what is wrong with you /fa/?
>mild case of pectus excavatum
im always so fucking aware of my nose. ruins my whole face
>occasional pimples (there is always 1 somewhere on my face. never more than 1, never less than 1.)
>got varus legs... it's not that bad but it's still something i'd change about myself
>hair isn't as long as i want it to be, and i'll still have to wait
>dark circles. I know some think they're effay but imho they just make me look tired all the time
>small empty patch in my beard. i have a stubble so it's not even noticeable unless i point at it, but i still don't get why beard doesn't grow in that specific, very small area.
nothing seriously wrong with me lookwise i can live as i am forever but fuck
>that serious feel when no upturned nose (fuck you op)
>eyes could've been bigger
my personality is fucked, im an unstable wreck with too many issues
Same here. It's even worse because I'm a tall skelly.
>wrinkles under eyes
>hairline that I don't know if is receding or just a strong widow's peak
>wrinkly, gummy, uneven smile
>spinal and shoulder problems caused by slouching from trying to hide pectus excavatum
>yellow-ish skin tone
>hairy lower body but almost hairless upper (except armpits) and face
>and people don't take it seriously enough
Rightfully so. The fuck do you want them to say you fucking babby bitch beta boy, enabling you in your insecurity ? Take some Accutane or mask them with a concealer and shut the fuck up.
Also this shit thread belongs on /r9k/, not here. Fuck off.
>One beauty spot that literally fucks my face symmetry
(I am considering to get that shit removed)
>Mildly autistic but Im quiet so not so many people notice it
(part of my charm so isn't really THAT bad)
nothing really. my ears would be more aesthetic if they were a little smaller, and theres one tiny spot on my jaw that obstinately refuses to grow hair as of yet, but I don't particularly care.
>remnant light acne
>diet is meh
>physique is on the good side of meh
Duac for acne seeing as it completely cleared it last time and slowly changing diet/activity to improve myself
Pretty happy with myself, otherwise
>also minor pectus excavatum (no biggie, over it)
>balding since my teens
gonna have to shave my head before i turn 23 since my hairline is fucked now, everyone itt be grateful for your hair you pieces of shit. i had such beautiful hair and it went so well with my eyes. this is a legit lesson in taking things for granted, but i'm getting over it
I have slight genu valgum, and just in the last two weeks I've noticeably reduced it through exercise and stretching. The same can go for genu varus (which looks way better btw)
To all the short guys: Consider hormone therapy.
You can go from undesirable short guy to cream-of-the-crop tall girl. All the greatest models ever had a mix of feminine and masculine features.
>mature hairline since I was 12, which makes people believe that I am mid 30s even though being mid 20s (has its upsides to be honest)
>wide natural shoulders which means as soon as I work them out too much (so any shoulder related workout) half my clothes stop to fit
You know, people like you are the actual manlets. I know plenty of short guys who dont care about their height and they shouldnt. People like you are so insecure about something as trivial as height, that you feel forced to constantly mention it. Cristiano, King of Mantlets, is this you?
I see so many short guys who are unhappy, so that's why. Of course, I understand that going mtf is not for everyone, some people just don't have the right body at all.
It does. I'm 6'7 with 8". What you mean is that it correlates with height, but it isn't the only factor.
And I also want to add that once you go mtf you can still have sex with girls, and you'll get laid with girls even easier.
sex =/= sexuality
I thought you were mr perfect, physically, financially and suit wise. Be honest with be Bruv, why the charade, like are you actually some successful lawyer, or you like reeeeee and just a avatar on a 4chan board for the sake of it. You've taken no photos to prove its you, and do you just spend your free time here? I thought you some Sean Connery type bloke, but back when I saw you posting here when I was 15, four years ago
I think my post must have come off a bit whiney, my bad (in my head, I was trying to indirectly make the point that no-one on here should be dwelling on their perceived flaws).
Everything I say on here is accurate. I don't see the point in lying. The lack of photos/info is obviously to ensure I don't get some weird kid finding my office line and flooding it with calls or something. I already get those obnoxious recruiters hungry for post-bonus blood.
It's not hard to post on here while - as is the case right now - waiting on a client call. Legal work is a lot of hurry-up-and-wait, which is part of why I don't like it.
