ill fitting suits

>>10736394
What the fuck's going on with those jeans?

>>10736394
is this the original?

is there even a version of this pic that hasn't been through the shops?

>>10736492
s m h
you just don't 'get' full breaks f a m

>>10736394
glorious
it actually fits to the interior

>>10736394
after all these years I've just realised that the thing his legs remind me of is the vortigaunts from half life

>>10736492
Cheap boot cut jeans hang like that. He's basically a victim of cheap mall fashion - I know people who dress like this because they mash cheap shit up together and try to make a "classy" outfit of it.

>>10736381
Lots of guys in D.C. dress like this because they think tighter = more fashionable. It's awful.

>>10736536
1960s-70s 007 villain tier

>>10736381
the only thing allowed to bulge in a suit should be a big dick

>>10736584
>the only thing allowed to bulge in a suit should be a big dick
Can those of us with acorn-sized dicks shove socks down our pants?

(I actually really like that phrase and intend to steal it from you)

>>10736381
Also, why are both buttons buttoned?

>>10736586
one of my fantasies is giving a bj to a guy wearing a suit so socks would be a bad idea
go ahead and steal it

>>10736587
What's wrong with this fit?

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heres a very great one

>>10736655
Tie is horribly tied.

>>10736394
>low polygon shoes

baka

>>10736394
Mirin that vintage fan in the back 8/8

>>10736536
Kurwa

>>10736655

jacket is too small

>>10736655
neck is too big

>>10736655

>Tie too big
>Jacket too big
>shirt too big

But that's because the entire suit was meant for a big guy.

>>10736536
polish businessman on the way to an important appointment

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>>10736937

>>10736655
no tie dimple

>>10736711
The dude in that pic is actually a fan expert or salesman or something. Someone with too much time on their hands found his instagram and there are literally thousands of photos of fans.

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>>10737393

wellp looks like it's time to cop a vintage fan

thanks fan/senpai

>>10737788
its not unsalvageable really, the pants are probably a little long and baggy but the top half looks fine for a bigger guy