Ideal girlfriend/boyfriend thread? For me, gf: Tall at least

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gf
5'8-5'11
thin
blue/green/grey eyes
into fashion
enjoys literature, cinema, travelling
not a SJW

>>10789141

I'm really into green eyes over anything else, apparently pure green eyes are the rarest.

>>10789146
not in arab countries man, i see them a lot and they're disgusting

>>10789146
feels good having green eyes

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Ideal bf
Oscar Isaac

>>10789201

Looks short also his hands are small as fuck, very feminine.

>>10789141
so basically me haha. I like your taste

Tall. Well built. Could be on the skinny side. Well dressed, classy. Intelligent, loyal. All that kinda shit

>>10789210
>loyal

Us handsome tall guys aren't loyal ;)

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>>10789209
He's like 5'7, 5'8 apparently. A beautiful compact man

>>10789209
who gives a shit

>>10789215
>>10789217

Are you two gay men who are attracted to this fella? Women like men who are masculine, big hands, tall, this guy is a little fuckboy... you two are gay men guaranteed.

>>10789213
Then kindly fuck off. :)

>>10789220
Nope, straight girl. I'm short myself so I'm attracted to compact men more than gangly ones.

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>>10789233

Oh my lord make it more obvious you're a male troll why don't you, speaking as a tall man I can assure you guys no girl would ever use some bullshit term like "compact men", all women love tall men, especially the shorties, the shorties are even more obsessed with tall men actually. You are a shit eating liar and a male troll trying to ego stroke manlets.

>>10789239
>speaking as a tall man
Well that explains it.
Believe what you want but Oscar Isaac is a beautiful man.

ideal bf is my ex

or young alex james

>>10789252

Why'd you guys break up? I want juicy drama details.

>>10789210
>classy

>>10789239
I pity both her and men who are genuinely interested in her.

>>10789262

I like tall women, but short girls are sexy too.

Tall is ideal basically but I don't mind a short girl. Would I want to marry a short girl? Probably not. Sex? Yeah it'd be hot.

>>10789255

he convinced me to do 15mg klonopin + down a bottle of jameson with him and we blacked out

in the morning his roommates hated me and i felt guilty and accidentally OD'd, and he broke up with me via text while i was in the ambulance and now my life is ruined because i have to attend counseling and i got my kpin prescription withdrawn and i still want to do drugs

:^)))))

wanting 2 be qt3.14 heroin chic gf is not as fun as it sounds and now i have a smoking problem + a compulsion to live on coffee just to feel like i'm winning over him, since he's also skinny

>>10789274

As someone who knows a little thing about Benzos, Benzos are a relatively safe drug, overdoses and deaths are uncommon, they should be used as directed. I use them occasionally a few times a month to help me sleep or to help me loosen up if I've got a lot going on, low dosages. Using a high dosage of Benzos alongside alcohol is a good recipe for DEATH, Benzos alongside Opiates is another great recipe for DEATH.... 15mg of Klonopin and alcohol be lucky you're alive.

Your ex sounds like a complete loser and moron. It's one f thing to be a fun druggie another thing to be a nutcase like him.

>>10789290
Thanks so much for the advice, haha. I do love my benzos and when I have them, I use them responsibly (thanks to a series of stupid mistakes a few years back before college). I honestly don't know how my body's taken the abuse it has with benzos and alcohol without dying– i used to do it all the time.

Yeah, my ex is a moron and actually a huge pseudo-intellectual but he is also thin and has good taste in clothes and music and I have self-esteem issues, so I definitely imprinted on him

w-whatever, i can be /fa/ without him

>>10789146
2%, feels good man

>>10789305

Dude honestly benzos aren't even a good /fa/ drug, you should use amphetamines. Benzos and Opiates take a long time to tolerance reset. Amphetamines clear your body in 3-4 days, you can reset Amp tolerance completely in say a week with the proper supplementation and excercise. Amps are the drug for being a skinny "heroin chic" LOOK.