>big ass nose
>big nose bridge (tfw cant wear glasses normally)
>stereotypical black lips
>gut that wont go away but no other part of body is fat
>annoying nerdy ass voice
>overall shit personality
Nah man want tryna attack you was being a bit tongue in cheeky and I got what you meant.
But like a picture in a mirror of you in a suit etc.. Isn't self compromising. You do have a lot of good formal advice but seems hard to trust it when there is no evidence of it you know.
How old are you anyway bro.
Used to have pretty bad pectus, got the surgery. I'm still a spooky skeleton though. If you're not comfortable with it, go for it. Takes about 3-6 months to get back to 100%. You just have a freaky scar across your chest.
>eternal blackheads on temples
>widow's peak or just receding hairline
>shoulders are too wide for how skinny I am
>sorta hairy ass
>knee's seem to big
>caved in chest
A-at least my boyfriend thinks I'm cute ;_;
>ugly ass birthmarks across face
>6'2" but short torso, seem a lot shorter when sitting down
>crooked teeth but getting braces
>skinny and hairy as fuck
There's no hope for me
>One crooked tooth despite wearing braces for 4 years
>One or two pimples form every month
Thats it. Surprisingly confident though. Im somewhat fit, my smile still looks good, I have decent facial features, etc.
Scoliosis kills all chances I have at being super attractive though. I have to layer on jackets everywhere I go to hide it. Sucks during the summer.
>partially native american, and will never be able to grow a beard, instead having incredibly wispy, yet fast growing facial hair
>6 inches shorter than my dad, who is 6' 5" while my brother is 6' 8"
otherwise, I'm fine with myself.
>Acne + Acne Scars
>Big, bulbous roman nose with very wide nasal bones
>Browline hangs really low so I have to intentionally keep it raised otherwise I look fucking stupid
I don't give a fuck, I'm getting surgery soon. I don't look quite as bad as my descriptions might have you think but I still look like superbly average. Hopefully surgery can help me not look shit.
>Browline hangs really low so I have to intentionally keep it raised otherwise I look fucking stupid
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Also planning on having surgery because shit makes me tired as fuck.
Hey, me too! I don't know how it is in the states, but here in germany it's nothing bad, girls like how I look. I'm just glad I skipped that tiny dick genome. My future son might have a surprise...
Mine was $60K (US surgeon) but entirely paid for by insurance because I was born with a underbite. It was a double jaw surgery. Extremely effective given the situation I was in.
It might not be worth paying for if you just want to make your jaw bigger or shave some of it off. You could always go to another country to get it someone cheaper too. I assume the price would be a lot cheaper if you are doing one jaw or the surgery isn't as invasive.
My ex and the one before that ex had pectus excavatum. I think it's hot.
>plus you can lie back and have girls take vodka shots off your chest by pouring it in the dent, you know, for a joke
>Straight lanky hair that won't hold a curl
>fat under belly button that won't go away that I'm always self conscious of during sex
>will probably get back fat as I get older
but have nice eyelashes and breasts, a thigh gap, and have long legs and I like my face and ass, so it's probably a draw...
> wide hips
> do one squat - get bulky legs. work out core & upper body - no progress
> My entire face (Potato-shaped nose, wide face, round deep set eyes, small upper lip)
> tiny boobs (30C)
> 5'9.5, I wish I was 5'10 at least
I am an ogre.
>24 year old "male"
>completely emaciated, arms skinnier than most girls
>huge pointy misshapen (and different shaped) ears that stick out
>thin head due to emaciation
>shitty hair that I can't style, just buzz cut
>can only grow facial hair in a goatee, cheeks just grow sparse hair that don't even form a beard
>huge thick eyebrows (not bushy, just thick) that are dark brown, too pussy to go to a salon to get them thinned out
>just plain ugly face
Eyes a little far apart
Jaw has vertical gap on left side
Legs way too hairy
Hair not as long as I'd like it to be, and starts growing REALLY slowly after a bit.
Btw, any tips on growing hair out quickly? (Male)
>god tier bone structure, eyes, ears and heigh
>actually compliments my high forehead and big nose really well
>get scouted for modelling by a top 5 agency (didn't call them back, not interested)
>my teeth always seem to be stained
>wish i was more attractive
>Continually angry facial structure despite not ever being angry about anything, makes me really unapproachable
>100% average looks
>I love to hear myself talk
You sound like a girl I went to high school with. Do you go to UChicago?
