Turn a dyke bitch out have her fucking boys beast

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beyond of all of the physical flaws i'm depressed

nose too big
eyebrows pretty bushy
awful smile

pretty poor side profile cause of the nose

>>10860340
Feels good being Belgium

>>10857524
Also have pectus excavatum, and me being skinny af makes me look like an auswitsch survivor when Im shirtless.
Very happy with face though; strong jawline, nice eyebrows and full but not too thick lips.

>genetic resistant acne, thankfully light
>skullface
>wide shoulders make women's clothes look weird af

>>10861095
There are 2 ways of solving a pectus with surgery. And you chose the wrong one, normally you should only have two little scars.

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Everything.

Extremely freckly, skin tag/mole thing where my nose meets my upper eye socket, pale so blemishes are obvious, bottom teeth are crooked, regularly get blackheads and pimples on my triceps and back, soft but not round facial features, small hamstrings and forearms.

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>giant nose
>red hair
i don't give a damn about being a possible descendant of vikings, it's a fucking curse and you know it.
>fat bottom lip
>can't grow a beard
>pasty

· Balding
· Crooked nose
· No chin

That's pretty much it. I feel like shit because all my efforts to dress /fa/ are ruined by shitty face.
I've been on Finasteride for two years, but some hair is gone forever.
I've had braces for a while, I suspect it pulled back my jaw to align teeth.
Any good documentation on jaw surgery I should read ? DESU with a good jaw I think I woudn't care about the Jew nose.

>>10872506
>possible descendant of vikings
celt go home

Large nose
Moderate pectus excavatum

>5'6
>ugly nose
>fat face, huge cheeks, no cheekbones
>wide hips
>fat legs
>manboobs
>skinnyfat
>baby face

At least i have a decent hair and jawline

feel u bruv
>mousey nose (dude)
>mild case of pectus excavatum (fucked up my back too so cant even get /fit/)
>ginger
>short

r i p

>>10866441
iterally me, except i can't even grow a beard

>>10857978
Duac is a godsend, I wholeheartedly recommend getting it

>weak jaw
>shit beard genes to cover it

JUST

>>10871497
Only in the north

need to lose 40lbs :(

>eczema on the face
>hyperpigmentation
just fuck my life up

>>10863338
how small

>>10863751
This is about how its been for me, I'm about halfway through my second month and my skin is finally starting to improve noticeably, first few weeks it looked awful

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>tfw I have big earlobes

will surgery leave a noticeable scar? is it complicated?

>>10857524
>1. Bacne
A lot of acne on my face when I was a teen. Around when I was 19, it switched from my face to my back for some reason. Shit sucks
>2. Only 5'8
>3. Pronounced cheekbones
>4. Iris is so dark brown, it looks black
>5. Not a full shadow stubble

>extremely pale
>asymmetrical face with one side that looks really dead and sort of slants down
>not tall
>skin is sort of bumpy and even, but it isnt acne, just chalky and horrible
>no social skills
>jittery
>no personality
>stutter

why the fuck do i even exist

>>10860749
thats what my grandma and all her friends keep telling me at tea time

>>10876146
>pronounced cheekbones

But those are good, anon.

My skin is abhorrent. Not on my face so much, my face is damn near spotless compared to my chest, back, and neck. My scalp gets more acne than my face. Almost twenty years old, dead of winter, and it's got blemishes like I was sweltering in the sun for two days straight.
My nose has a bad case of black dots, which I do my best to deal with but they come back after a while. I shower a lot, but that doesn't stop it.
My metabolism has failed me, and while I don't mind a bit of a forward gut, I hate the fat on my sides and below my jaw.
I've a scar on my nose, right between my eyes, that's just too high for my glasses to fit into.
I had buck teeth since I was a child, and, to rectify it, I stuck my lower lip above my top row of teeth, and now my bottom row of teeth don't show when I smile, nothing but the top row and gums. Speaking of my teeth, two teeth from the bottom row stick out in front of the top row, giving me vampire fangs on the top row and almost orky-looking teeth on the bottom. Thank god they're not big, though.

I might just say fuck it and go pigmode.

>broken tooth
>bad skin

I have long hair I'm dissatisfied with and seek to cut, but I don't know what to go for yet. I'm also getting pudgy now. I'll have both these things handled by the summer.

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If you look at me from the side or at an angle it looks like my cheekbones are defined and my face sort of curves inward, so thin looking. But if you look at me head on my face looks chubby as hell, it's driving me fucking insane

i look like the short dude from hunger games but with a bigger forehead

>>10857524
>pectus excavatum
I know a similar feel, pectus carinatum here

>>10876250
ARE. YOU. ME?
(except for the stutter)

>>10857634
Abbas

>>10877368
this is me

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All my female friends have noticeable physical features and I feel like I'm too average.

