16 things DUDES need to stop wearing in 2016
i really want to get hired by buzzfeed, make an article about how donald trump is clearly the best presidential candidate, bernie sanders is a cuck and hillary is a bitch, just to see how many people would get "triggered" into stroking out.
I don't even like trump, but people who use buzzfeed are the worst.
>Wearing a fucking tie bar doesn’t make you look classy or well-dressed. Unless you’re going to put the time and money into the tailoring required to look actually as good as Roger Sterling, save yourself the attempt. You’re not comfortable in that costume and everyone can tell.
>Why don’t you just: Start with the simplest two-button suit you can afford, without all the bullshit accessories.
This guy can get fucked. While he's making a point - some people go way the fuck overboard with their first suit - tie bars are an awesome accessory that has a good functional purpose. Also you shouldn't be wearing a suit unless it's been tailored extensively anyway, so if you're gonna toss out the tie bar you might as well throw away the suit with it.
(That said, the rest of the article is less stupid and more just obnoxious)
As much as I hate buzzfeed, he's right about a few things
guys I am about to lose my mind about this skinny jean shit
it's all I know from my high school punk indie era
I'm now more muscular and mature. and I know my ASOS super skinny jeans looks childish and hideous.
I like skinny fit but they always end up skintight.
where should I look?
This fit is fucking fire. The dude who wrote this is probably fat and short and can't pull off most of these trends and is mad also... WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE
>Pants tucked into fucking boots
the guy looks like this, do you really think he has any idea at all about fashion beyond garbage like "match yur shoes 2 ur belt"
if their chart was to scale to the 1 like bar the amount of dislikes to the article wouldn't have fit my screen
Color me surprised, but I agree with nearly every point.
Bent jeans and pants look stupid and should definitely go out of existence.
The one thing that I disagree is joggers. Good solid colored joggers (black or gray) are comfy while going with pretty much any outfit.
That being said, multicolored patterned joggers need to die
Skinny jeans are great because they trigger "average" girls
I love walking down the street and knowing that the average roastie whore couldn't wear my jeans, while I would need a fucking belt to wear hers without them falling down. And I'm not even a waif like some of you guys, I'm a 32 waist
Stop dressing like a girl, just like mulan be a man nigga
You now have a muscular physique and do not have to rely on a shitty whole look of being a skinny looking bitch with ambiguous gender, you can actually just pull off being urself
JUST B U R CELF NIGGA
>Pants tucked into boots
>Skin tight jeans
Yeah nah. this list is fucking shit
i cant believe i actually agree with buzzfeed on most of these
how the fuck do you agree with this point. this is literally 'don't wear a pant that fits your profile, wear mall-tier baggy shit to appease my feminist attack on masculinity ahhh#killallmen'
last time i checked the length of your pants rise doesnt affect the fit through the legs at all
the low rise ones in the pic are baggier anyway i dont really know what youre getting at
well the back pocket placement on low rise jeans is also usually pretty different, imo in a rather unflattering way
also by inspecting the fabric for spandex content
true, that isn't the greatest comparison
try this pic instead
Can we get a summary, pastebin, or mirror? I don't want to feed buzzfag with my views.
>wanting joggers to go away
Pathetic and pleb as fuck. Author of this blog confirmed for thinking menswear is attractive.
>“Crutching” or “pegging” is when dudes actually take the time to fold their cuffs in a way that makes them tight around the ankle, like joggers, to show off sneakers. It is the height of unnecessary affectation.
i think he means bending
gotta admit though, the proportions look pretty goofy from the side
Doesn't pegging mean fucking a dude in the ass with a strap-on
this is the white male b-list celebrity starter pack circa 2010
its fucking garbage
>maybe the hate towards skinny or tight jeans is because fat fashion bloggers can't wear them?
yes, you're the only person in the entirety of /fa/ who has ever thought this, it is in no way the go-to response to someone when they poke fun at your twinky stick legs
Some of the shit was on point like wearing tapered jeans instead of joggers, ironic tees and pinrolls, but for the future buzzfeed is pretty retarded, they make pro gay shit and claim women and men should be held to the same standards, it's all hipster bull shit, fuck all that shit.
