anyone else getting /fa/ vibes from kylo's fit?

>>10735448
Yea

>>10735448

Damir Doma kinda vibes

>>10735448
I swear to god I can't even browse /fa/ without the fear of being spoiled

where isnt he holding his cereal and milk?

>>10735507
just don't be on 4chan til you've seen it.

Just go ffs

Leave for your own sake

>>10735448
w2c effay kylo ren mask

>>10735521
pol pls go
nigger lives
prepare for kiss with qt rey in episode 8

>>10735530
I don't think they'll be romantically involved, there's no tension between them at all. He's probably homosexual and gets with Po in the end.

Fuck that movie. So fucking disappointing.

>>10735507
finn = fn2187 because they never gave him a name

deserter storm trooper

ben solo = leia and solo's son

the new jedi is that chick
which is stupid because somehow in the end of the movie she can fight a trained sith lord having just haphazardly found a lightsaber on finn's body

>>10735959
also apparently kylo ren can stop sniper riffle beams from main characters but not from chewbacca

w2c Han's parka

>>10735959
>>10735962
Well you could already see she could fight when she using her staff, Kylo isn't a sith lord and when he fights her he gets shot by chewies bow, also you can see his thing is really strong when they build it up by having Han using it to blow shit up

>>10735975
when snoke sp? says he completed his training by killing han, and was the leader of his knights of ren group it implied that he was a full blown sith lord.

the dude trained with a guy who blows up planets by consuming sun's and has galaxys under control

but his main officer can't handle a peasant with a found vintage sword that might as well be a wall hanger?

that's like taking seal team 6 down with a black powder rifle

>>10735448
>not Reys fit
leave it to /fa/ to be attracted to the goofninja

>>10736006
well in their defense they're already dirty ugly and poor

>>10735959
>which is stupid because somehow in the end of the movie she can fight a trained sith lord having just haphazardly found a lightsaber on finn's body

don't you remember how luke became fairly adept at wielding a lightsaber after the 4 hour trip to Alderran?
It doesn't have to make sense and hasn't since day one.

>>10736075
i don't remember that because luke never went to alderaan.

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>>10735939
>finn is literally a gay nigger from outer space

i'm dying

>>10736075
>It doesn't have to make sense and hasn't since day one.
Agreed entirely. I've always liked that "Star Wars is science fantasy, Star Trek is science fiction" sort of division.

>>10735448
>anyone else getting /fa/ vibes from kylo's fit?
Kylo is basically /fa/ in a nutshell: dressed in black, trying as hard as he can to be cool, faking it the entire way (I lol'd when I realized he had a voice changer), and vaguely incompetent when actually put into any pressure.

(That said, fucking excellent character, 300x better than I expected)

>>10736221
Abrams said they wanted all the characters to be flawed, and adolescent

kind of apperant when this kids mask wasn't needed at all

>>10736056
youre either the king of neckbeard basement dwellers, a monumental hipster, or a jock type who still thinks its cool to make fun of "nerds". Or a die hard star trek fan. OR even worse, someone who simply doesnt like star wars

>>10735993
Are you saying Luke's lightsaber is bad because it is old? That's pretty silly. She's also not a peasant but a highly skilled scavenger and fighter whose weapon of choice is a saber-like staff weapon. It would be much more fitting if the saber she found was Darth Maul's though as that one is far more similar to her rod.

>tfw they are thinking of adding a Rey+Finn sex scene in ep 8

Do you feel the cuckening?

Ben looks like such a pussy, wish he hadn't taken his mask off until Han told him to.

>>10735939
>>10736197
>He's probably homosexual and gets with Po in the end
Tbh I hope this happens because that would be fucking hilarious
>Rey forms space feminazis to oppose the Sith
>they end up being worse
>Episode 9 becomes the prequel to GNFOS

P O T T E R Y
O
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Y

>>10735448
The first order is basically an analog of 4chan.

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>>10736353
Her staff has weight and doesn't cut off whatever it touches.

A swinging a lightsaber is like swinging a fleshlight except the lightsaber has a weightless blade that'll just fuck your shit up on contact.

>>10735448
>angsty teen wearing rick
Makes sense.

>>10735993
You know the design of Kylo's lightsaber is actually ancient even compared to Luke's, right?
That's why it has the crossguard. Which isn't actually designed to be a crossguard but is actually vents. And it's not stupid that Rey defeated Kylo since her connection to the force is a lot stronger than Kylo's. And keep in mind that Kylo was wounded before the fight even begins. And Kylo isn't a fully trained sith lord, Snoke says that Kylo must be brought back to complete his training.

>>10737273
Lightsabers are actually really heavy and cumbersome. Look it up.

>>10735975
Lel half the movie was about the power chewie's bow

>>10736006
Neither of them have sleeves
>putees for your arms

>>10737527
and it was fucking awesome

>>10737202
this is a strangely accurate statement
Kylo is /fa/
Hux is /pol/
etc

>>10737845
is finn /r9k/?
or is it luke?