They either have big tits to make up for having no ass, or a big ass to make up for having no tits. They have either dyed hair or short styled hair. They're either really short or really tall. I have an average chest and ass, my hair is long and naturally dark brown, and I'm an average height.

I know it's dumb to compare yourself to others like this, but I just can't help it sometimes. I just feel too boring and unnoticeable.

>>10878063
If you feel this way other people will look at you in a negative way, confidence is key mang, if you really need to change your hair or some shit dress a little different stupid

6' skelly with a big ass forehead. Nose curves at the bottom as a result of getting it broken as a kid. Doesn't help that it's a Roman nose and I get mistook for Arab all the time.

>>10865664
MEXICO
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>>10878063
Tits are cool, but not everybody cares, I personally like them small.
Ass is great, but can be gained or lost, so if you want a great ass, start earning it, fuck those that are just born with perfect asses, they will sag fist when they get older.
Oh, and dyed hair is a red flag, it screams insecurity and "snowflake", and is bad on the scalp and the hair itself, so why bother?
If you don't like your long hair, get a haircut that suits your face, it is not rocket science.
Dark brown is a good color, people can't really stereotype it, like a dumb blonde, or a nerdy red head.
As for the height, that means nothing, as you said you are a real grill, so get some heels if you wanna be taller, super easy fix.
Just stoip comparing yourself to others, or else you will never be happy, no matter how much you change. You wanna "feel unique", then come on out to Toronto, I will give you a custom natty lickaroo, make you feel lots of things. Be REAL noticeable.

>>10878063
how the throat game tho?

>>10878079
>>10878120
I guess I just get bummed because a lot of clothes I like would look better on ____ body type. As far as hair goes, I actually like the length of mine. I just feel as if I'm in a rut because I've had short hair most of my life so I don't really know how to style long hair.

But yeah, I'll work on not comparing myself to others so much. I'm usually good with being confident, but some days just catch up with me.

>>10857524
Scar below eye.
Small scar on top of head that's only noticeable when I shaved my head.
Insignificant acne that I fret about.
Small nose.
Slav face.
/heroinchic/ slav facial features.
Kill me senpai

>>10857524
my teeth are fucked

>>10860340
This shit is so inaccurate.

>big ass forhead
>big ass jew nose

still manage to look decent aside from my hair, which i have no idea what I should do with. just growing it out until then

>>10873483
how much do you weigh fatty?

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Fix what you can, get over the rest it is what it is. We'll all be skeletons soon so it doesn't matter anyways.

Fucking plebs

>short
>only /fa/ related but very muscular thighs and a huge ass so no skinny jeans.
>that's it really, i'm not even bothered by my height.

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>tranny
>underweight
>5'7" so taller than most women
>small ass
>small tits
>barely any hips
>wider than average feet so shopping for shoes is annoying
>broader than average shoulders so dresses don't always fit right

It's sad because I know I have it better than the vast majority of other trannies out there, but my body is still nothing to write home about.. oh well. At least I can drape giant sweaters over myself.

>>10857634
sounds very cute tbqh

From top to bottom:

>weird head (I think)
>balding
>lines on forehead
>bags under my eyes
>hate my nose
>lips ok from the front
>HATE HATE HATE my face profile
>weak chin/jaw
>big muscled neck
>gyno from puberty
>short torso long legs
>weird back/torso problem, if I bend over my belly looks like if I have a baby in it
>average dick
>hairy ass and legs
>weird toes
>eczema

I don't personally think I'm ugly but if I do have anything really bad about my face is probably my left eyebrow, I got in some fights early on and I got punched in the temple a few too many times and a bit way harder than you are supposed to get hit, and unless I actively push my left eyebrow up it generally rest a little bit lower than the other.

Zero shoulders. Not even joking, i look like a fucking matt groening character. Lifting has helped it not look quite so weird.

penis too big cant wear skinny jeans

Weak jaw and chin but I'm still considered very attractive which is weird

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I'm wearing a vest-thingy because of my pect
AMA

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>asian
life is truly suffering family

>>10878155
girls that look good with short hair would still look better with long hair.

lots of guys love short-medium girls with small/average tits tho, so i don't get why you're so concerned.

For me its personality. I make a good first impression but then blow it because i'm a massive cunt.

I don't know how to not be passive aggressive all the time.

>huge glutes
>huge thighs
>not even skinny
>wide face
>not even jap baka