The hypocrisy is real.
For most of the year I live in the city, do my shopping at a compact grocery store on the edge of the commercial area, between 5 and 7 most men shopping are probably in suits. You know they're dressed for business not 'class' though so obviously I'm not disagreeing with your basic point. It doesn't look out of place like it would in a suburban supermarket though.
Only things I disagree with are
>no boot tuck
>no skin-tight jeans
If you are relatively skinny and are wearing slim-enough pants so that there aren't significant bulges above the boot (from either your pants or your calves themselves), then tucking your pants into your boots is more than acceptable. Even a slightly slouchy (but not messy) boot-tuck is better than letting your boots swim in your jeans.
As for skin-tight jeans, you really need the build for it. But if you have it, then I'd say go for it. That list was basically #menswear-oriented anyway, so they're not going to go for the SLP look.
>3. Pants tucked into your fucking boots.
>5. “Crutched” fucking jeans.
I do these...should I really stop? I tuck in nike SFBs and it is around winter time and I pinroll my jeans sometimes
author probably thinks these fat people jeans are the best things ever
That isn't even a newsboy cap, it's a sport cap. Newsboy is wider and has 6-8 panels on top.
And fuck baseball caps. At least newsboys don't mess up your hair the way baseball caps do.
Always have worn skin tight jeans, always will hehe sorry pear shaped brahs
>dont wear a driving cap and let everyone know you're at least trying to be fashionable mature individual
>wear a trashy baseball cap and assure everyone that you are mentally 12 years old and you really couldn't be bothered to even make an effort
Can we at least 2000% agree on this? I'm from LA, and for some reason you see this on West Hollywood gays a lot, which flags them as people who actually have no idea how to dress well
weskits are dumb unless done right, and they are not done right in the vast majority of fits - and even if they are put together in a good fit, a lot of the time the weskits don't even have the right proportions to work properly anyway so they are best avoided unless you know EXACTLY what you're doing
also what the fuck is that guy doing wearing a tie with casual plaid shirt
>accidentally bought skinny jeans
>i look passable in it
seems like i didn't fuck up like i should've
I'll probably never stop wearing black skinny jeans, simple because women love it. My gf loves it and qtpis are mirin' my butt and legs all the time.
They shouldn't be crazy tight though and you shouldn't wear them if you can't pull it off.
That's a good way to describe not only the rating system but the entire site actually
No one in this thread is complaining about menswear or scarves, we are laughing at OP's asinine obsession with pants he's not fit enough to wear.
These people tell me how to dress?
What's wrong with skinny fit jeans? What's wrong with joggers? What's wrong with tucked pants?
>Unless there is 6-plus inches of snow on the ground, there’s absolutely no reason to do this except to look like an affected twat.
Well no fucking shit, that's fashion. It doesn't have to have reasons.
>Well no fucking shit, that's fashion. It doesn't have to have reasons.
Yeah, I agree. The author of that buzzfeed list is an idiot, as are anyone else who makes "hurr what's the point of X" arguments to fashion.
If people want to make this "function over form" argument, then they should just wear simple pullovers with pants, all made with undyed fabrics.
skinny jeans will always be fine
if you wanna adventure into slim or even regular fit, just try to keep proportions in mind. might need to look up inspo for a while until you get the sense of it.
also try playing with cuffing or slightly hemmed pants. a problem with looser fitting pants is that they might look frumpy and shapeless if left to stack w/ the wrong outfit but i find that cropping the length gives your legs some shape and helps accentuate your footwear for better/worse. might not be for everyone though
Oh, my bad. The author of that list linked to this under his "low rise jeans" section, also by the same author. It's here that he mentions Mitt Romney:
All off these shitty pieces just blended together in my head.
Psh, joggers have been around for decades.
Speaking of: w2c paint-splattered joggers on the left?
I see it as just the equivalent of supermarket tabloids, but in online form.
My point is that yes, a lot of people read this garbage - but lots of people have been reading supermarket tabloids for ages.
There are still good sites out there, though most of these are some online outlet for existing, established print media.
>the proportions look pretty goofy from the side
get your eyes checked.