Now on the note of Amps, while mixing two downers say Benzos and Opiates or Benzos and Alcohol is a horrible idea, Benzos and Amps are a beautiful synergy.

gf
around 5'2 - 5'4
thin
brown / green eyes
into doing a whole lot of nothing, fashion, travelling, fun

>>10789313
Why do tweakers always see the need to spruik how good and harmless amphetamines are? Theyre just as dangerous and unpredictable as any other drug in the wrong hands, meth psychosis is hands down the worst thing i've ever experienced

gf
large breasts
large lips
is into music (not necessarily my tastes, but has to like music)
good person
sense of humor
doesn't dress like a stereotype (unless its a tumblr qt/hipster stereotype)

>>10789220
Women do. Girls don't

>>10789399
are u 15 lol

>>10789455
nah im gay
what about my post suggests im 15

>>10789470
sorry, 16

Ideal gf:

5'4-5'7(I'm only 5'9)
Short hair
Into whatever she wants, as long as it's not fucking niggers
thin but not TOO thin
blue or brown eyes

I hate chubby fingers and ankles on women.

gf
at least 6'5"
no more than 90 pounds
only amber eyes
into cuckolding

>>10789399
good taste

>>10789209
Stay delusional u 5.16/10

>>10789480
manlet detected

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>>10789494
Found her

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>>10789220
>>10789423
>women like men who
yeah no. I used to be into chunky bearded guys but happened to sleep with an SLP model type guy. now I'm hooked on fragile but arrogant dudes.

I was always into hairy chests but dated a hairless guy for 6 years. but go ahead in deluding yourself into thinking "women want X and not Y"

well body language is incredibly important. women can also smell insecurity from miles away, it's a gigantic turnoff for me.

>>10789552
So confidence and good health are basically what women want?

>>10789557

and height, facial attractiveness, and white skin

>>10789552
>women can smell insecurity from a mile away

I'm sure since women are ALWAYS insecure.

>>10789557
confidence as in effortlessly calm and suave and not as in fidgety guy in bar chatting up a girl

>good health
kinda self-explanatory as junkies and drunks usually smell like shit. once you go past 30 it takes a toll on your face too. it's not /fa/ no matter what some on this board like to tell you.

>>10789125

>being such a virgin with low standards.

Dumb fuck you pretty much described what everyone in the whole fucking world wants in their girlfriend/ boyfriend. Do You really think someone is going to say:


>For me, gf: short no more than 4'4" (I'm 6'5"), not interested in looking good, stupid, doesn't like to talk, doesnt like to do things, insipid, homebody, Awkward to be around with (the most important).

Just alright say that you want a normal human with a vagina.

>>10789239
That's a fake profile lol

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gf
6'2
200 lbs of pure muscle
likes to lift
/fa/ in and out of the gym

>>10789239
Dude why are you being so insecure about height?

>>10789868
>tfw no gf to share needles with

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>tfw gf is ideal
이 느낌 나쁘진않은데

gf
5'5 - 5'11 (Im 6'4 so not too short but not too tall)
>Fashionable, loves music, same beliefs, intelligent and has goals.
>Not overweight/not unhealthy
>Loyal, funny and fun person in general.

>>10790044
iktf

>tfw suddenly discover I don't even care about girls personality

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>>10789239
>she's 4'11"
why do short women feel entitled to tall guys like this? I'm 6'4" and would feel like I was dating a child. And what about our prospective children? Why would I want them to have shitty manlet/womanlet genes?

>>10789239
ayy lmao
i feel like fucking this girl would be very easy
even easier if you are short like me (5'9)

anything 1920's related desu

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gf
Height: my height or taller {I'm 5'4" for reference}
Eye color: any really.
Hair: Short hair is a bonus
*fat ass that gets fatter with age
*athlete in something
*has deep interest in actual hobbies (instead of sucking dick, make up, etc.)

gf
5'5 - 5'7 (I'm 5'11)
skinny
blonde/brown hair
blue/really dark brown/grey/green eyes
not a whore/bitch/ho/yougottheideea
a realist when it comes to life, see the world as it is
likes travelling
has a mild fashion sense
has interests that girls usually don't have (motorbikes, cars, anime, philosophy)
stays true to her morals
kind
not a tumblr girl
not a sjw


>tfw ex had almost most of these traits
>inb4 you want too much

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>>10790220
>5'4"

>>10789209
>>10789220
>>10789239

I want /fit/ to stop coming to this fucking board.

