What are the secrets to ageing well?

>>10829615
Having good genes, keeping your skin hyrated, taking adequate doses of steroids in your 40s and beyond, and doing a lot of coke.

>>10829615
HGH

Don't smoke, use sunscreen, wear sunglasses outdoors so you aren't squinting 20 hours a day.

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>sunscreen and moisturize every day for the rest of your life
>perhaps use a topical retinoid cream
>avoid the sun and wear sunglasses for the rest of your life
>eat a highly healthy diet consisting of fresh fruits and vegetables for the rest of your life
>NEVER smoke
>do not drink alcohol for the rest of your life
>acquire 7-8 hours of sleep every day for the rest of your life

inb4 someone whines about "no fun allowed", enjoy having a leathered face by the time you are 40

>>10829615
Wrinkles are cute, anon, embrace it.

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>>10829657
Riiiiight

>>10829676
i agree but shitty hdr here is exacerbating these wrinks

>>10829615
The black lodge evidently

>>10829840
>hdr
Pretty sure there's none of that going on there.

>>10829615
Cold showers
No drugs, smoking, alcohol
Paleo diet

It's funny because everyone of these fag nerds are little kids under 25 who don't even know about aging

retin a and microneedling

he's over 70 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_FurQQvuWg

>>10829676
This is not a human

>>10829676
this nigga looks like a sith lord

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don't be white. white people don't age well

>>10829615
1) avoid the sun
2) avoid the sun
3) avoid the sun
4) sit up straight (yeah, your mom was right) and feel your core muscles propping you up. This also avoids the telltale camel hump.
5) use an AHA, BHA or retinol serum when you enter the twilight years of your 20s

>>10830491
>black don't crack
sadly for us white people, it's the truth.

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>>10830491
>>10830507

>>10830491
black people dunk themselves in coconut lotion everyday, white people get ashy as well but it is inherently difficult to spot

>>10830491
It must be the jail that keeps nìggers so youthful looking

Taking care of yourself while you were young basically.

>>10829615
where do white ppls lips after 30?

>>10830509
>2009 could be 2012's mother

die young

>>10829615
Kyle MacLachlan aged like shit.

finasteride

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tfw 26 years and people think I'm still in school

>>10832548
getting on it next week, was one of the doubters from the last thread but fuck it i've had enough and i wont let my looks go to shit. Starting rogaine as well and hoping i don't get the shitty sides

>>10830486
>Filename literally sheev
>Bruh diz look like a Sith

Are you dumb

>>10830386
im 23 and have a wrinkle so ha

>>10832554

just turned 27 and same. ain't mad about it.

>>10829615
Don't be white, from the Middle East or Indian.

>>10829615
die young

>>10833654
cuck
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>Tfw people think I'm in my late 30s with children when I'm only 22 and act surprised when I tell them
Johnny, get the rope

>>10829648
>don't leave the house, drink or have late nights
some things just ain't worth it

Matcha Tea, Curcumin, living a low stress life, and moisturize

>>10833666
Speak for yourself. I'm neither of those races and I look immortal. Older members of my family (40-70 years old) have often been confused for 20-30 year olds. Can't beat Han Chinese genes.

>>10830500
>1,2,3 - check

>>10829615
drink coffee and eat cherry pie

>>10829615
Go Vegan. My dads been Vegan for 30 something years and as a 55 year old he's got the skin and hair of someone around 20-30. It's unreal we joke about him being a vampire.

>>10830509
>she plays a high school student in pretty little lairs

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>>10829657
Only on men. Remember: women are shit after 28

>>10833598
>not being a pathetic nerd
>dumb

When's the last time a woman touched your dick, loser?

>>10829648
>no drinking, no smoking, no fun
i'd rather look like a leather couch than be a boring straight edge shut in

>>10835117
>needing booze and smokes to have fun

This is your mind on marketing

>>10829615
>good genes
>Don't do a crazy amount of drugs
>Don't skimp on lotion
>Low stress

The stress one is really important. Always remember to lower your fucking stress and enjoy yourself, it's the kind of stuff that will turn your hair gray and give you cancer

dont be white