>wrists thin as breadsticks
>testicles look like two walnuts wrapped raw chicken skin fell on the floor of a Jewish barber shop
Generally speaking I'm happy with the way I look though. Balding does suck but then again I'm old anyway and I look good with a buzzcut.
37-28-38, 5'7, size 42 feet
not all flab i have some muscle under my blubber tho
little more than peach fuzz that covers my entire body
v small jaw (sometimes its cute tho my chin is really pointy)
I look ideally how i've always wanted to when i was in that awkward puberty stage except for one huge issue.
I used to be about 100lbs overweight and then lost it all, got down to 140lbs at 6'1 with a well defined build. The loose skin all went back to normal and everyone constantly tells me i look great. Girls who in highschool would make fun of me are now dick riding, etc.
And now, for the issue.
Severe gynecomastia. Nobody knows i wear a chest binding 24/7. Hopefully i can get the surgery to fix it soon, and then people wont ask me why i wear a teeshirt to the beach even though i have a great body.
It sucks dude. It sucks so badly.
Accutane might work.
try probiotics and get a good portion of your calories through lots monounsaturatedfats (advoscocunut oil)
i would not recommend any products the derma would recommend ( other than poisoning your most hyperactive lipid storing cells via vitamin a overdose - ie accutane)
I second accutane. Had severe cystic acne as a kid, 6 months on that drug and my skin has been clear ever since.
protip : it makes your skin about 25% worse when you start taking it for a few weeks, then fades the rate at which you get acne to maybe one or two odd pimples a month. After about a year off of it, if your experience is like mine, you'll get maybe one pimple every 3 or 4 months.
it is likely to permanently affect you, and does so in a variety of ways
you may get any or all of the following
dry eyes for life
knees/joints may get itchy sore in the cold
you may develop a permanent redness around your nose/eyes ( can be fixed by finding the right skin care product - your skin is dry around that area )
you may get mild liver damage ( if your doctor is properly monitoring your blood ) or severe if they are quacks
you may develop gall bladder issues
you may sweat more? seems to be annecdotal without basis?
>a little skinnier than I'd like to be but not skelly
>kinda weak jawline
meh could be worse
My goddam legs. Fuck these. They're muscular and fat, covered in stretched marks and huge on the upper thigh. I lost so much weight, my bones are showing on my upper body but I still have those disgusting fat sacks. Exercising make them even bigger. I hate it.
I'm happy with myself other than my fingernails, which are pretty fucked up. Since I was a child I've had some pretty bad anxiety and as a result I formed a habit of picking at them, slowly wearing away the nailed so that they're raised and curved weirdly. I want so badly to be able to use my hands in front of people without getting surprised/grossed out looks. Has anyone heard of ways to repair this shit?
Man, i have like the WORST fucking acne under my hair (scalp).
I don't know what the fuck is going on but it's painful. Sweating is painful, hands in my hair is painful, towel on my head after shower is beyond painful.
Maybe i got this at the gym or at my hairdresser i don't know, but shit it hurts.
Fucked up fingernails, fucked up toes, the gap beetwen my teeth is bigger on the right side than on the left, a lil bit bigger nose, bad acne, no real beard yet
Like everyone else is saying, accutane clears that shit up, but only if it's truly bad like you're claiming it is. A family member of mine used it, and it did wonders. But while he was on it, it fucked with his emotions and made him crazy. He lashed out all the time while he was on it, so fair warning.
The last point makes me think you're just being too hard on yourself. Everyone hates their voice, and the nose thing is something you can own. But I agree with you on the gut. Lose that shit.
I've been on accutane twice. In the moment it was totally worth and quite literally saved me. Looking back though I wish I would've actually tried everything. It turns out I'm lactose intolerant and had I just stopped eating dairy I would've never dealt with all that shit. Now I have to deal with dry and extremely sensitive skin. Not a huge deal, but actually be 100% confident you've tried everything before going on it.