Ideal gf
Height - 5 foot 4
weight- 115
Fat ass
Brown eyes hair
Tan
Athletic in something
At least c cups
Similar interest music, /fa/

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5'2 grill, 88 pounds here.
my ideal bf is basically my ex, so fuck me.
Quiet, careless, intelligent, skinny, blond/blue eyed aryan master race. Height doesn't matter because I'm small, but larger guys are intimidating and I like ones with a gentle touch.

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>>10790603
>weight- 115

>>10789220
Quit being jealous that women aren't finding what you consider attractive, attractive. fag

>she loves me back

bf
taller than me, maybe like 5'11''-6'3''
preferably long hair with a good hairline
stubble?
gentle deep voice
from the same country as me
Interest in art (doesn't have to be good at it, just able to talk about it), movies, the outdoors and shit
likes to think and can see views besides his own
cute smile
his own person, not some trend-slave

This probably makes me sound really picky...

>>10791558
Why does he have to be from the same country?

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>>10789125
>5'9"


That can't be Audrey.

>>10791564
I like the accent where i'm from compared to other english speaking countries

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honestly? this guy is my ideal bf (minus the crime + incarceration). i like blond hair and blue eyed, skinny, soft spoken, socially retarded dweebs who do drugs all day.

bf: near my height or taller (5'8"-6'3"), long dark hair, lean but not too skinny, cheekbones would be nice. Like a clean shaven metalhead?
gf: anywhere from 5'4"-6' is cool, short hair, on the thinner side, small chest.
both: intelligent, takes good care of themselves, cultured in some way(i.e. musician, art, reading, theater etc), maybe a little sensitive or androgynous, nice and can hold great and/or silly convos with. Also someone who is motivated and will push me to keep going to.

inb4 I'm a bi grill

>>10789125
any girl that is willing to talk to me and who will go to gigs

>>10791733
its me hi

>>10791613
Cop some standards senpai

>>10791794
what would those standards be

A qt Austrian girl called Anna with short hair to her sholders. About 5'7 and sometimes she looks sad but it's cute. She says "That's pretty cool" a lot. Fuck you Anna.

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>>10789125
tastless plebs

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Dream Girl:
>cooks well
>thin
>willing to take an allowance to go shopping as long as she leaves me alone so I can have my autismal 4chan time
>allowed to have cats as long as she takes care of them

Huge rack optional.

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>>10791829

>>10791831
sounds like you want a mom

>>10791845
Considering I bring home megabank and own my own house, it is literally bordering on the LEAST she could do, don't you think?

>>10791847
why do you look at relationships through a utilitarian lens?

>>10791849
I find it frivolous to demand things like "adventurous" or "intelligent" or "has good taste" as opposed to a simple combination of good chef + not fat, which already says a lot more about the girl than ridiculous and subjective requirements like those provided by others in this thread.

We'd learn to like each other, anyway. That's how marriage worked every century up until the 20th.

gf
5'8-5'11
very skinny
unique style
low sex drive
reasonably smart and tasteful
loyal but a bit sociopath/misanthropic
athletic and not fearful
foreign language/s spoken

i have spent years trying to figure out my type of girl but now i realize that i don't have one, and even if i did it would constantly fluctuate anyway since i find that girls i fuck tend to leave some of themselves behind within me.

>>10791912
That's why you just look for the traits you're missing, e.g. >>10791831

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This girl is the definition of perfect to me.

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bf
white, tall, big (not fat), beard/stubble, decent hairline
doesn't have to be effay just don't dress like complete shit, bonus if he actually was
intelligent, loyal, fun to be around, indoorsy, enjoys literature, cinema, travelling

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>>10790533
i know right
kek

gf
Fairly tall (I'm 6'4)
Blue/grey eyes
Fairly thin, but with good ratios; mainly hips
Freckles
Comfy
Likes skiing, literature and traveling
Fairly intelligent
Makes me happy