How to dress to attract these girls

>>10722302
All over SF / East bay also

I'm thinking kuk martens, a denim jacket, tea shades to start out with.

Inspo would be appreciated

>>10722302
Try your best to look and act like Kurt Cobain, drugs are a must.

>>10722312
Will (dude) weed (lmao) suffice or do i have to go full junkie?

Find out where the after hours parties / clubs are at

Have lots of coke

Normcore / neo-irony / stealth stunting

Also these girls are 1 level above basics get some standards son

eww

>>10722302
dress dadcore because they all have daddy issues

also be 10/10 alpha chad with successful career and loads of money

>>10722369
Slow down there buddy, I just want to dress like them, not adopt the whole degenerate lifestyle

Doesn't anyone have some inspo?

>>10722302
idk join a band and get a faggy haircut

maybe get some black metal tees

fuck or try just having a personality

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fucking normies

>>10722302
I have a friend who is exactly who you're describing down to every detail, and she said once that the band the Garden dress exactly how boys should dress

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>>10722302
who is the trouser arouser on the far right

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>>10722302
Have you actually ever fucked one, though?

Lemme spoil the fun: pretentiousness carries over into the bedroom. All of a sudden their body issues kick in full force, their selfishness comes out, and they end up coming off as extremely inept. Most girls like that don't even enjoy it because they're so worried about how they look/their body/whatever that they are too nervous to feel any sort of stimulation. Even when they do "try," it's the laziest, most un-athletic, most fucking unsatisfying fucking ever. They don't know how to move or to fuck at all, and generally end up in various positions involving laying around hugging pillows (remember, they aren't exactly the exercising type, so physical effort won't be something they're amenable to). Then they'll usually have the audacity to act like they are ~good in bed~ because they wore pretty lingerie or something.

>>10722428
Obviously not or I wouldn't have made this thread. Thanks for the heads up but I think I'll decide for myself :^)

>>10722302

how you dress actually has little or nothing to do with it.

just go to the show and make it clear that you like to smoke weed. You must also have weed for them to smoke, and you must be able to keep up with them and also be able to have sex high.

that's pretty much it.

honestly anon its pretty easy to have a weed girlfriend, aka, a woman of no redeeming qualities other than being a wet hole who likes to do your drugs for "free".

i wouldn't recommend it though, because weed actually is a gateway drug, no matter what those libtard hippies tell you, and those sorts of girls will always fuck you over because they're dumb and can't be trusted.

>>10722412
W2C that jacket tho?

>>10722428
retweet desu senpai

just say you're a feminist.

>>10722428
>Have you actually ever fucked one, though?

Have you? I do like you as a trip dude but those tumblr pseudo hipster types are crazy in bed, which I can only assume is from various issues that makes them do anything to be liked. They'll do whatever it takes to please you but can also be equally selfish. They're worth it though.

Requesting the the version of feels guy in the corner of a party as a burger kid. Please tell me someone has it

>>10722587
This, right here. I lost my virginity to one of these type of girls and she did unspeakable things to me.

>>10722389
just wear what mac demarco wears

aka go buy shit at thrift stores

>I want to fuck one

just admit you actually like the style and want people to think you're a hipster no need for the tumblrina excuse

>>10722587
It's hit or miss. In my experience...miss lol

>>10722380
/thread

>>10722302
if u want the bitches ya gotta be hesh ya stupid filthy cuck.

if u wanna fuck a south cali girl ur gonna have to start skating and be hesh cuz bitches love hesh boys u fuckin pussy

There's only one way – be ripped.

Trigger her daddy issues. Project safety, masculinity. Be self-confident, make them feel sheltered.

If you're under 6' and not fit as fuck then you have no game.

>>10722587
doing whatever you want them to do isn't being crazy in bed. that's typical female behaviour with no personality or interests of her own. they're still faking orgasms so

>>10722369
the majority of these girls are completely straight edged or get hammered off one blue moon. smoking a spliff and talking about how much more sophisticated they are than their peers and the new 21 pilots album is the futhest they'll ever delve into the world of drugs.

>>10722428
just another lying autistic trip fag

>>10722710
>It's hit or miss. In my experience...miss lol
I think more or less this. I can easily see girls like that being crazy good in bed, but my experience has been anything but.

naked

>>10722351
weed is perfect. smoke debilitating, traumatizing amounts in public.

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>>10722532
This is probably the only good example in this entire thread of what type of guys OPs girls in pic would go for. They don't want a bunch of fags dressed like 13 year olds in bathing ape, or too slacker core where they look like losers. It's obvious the girls have some style and they expect their man to be the same.
>tfw I love In silverlake, Capitol of these kinda bitches

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>>10722412
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>>10722422

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this girl's driving me crazy. maybe it's the hair. can't get enough.