>craziest fucking hair, too coarse and wirey to grow it out
>uses so much product to contain it
>slouches an inch and a half
>facial hair doesnt connect, mainly neck hair
>severe detachment from any social skills, only a couple people i can talk to
>depression and drugs made me stop eating
>no eating = loss of muscles
Tfw no more toned, healthy body
Tfw skinny quiet and angry
i'm a grill too so even when i lose weight the chub doesn't go away. i could've been top andro
>terrible skin, despite having a perfect diet and trying many different routines, i still have horrible acne and i'm too poor to see a dermatologist
>parents never took me to the dentist growing up so i have fucked up teeth
just kill me
>tip of nose is sorta split up into two parts
>2 big moles on my right cheek... FUCKS up the symmetry
>shitty fine, thick black hair
Apart from that I'm fine with my face, I'd rate it a 4 or 5/10.
Thinking of getting surgery on my nose in the distant future but I really want to remove these moles. Went to the doctor about it and he said it would leave scars so I'm reluctant. I'm sure there must be a way to remove them without scars though, does anyone know if it's possible?
my brother had a mole removed (doctors thought possibly had cancer) the scar is very slight but it kind of looks like an acne scar. you could easily conceal it with a dab of concealer if you were really self conscious of it, but barely anyone notices my brother's and sometimes even I forget it is there. I don't really think there is a way to do it without ANY scarring, but if you want them gone that badly just do it. Be very careful how you treat it while it's healing and use bio oil and shit after.
>weirdly shaped mouth, almost always end up having it open without realising so I look like some slackjawed inbred fuck
>on top of that my two front teeth are very large, despite having relatively straight teeth
>side profile is terrible, no chin and overbite
>no decent bone structure in face despite being skinny
>look decent in selfies, terrible in any other photo ever
>no natural beauty, have to force a weird face for selfies, its why I never take them
I have shit posture from sleeping in my car for a couple weeks, I've lost all facial definition this week and my face looks pudgy while the rest of my body is leaning except for my left leg which is also swollen to shit for god knows why.
>stretch marks on back from fluctuating weight not a huge deal because I'm a guy but obnoxious
>some weeks I have gyno and others I don't
>I'm not tall enough
>suddenly developing rashes on my arms for no fucking reason
>curly af hair
>dark, thick hair on legs and under arms, blonde and thin everywhere else
>can't wax or shave without all of the hair coming back ingrown
>scars on back from teen acne
>tfw your favorite clothes will never look good on you
>tfw even xs is too long
>large, almost childbearing hips
>huge thighs, disproportionate to the rest of my body
>large calves that taper down to skinny ankles, which means no pants ever fit me well at all
Honestly I'm not awful above the waist but anything below that is shit
>mild acne, but used to be pretty horrific, still have moderate pigmentation
>practically asexual in highschool as a result
>babyface, look 12 at 22 unless i grow a scraggly beard, then i look 15,
>stare grows deader as the years tick down
Most people hit their attractiveness peak in early 30s, when all the babyfat is gone and the acne calms down and you don't dress or eat like an idiot and you've established a decent hair game. Really.
>somewhat receding looking hairline even though it's not receding
>wide hips due to wide hip bones
I have skinny legs and I still prefer looser fit jeans. Skinny jeans are how gay guys tell if someone's gay it's gotta be hard for them to figure that stuff out so let them have their signals.
I've a big ass Jewish nose, huge forehead and shitty hair (it's a mix of curly, afro hair), I'm only 5'8".
But despite all of this I still look like a solid 7/10, hell judging by past girlfriend I'd say I'm a 8/10.
Is like a lost at the genetic lottery but at the same time won. Really weird, I think my hight cheekbones, good shaped lips, kinda weird eyebrows, and olive skin are the things that compensate my ugly nose (although some girls seem to like it).
Not diagnosed, but it sure feels like it. Can't talk to anybody without getting nervous or messing up what I'm trying to say, leading to me getting nervous. It's especially bad when expressing emotions, I actually start crying anytime I try.