>>10737850
finn is /r9k/, Phasma is probably /k/ or some shit

>>10737879
phasma is /trash/

>>10735959
SPOILERS AHEAD

in defense of the movie, kylo ren is an upstart brat cosplaying vader. Barely an apprentice. He isn't supposed to be incredibly powerful.He was also shot and slashed a whole bunch before fighting with rey properly

also, remember that rey kicked some ass with her staff, so she wasn't completely inexperienced at fighting

>>10736221
Even if the actor's face was completely unexpected, he's one hell of an actor

>>10738552
yeah his performance was good, really sells the character well

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rey is true effay

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>>10735448

>>10737845
>Kylo
>kinda ugly, dresses edgy, is a loser
Yeah, thats /fa/ alright

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Thought about making a thread for this, but it seems appropriate to post it here

http://geekhoodies.com/products/star-wars-general-hux?variant=10561493315

Seems fairly aesthetic

>>10735448
Adam Driver is 6'3" yet all throughout the movie they made him look like a 5'10" manlet.

>>10735507
Han dies, they just blow up a bigger death star, whole movie is a marketing scheme by Disney.

>>10737273
Todd don't
You'd blow yourself up all for a pre-order?

>>10735959
Kylo Ren wasn;t a fucking trained sith lord, he wasn't a sith nor a lord and he was barely trained. Did you ever see him use the lightsaber? he literally just hacked at whatever he wanted to die. Obviously whatever training he got from Luke was minimal. Not to mention 1. he was in terrible psychological state because he killed his father 10 minutes before 2. Rey was adept with the staff already, and she's also got Skywalker force powers, and 3. He had no real reason to be fighting. Kylo was just defending himself after Finn attacks him, his life was never truly threatened. When he and Rey fight, it's Rey fighting for her life and Kylo just trying to tie up loose ends.

>>10737273
>swinging a lightsaber is like swinging a fleshlight except the lightsaber has a weightless blade that'll just fuck your shit up on contact.
This is why people who aren't force sensitive can't fight with a lightsaber.

>Finn is force-sensitive
>inb4 "HAN SOLO USES ONE TO CUT THE TAUNTAUN"

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>>10740222
yeeeeeesh, naw son

>>10737879
phasma is /i/ because she doesn't do anything

>>10740222
i want /v/ to leave

>>10740428
T H I S
Holy fuck how does the rest of 4chan not understand this?

>>10740222
"no"

>>10735448
Kylo is a beta faggot who literally throws temper tantrums
and looks like he's 12

>>10740428
kylo ren is a little bitch

>>10740428
>>10741539
Finally 2 people that get it.

>>10735507
Just see the movie you faggot

>>10741925
shut up

>>10740436
Grevious wasn't force sensitive, but he fucked up multiple Jedi with lightsabers. Even before he got all cyborged up and combat trained by a Sith lord he still made a career out of hunting Jedi. You don't have to be force sensitive to use a lightsaber, unless you wanna do tricky shit like deflect blaster shots.

This movie far exceeded my expectations. Rey did not kiss the nigger on the lips at the end of the movie 10/10 friend zoned

>>10736071
How do you call that style of the sleeves?

>>10739754
I wish there were pics of her fit in the very last scene on the internet. It was dope

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>>10735448
Gives me the same vibes as the The Matrix sequels.

>>10743111
little bit late there bud

>>10740222
it's not 'bad,' but if it's coming from a movie, it's definitely not good. only get it if you're absolutely sure no one will figure out where it's from/you won't be autistic and spill the spaghetti. and above all else, only if you're fit, because that shit looks snug and will out you as a fat fedoralord if you don't fill it perfectly.

>>10740428
the argument that Rey is a Skywalker completely overlooks the fact that they're both Anakin's grandchildren. Just because Kylo was Leia's son shouldn't make him any less adept or talented with the force, although admittedly Leia didn't do shit in regards to the force so there's that. also they still need to explain how Kylo became an edgy enough lil shit to betray everyone just because they sent him off to his uncle for training. short of Luke touching him as is the way of uncles, there's no real reason I can think of.

>>10742124
don't be a poorfag in the rich man's game threads, fuccboi. go watch the movie or go get a job.

>>10743111
oh no you spoiled the movie for me
you should leave this board forever and celebrate being such an epic troll man

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>implying Poe wasn't the most effay before they shot him into outer space

>>10743162
>the argument that Rey is a Skywalker
Fucking bullshit. Why does everyone think Rey is a Skywalker?

The Force is not necessarily hereditary, fuck.

>>10743177
Poe was the best character in the movie.

>>10743216
Not necessarily but it definitely happens in the movies.

>the force is strong in my family
-Luke Skywalker

>>10743226
I know but I just hate people jump to that conclusion when the new movie says nothing about Rey being related to Skywalker.

Anyways, I think General Hux's fit is on point. Though he does sound a little bit too girly.

>>10742216
cvck

>>10743216
it's not necessarily hereditary, but remember that the Skywalker family as of Anakin on is the only Jedi that's had children in a long time (if it ever happened before) since they're all about abstinence and stuff. seeing as we already have 2 confirmed descendants that're force-sensitive, it would make sense to assume there might be a hereditary correlation

tl;dr don't be fucking retarded and take a bio course or something

>>10735940
This.

ive never seen a star wars movie but that sith lord shit is effay man

>>10739754
fat legs

>>10743111
Edgiest thing I've seen all day

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>>10739754
If she is the real main character of this entire series I'm not watching another movie. Her scenes were all painful to watch and not even Disney can tell me that a weak little girl is cool.