>>10722412
I want this so bad. how do I get this, goddamn. what bit of the US is this?

>>10724705
Oregon / Washington for sure.

>>10722302
emulate the style of the shitty garage punk musicians they see

>>10724618
>pre-pubescent emma watson

1. docs/vans/chucks
2. cuffed jeans/pants
3. band t's/plain t's tucked into shirt
4. tattoos
5. ????
6. profit

>>10722781
Everything you said is right except for being ripped. I know a lot of girls like this, and they want tall, not that muscular, pretty boys. Decent style would help too, but confidence and looks is the main thing.

>>10722418

Am I hallucinating or did they vertically mirror each other's fits?

>>10722598
>>10722587
>>10722428

>inexperienced losers overapply insular one-off hookups

you guys literally have no idea. try getting your asshole licked or having your girl puke on your cock and keep sucking

sheltered losers baka

>>10722532
whats your steam name senpai??? lets play cs or cyber

>>10724478
kek

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>>10722302
What is with these threads popping up? I feel like most of you guys see these people as manic pixie dream girls or something. I'm not going to bother discussing how these girls aren't dating material as you didn't ask for that, but I will agree with some other posters that these girls aren't worth fucking either.

>>10722428
>>10722587
I think you're both kind of right. Bateman has it pretty spot down for a portion of these girls. From my experience, the ones who suck in bed are usually more insecure/inexperienced but will probably treat you better. The ones who are crazy in bed are also crazy in the head, usually have daddy issues and will certainly find ways to fuck you over/manipulate you/add unnecessary drama to your life. The problem with these girls is that their entire identity is based upon a contrived image. People who are mature grow past this kind of shit, so your options are between immature inexperienced girls or older, crazier ones. If you want someone good to fuck then find some normie who actually works on their body or a girl who dresses decently but doesn't look like a high schooler tumblrina (see pic related)

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>>10722395
If you still really want to fuck these girls then you should listen to these guys. Be decently fit, join a band and be skinny enough for some face gains. Wear thrift store shit but mix it with expensive stuff. The key is looking as good as possible while making it look like you're not putting in any effort. Note that if you're in a popular local band, you can look like a piece of shit and still fuck these girls. Don't listen to anyone saying to be Chad and get ripped and all that bullshit. While these girls might secretly want to fuck Chad, they're obsessed with their image and who they go home with depends on who their friends would approve of. Most of them are secretly lesbians anyway.

>>10724618
>>10725025
Fat as fuck face. She looks terrible, I don't know what you guys are thinking.

>>10725429
>>10722428


stop trying to label a group of girl from just fucking a couple of them,

i have fucked all kinds of girls that act like yall describe.

i can make up a bunch of bullshit like yall if i wanted to.

grow the fuck up

>>10725454
>yall
fuck off hick

>>10725563
>hick
back to 07 general for you

>>10722307
Kek Martins are necessary, along with an oversized sweatshirt and very skinny jeans
>>10723178
21 pilots? More like Grimes

>>10722351
Full junkie for faster gaimz

>>10725429
>Fat as fuck face. She looks terrible, I don't know what you guys are thinking.
I fap to cuckold porn and yet I'm not as mentally impaired as you are.

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>>10725429
>all these bitter assumptions

kek

>>10725454
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>>10725429
what do you think of the guys going for a slacker core look? since it's basically tumblr core fashion for guys, slacker core must make them just as insufferable as these girls right?

>>10722302
>smoke cigarettes to look cool edgy
>see shitty garage punk shows through their phone cameras to post pics of on Instagram
>have at least once dyed their hair blue or pink, probably have a tattoo as well
>browse tumblr
>listen to mainstream pop punk / emo, meme rap, whatever burger records puts out

All of the above sounds fucking terrible. Why would you want such a vapid, vain and shallow cunt? How old are you, twelve? Or are you looking for someone who is exactly like you in every regard? Smoking cigarettes to look edgy, Jesus fucking Christ.

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Dated a girl like that for like 2 months. She was super fucking boring, wouldnt put down her phone, couldnt stop taking pictures of eeeeverything. Super selfish and either really fucking clingy or would only use 1 word answers. Fuck them hoes.

>>10726827
>are you looking for someone who is exactly like you in every regard
yes.

>>10725429
>The problem with these girls is that their entire identity is based upon a contrived image.
I've never thought of this before. What do these people do when their trend is over?

>>10727031
you guys sound really dumb analyzing things these girls do when most of the time it comes down to the fact that they simply like it and do what they want. it's really not that deep.

>>10722302
>look below

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>>10726847
>>10726847
>>10726847

They're all over new york as well.
Dont do it anon, run from them, stay as far away as you can