>mildly crooked nose (broke pretty badly in middle school wrestling, never fully straightened out after healing)
>decent hairline; unnoticeable when longer, but cuts back along the edges a moderate amount
>average length cock, but slightly skinny
>inability to attribute any success to myself, despite having above-average success in academics and athletics in college (with a double-major, also a junior)
>constant paranoia, which i project onto others sometimes because i have a hard time rationalizing my anxiety
>grew up with an absentee, drug-addict father and a sexually- and physically-abusive step-father. has created an inability to function to properly interact with other males, as well as increased insecurity when it comes to sex
>currently with an asexual, agender, aromantic "girl" who is interested in a sex-change and is on a year-long study abroad trip in japan. creates a slew of problems that i'm not really at the liberty to discuss
overall, not that unhappy though. the worst is behind me for the most part, and i'm fortunate to be where i am
I work hard to make myself attractive, have a good diet, good skincare, good exercise routine, so this means I have a great body and good skin. Key to getting rid of pimples is having a good diet. White, raised on a farm, so I was pretty much corn-fed, resulting in me reaching a height of 6'4". I feel blessed everyday for being so damn tall. Average jawline, unfortunately, but a beard covers it up well, plan on getting a dental surgery that breaks the jaw and pushes it forward. Also have a permanent squinch from working on said farm + as infantry in the USMC. Large eyes are overrated, imo, squinch makes you look rugged as fuck, so I'm happy with that. Love my nose, have great cheekbones thanks to being purebred white, thanks to racist family. Hair's alright, thin and soft, can shape it fine with some baxter pomade.
But there's one awful problem. My teeth are crooked as fuck. I only just got out of the military, so I don't have my braces yet, but fucking hell, do I need them. My crooked-ass teeth are pretty much the entire foundation of my insecurity, everytime I open my mouth I know someone is looking at the ugly fucks. I consider myself at least an 8, but the moment I open my mouth I know I drop my at least 3. It's fucking awful.
:( sorry to hear this. I had pretty shitty teeth when i was a kid and the braces sorted it but even now I feel very conscious about my teeth (despite the fact that they are decent, I get complimented on them).
As you say, braces are a solution. Crooked teeth aren't unfixable.
>shit skin: spots, large pores, super greasy during summer, super dry when it touches any soaps or cleansers, blackheads, scars
>bump on nose
>mouth breather chin and teeth
>chubby cheeks, fingers and belly
>look years older than I am
teeth can be fixed, but it takes months or even years in some cases... start asap if your teeth are such a big problem, or stop smiling altogether. Smiling with your mouth open makes anyone look bad anyways
Oh, and btw
>I was pretty much corn-fed, resulting in me reaching a height of 6'4
this is straight up retarded, son.
>130 lb skelly
>extremely long, lumpy face with huge chin and forehead
>shit-tier hair that I can't get to do anything
>pale, shitty skin with psoriasis and eczema
>beard way darker than hair, doesn't grow in right below mouth
>look tired all the time because I'm tired all the time
>dopey lost facial expression
>actually have really nice eyes, but you can't tell because I have to wear glasses/contacts all the time, can't see a foot in front of me
Everything's wrong with me, friend
>what is wrong with you /fa/?
Being too insecure is what's wrong with me desu famillion.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of feeling like shit about my body and personality and whatever the hell. There's really not much else I could do about my looks than I'm doing now except get surgery.
>strange voice over the phone
>large areolas for man
Other than that im okay with myself
Feels good being Belgium
Also have pectus excavatum, and me being skinny af makes me look like an auswitsch survivor when Im shirtless.
Very happy with face though; strong jawline, nice eyebrows and full but not too thick lips.
Extremely freckly, skin tag/mole thing where my nose meets my upper eye socket, pale so blemishes are obvious, bottom teeth are crooked, regularly get blackheads and pimples on my triceps and back, soft but not round facial features, small hamstrings and forearms.
i don't give a damn about being a possible descendant of vikings, it's a fucking curse and you know it.
>fat bottom lip
>can't grow a beard
· Crooked nose
· No chin
That's pretty much it. I feel like shit because all my efforts to dress /fa/ are ruined by shitty face.
I've been on Finasteride for two years, but some hair is gone forever.
I've had braces for a while, I suspect it pulled back my jaw to align teeth.
Any good documentation on jaw surgery I should read ? DESU with a good jaw I think I woudn't care about the Jew nose.
