How can I get the Joseph Stalin haircut without showing my barber

>>10635259
Even if he is German and Jewish, there is no way he should recognize this as Joseph Stalin. Without the taxi cab mustache nobody ever could.

Plus if he still finds Joseph Stalin to be offensive, fuck him.

But if you're really worried then just black out the eyes and say you got the pic from some hipster tumblr account.

>>10635259
Sergio Ramos had the exact haircut

Why does this exact question get asked so often?

>>10635259
2b84me

>>10635288
bc some ppl find it funny

>>10635295
oh...

>>10635259
but that's not fucking stalin that's gavrilo princip, the bosnian-serb revolutionary who assassinated archduke franz ferdinand and his wife, starting world war I

>>10635311
um

>>10635259
>My Barber is half German half Jewish
Stalin is not Hitler

>>10635320
oh shit maybe then it actually is stalin
i'm too mortified to check now ;-;

>>10635331
:^)

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what stalin actually looked like

>>10635399
>How can I get this haircut without showing it to my barber? My Barber is half German half Muslim

>>10635399

so same as >>10635259 but a thicker stache and no beard?

Just show him a pic of Sergio Ramos

>>10635421
Not really

>>10635288
Because he looked great.

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>>10635311

>>10636600
this guys hair/stache combo is fiyah tobh faam

might ask for this instead

>>10635399
would still bang

I asked my barber for "The Dzerzhinsky" last time I went in for a cut.