Cheap boot cut jeans hang like that. He's basically a victim of cheap mall fashion - I know people who dress like this because they mash cheap shit up together and try to make a "classy" outfit of it.
Lots of guys in D.C. dress like this because they think tighter = more fashionable. It's awful.
>the only thing allowed to bulge in a suit should be a big dick
Can those of us with acorn-sized dicks shove socks down our pants?
(I actually really like that phrase and intend to steal it from you)
The dude in that pic is actually a fan expert or salesman or something. Someone with too much time on their hands found his instagram and there are literally thousands of photos of fans.
wellp looks like it's time to cop a vintage fan