A lot of acne on my face when I was a teen. Around when I was 19, it switched from my face to my back for some reason. Shit sucks
>2. Only 5'8
>3. Pronounced cheekbones
>4. Iris is so dark brown, it looks black
>5. Not a full shadow stubble
>asymmetrical face with one side that looks really dead and sort of slants down
>skin is sort of bumpy and even, but it isnt acne, just chalky and horrible
>no social skills
why the fuck do i even exist
My skin is abhorrent. Not on my face so much, my face is damn near spotless compared to my chest, back, and neck. My scalp gets more acne than my face. Almost twenty years old, dead of winter, and it's got blemishes like I was sweltering in the sun for two days straight.
My nose has a bad case of black dots, which I do my best to deal with but they come back after a while. I shower a lot, but that doesn't stop it.
My metabolism has failed me, and while I don't mind a bit of a forward gut, I hate the fat on my sides and below my jaw.
I've a scar on my nose, right between my eyes, that's just too high for my glasses to fit into.
I had buck teeth since I was a child, and, to rectify it, I stuck my lower lip above my top row of teeth, and now my bottom row of teeth don't show when I smile, nothing but the top row and gums. Speaking of my teeth, two teeth from the bottom row stick out in front of the top row, giving me vampire fangs on the top row and almost orky-looking teeth on the bottom. Thank god they're not big, though.
I might just say fuck it and go pigmode.
If you look at me from the side or at an angle it looks like my cheekbones are defined and my face sort of curves inward, so thin looking. But if you look at me head on my face looks chubby as hell, it's driving me fucking insane
All my female friends have noticeable physical features and I feel like I'm too average.
They either have big tits to make up for having no ass, or a big ass to make up for having no tits. They have either dyed hair or short styled hair. They're either really short or really tall. I have an average chest and ass, my hair is long and naturally dark brown, and I'm an average height.
I know it's dumb to compare yourself to others like this, but I just can't help it sometimes. I just feel too boring and unnoticeable.
Tits are cool, but not everybody cares, I personally like them small.
Ass is great, but can be gained or lost, so if you want a great ass, start earning it, fuck those that are just born with perfect asses, they will sag fist when they get older.
Oh, and dyed hair is a red flag, it screams insecurity and "snowflake", and is bad on the scalp and the hair itself, so why bother?
If you don't like your long hair, get a haircut that suits your face, it is not rocket science.
Dark brown is a good color, people can't really stereotype it, like a dumb blonde, or a nerdy red head.
As for the height, that means nothing, as you said you are a real grill, so get some heels if you wanna be taller, super easy fix.
Just stoip comparing yourself to others, or else you will never be happy, no matter how much you change. You wanna "feel unique", then come on out to Toronto, I will give you a custom natty lickaroo, make you feel lots of things. Be REAL noticeable.
I guess I just get bummed because a lot of clothes I like would look better on ____ body type. As far as hair goes, I actually like the length of mine. I just feel as if I'm in a rut because I've had short hair most of my life so I don't really know how to style long hair.
But yeah, I'll work on not comparing myself to others so much. I'm usually good with being confident, but some days just catch up with me.
Scar below eye.
Small scar on top of head that's only noticeable when I shaved my head.
Insignificant acne that I fret about.
/heroinchic/ slav facial features.
Kill me senpai
Fix what you can, get over the rest it is what it is. We'll all be skeletons soon so it doesn't matter anyways.
>5'7" so taller than most women
>barely any hips
>wider than average feet so shopping for shoes is annoying
>broader than average shoulders so dresses don't always fit right
It's sad because I know I have it better than the vast majority of other trannies out there, but my body is still nothing to write home about.. oh well. At least I can drape giant sweaters over myself.
From top to bottom:
>weird head (I think)
>lines on forehead
>bags under my eyes
>hate my nose
>lips ok from the front
>HATE HATE HATE my face profile
>big muscled neck
>gyno from puberty
>short torso long legs
>weird back/torso problem, if I bend over my belly looks like if I have a baby in it
>hairy ass and legs
I don't personally think I'm ugly but if I do have anything really bad about my face is probably my left eyebrow, I got in some fights early on and I got punched in the temple a few too many times and a bit way harder than you are supposed to get hit, and unless I actively push my left eyebrow up it generally rest a little bit lower than the other.
girls that look good with short hair would still look better with long hair.
lots of guys love short-medium girls with small/average tits tho, so i don't get why you're so concerned.