SHIA THREAD >nike cortez is the new SFB edition

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>>10703266

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>>10703267
BUZZCUT IS BACK IN SEASON BOYS

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>>10703270

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>>10703282

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>>10703266
how is he so perfect brehs?

>>10703278
>regular black bubble tea
B A S E D _ T A S T E
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>>10703283

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>>10703453

Stop trying to milk this ngas balls and get yer own fn style

>>10703440
>ACTUALLY Saying "basedtaste"
i legitimately cringed.
Shia us by far the largest circlejerk on the board.
Just admit youre gay. He wears the same pants all the time+memeboots+random thrifted t... You just want to look at his skinny legs and lack of bulge (hence hideous gf)
Admit you are gay

>>10703395
damn hes gotten huge

>>10703453
why does he look like a chicken on that picture

>>10703461
what kind of boots? military issue, i assume, but anyone know the specific style?

>same height as Shia, same lower body, same torso.
Should I go Shiacore?

>>10703721

>should i go shiacore

ofc, what kind of silly question is that

>>10704043
Because Shia meme will be dead in 2 months.

>>10703611
crossin the road

>>10703721
just be your self, man

>>10704141
Hahahaha underrated

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>>10703601
black bubble tea is good, tho

>>10703282
Lol, I work some shitty manual labor job and I look like that when I get off work

>>10704225
Oh really? MBUT MUH MEMEBEWTSZ THUR SA KUMPFEH

>shia secretly sponsored by nike
>gets pic taken in a bunch of nikes
>a bunch of kids go out and buy nikes to be like shia
>nike jews profit
>you all fell for it
>kek

>>10703440
>implying honeydew milk tea or taro doesn't btfo black milk tea

anon pls

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>>10704449
>honeydew milk tea or taro

Too much artificial crap

It's not actual honeydew it comes out of a plastic container...

>>10704425
>buying clothes
>supporting the jewish regime
NOODIST BEACHU was right all along

>>10704242
post fit pic

>>10703461
ID on the t-shirt? w2c

>>10704049
Thats what people said 2 months ago

>>10704425
Or, get this, they genuinly like his style

>>10704633
You talking bout the hentai m8?

>>10703721
Get fit first, else you'll look like the average homeless fag

>>10705005
are you joking? it's literally just a plain red t-shirt. Why does it matter where it's from? What part of that shirt is so amazing to you that you want to cop that exact one?

>>10703274
>>10703282
>>10703461
>>10703395
It actually bothers me how every t-shirt he wears is too small for him. Seriously, couldn't he just buy one size larger? Or set his dryer on cool cycle? Isn't that uncomfortable?

>>10703715
nike sfb

>>10705033
The sleeves have the perfect lenght. The same for the neck hole. Not kidding. w2c.

>>10705038
They are just the right size for him what are you talking about. It's not uncomfortable if you are fit

>>10705055
I'm talking about how if he raised his arms above his head, you could see his belly button. That is too small. Also being fit like Shia (muscular build) means you have MORE body mass and muscle, meaning you need MORE room in your t-shirt.

>>10705070
Oh ok. Yes, you have a point there, less motion range if you want to keep civil and don't show your gut.

On the other hand, the guy is clearly awared that someone is going to take pics of him, and maybe he is aiming precisesly at that?

Maybe even he hired the photographer himself?

>>10704242
This.

>>10704425
>secretly
>literally made a viral video of him screaming JUST DO IT!!!!!

>>10703715
actually, they are nike boots. Only around $140 if im correct

>>10706191

truuuueee shieet I didn't even think about that man

shit is real, hail corporate

>>10706191

mindblown


i dont want to be human anymore, who wanyts to make a suicide party (:

>>10706372
anon I went to sleep, are you kill?

did you become an hero because of the shispiracy?

>>10703274
>>10703267
JUST

I have the biggest mancrush on Shia. I can't stop looking at pictures of him. Fuck lads

>>10705038
his shirts fitting the way they do is what makes his fits good you autist

what's shia's height/weight?

body goals

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>>10709226
5'7" 140lb.

basically as manlets we have learned the best way to look masculine is to get sorta buff and wear our clothes skintight/shirts intentionally TOO SHORT, to make our bodies look relatively bigger and more substantial, versus bigger clothes which make us look drowned out small skinny manboys. usually only on tall guys do t-shirts end up looking cropped at the waist like that, so by wearing super short T shirts, it gives us the ILLUSION OF LANK (as in lanky, you retards)

pic is me at 5'7 130 in 2009 wearing some skintight hot topic jeans and boots

yes i am dressed to induce maximum punch-me feelings from you faggots

>>10703266
I don't get the hype, you can look cool in anything if you're very handsome

>>10709406
true but shias look is especially aesthetically pleasing. I think its the young german/irish look that does it.

>>10703453
damn that's a nice fit

>>10709398
>sorta buff

not even close

>get cortezes for that comfort
>enter wrong neighborhood
"where you from puto"
>get jumped and robbed
Fuck Nike

need more shia

thank u based paparazzi