whats a nice effay drink i can order without looking too much

Gin and tonic

get classics dude

gin for clear, bourbon for anything else.

both "in", simple, and not pretentious.

jacks & coke m8

Learn how to wine

>>10633480
underage b& sorry m7o

COSMO

>>10633479
I'd say g&t for gin
Old-fashioned for bourbon

Jack and coke is all right, but a bit too sweet to be /fa/.

I fucking hate how people consider it tryhard or even "fedora" to drink whiskey or brandy neat. Some people legitimately like it that way - myself included. I like strong, bitter tastes, and I like how warm it is.

Dry martini. Just not the "shaken not stirred" nonsense.

milk and rootbeer

>>10633465
>i dont wanna tip the bartender
Drink at home then.

>>10633497
Old Fashions are made with rye.

Virgin screwdriver

Bourbon Old Fashion

Rye Manhattan

Negroni

Gin Martinis

>>10633506ndSEn
It can be made with bourbon or rye. I like it with either.

>>10633513
What's in a gin martini? G&T has been my drink for years but it's becoming more and more effeminate imo.

>>10633541

gin and dry vermouth

>>10633521
Your loss.

>>10633465
vodka with zero coke

I always go for scotch and dry or beer

>>10633465
vodka+redbull

>>10633607
i drank that when i was 14, fk off m8

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>>10633607

Vodka soda.

Mojito.

>people in this thread pretending to like gin

That shit is disgusting familie

only someone who is beyond salvation would create this thread in the first place so just order straight everclear to get it over with

G&T or Vodka & Tonic 2bh

>>10633465
T-red.

>>10633465
malt liquor

Old Fashioned.

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>>10633481

>ordering wine at a bar

cringe worthy but anybody one bourbon one scotch and one beer(ipa for me)
>inb4 thorogood sucks

>>10634885
Seconding this.
Not macho-bullshit nor effeminate. Simple yet still goes wildly under the radar for most.

I always drink Campari Soda. I just like the taste.
Is it effay? Probably, because Italy.

>>10633465
>i dont wanna tip the bartender
So edgy.

>>10633513
>ONE NIGGA-RONI P-PLEASE

Y'all niggas didnt even mention Amaretto Sours

>>10633465
appletini.
We all know you're a fag.

>>10635190
>a flavourless alcoholic beverage mixed with water
no thanks.

Sazerac, Old Fashioned, Martini, expensive gin and tonic...

vodka shots
if you must, chase with water

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>>10633504
>milk at a bar

>not drinking smirnoff 100 proof and smoking after every shot

its like you people want to live and have a good time

The Negroni is the new Old Fashioned, mark my words.

>>10633541

A martini is a way to drink a glass of strait booze and have people think it's classy.

Fuck martinis.

Absynth shots

>>10633497
Honestly hate the taste of alcohol but I drink whiskey neat exclusively for the image

>>10636387
you don't look cool as you cringe with every sip, fuccboi

>>10633465
I drink gin and tonics
>>10633541
Then get a double. If that's getting too much ask for a triple in a short glass.

ITT: People posting on what to drink based on what others think.

kek

Drink what you like. If you happen to like girly drinks like OP, then so be it.

>>10635264
but JD wasn't a fag...

bleach

W H I S K E Y S O U R

scotch & soda

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>>10633506
>>10633497
I make my old fashioned with Makers. :^)

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>>10633501
>mfw people fall for this nonsense
>if you're just getting a martini I shake it anyway
>anyone that asks for it stirred, ever
>martinis are just gin or vodka and vermouth
>people that like it "super extra dirty" (and occasionally give me a look that they think is mildly sexual) are just trying not to taste vodka or gin with their olive juice
>we laugh at you when you go away

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>>10634885
>>10635190
I prefer vodka tonic nowadays, actually. tonic is pretty great, and subtle enough that I don't feel like I'm sipping something mixed
>>10634914
this, 100% of the time

>>10636518

>badly dressed autist serves mediocre drinks
>we laugh it as him as we go about our lives as he cleans some guys pubes out of a beer mug

L I I T
I
I
T

Idk, judge me. But I'm the one with the great tasting drink, not you

>>10633465
Hennessey

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>>10636529
>all of these hefty implications
>we
>you probably don't go to a bar at all, and you probably don't even have friends that would be comfortable being seen outside with you
>implying all of your friends aren't on the internet

>>10634914
i'd say the same about tequila

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>>10634914
>>10636524
Hogarth pls leave.

I like gin. I like strong, bitter tastes - to the point where even something tasting like pine needles kind of appeals to me.

I wouldn't take shots of gin, though. Only gin and tonic or gin martinis, really.

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>>10636598
I'm a sissy though, I don't drink too many liquors, handy rocks margaritas (or even huossongs on its own) is fine, vodka drinks are fine, but I make a face when I have to try a drink made with gin. haven't had one I liked yet, and none of my bartending friends appreciate it either.

probably along that same train of thought that makes people like IPAs. aquired taste, unless you like that hefty bitter thing, though I'm not sure what the appeal is in trialing gin until you end up liking it


I seriously can't imagine liking bitter-tasting things at all

>>10633465
>worrying if a drink is /fa/

just order what you like....

i like most whiskeys so i just ask what they have and get a glass. simple and easy

>>10633465
old fashioneds are pretty tasty, order with bulliet rye (bullet), my go to usually

I like to drink Sea Breezes ; 3;

>>10633465
Don't be a cheap piece of shit. Order something basic and tip a dollar a drink.

>>10633465

gin ton

whiskey on the rocks

or even just ask about their beer and have a good beer with a shot of whiskey
that's the go to for just about everyone I know

>>10636392
Imagine drinking juice you don't like. It's not like you're not cringing and gagging. You just don't like the taste at all.

>>10636632
actually tried one with bulliet rye, was pleasantly surprised at the outcome

>>10636655
juice =/= whisky

>>10636664
I'm not comparing whiskey directly to juice m8. I'm trying to explain what it's like to drink something you dislike

I was gifted a bottle of Henessy randomly. How does /fa/ take there cognac?

>>10635297
I don't think you've ever had a good vodka.

It most certainly does have a flavour.

>>10633465
Don't be that guy, man.

Are you at a nice restaurant and having a meal? Try one of their specialty cocktails or maybe - if you can do it without looking like a douche - wine. Most restaurants have pathetic beer offerings, so it's usually not worth your time.

Are you at a dive bar? Beer or some simple dumb shit like a rum and coke. Keep it simple because they are.

Are you at a nicer lounge? Anything of the above or a nicer cocktail.

In other words, just go with whatever makes the most sense and don't overthink it. You really can't glean much from what someone drinks, people who think otherwise are being silly.

>>10636714
Neat, in a proper glass

Warm the glass slightly with your hand as you sip it.

Long island every time

>>10636772
>>10636546
LITs aren't bad. It's better than most sweet cocktails.

>>10636338
I swear I've seen this in every alcohol-related thread on 4chan

I prefer a dark and stormy or a moscow mule or an old fashioned at the bar.

sazerac

sneak in your own bottle of rum/vodka, claim to be a designated driver and get free mixers

objectively most fashionable drink

A 40 oz Old English or nothing

>>10636329
>tfw Margaret is actually kinda qt

>>10636518
>anyone that asks for it stirred, ever
>>martinis are just gin or vodka and vermouth

There is a reason got that.

Vodka is usually shaken because it gets the spirit colder, faster, when compared to stirring.

Gin is stirred because the agitation of shaking gives the spirit a more bitter taste (which is usually undesirable).

>>10633465
half whiskey half vodka in a glass and drink that shit up

>picking drinks based on the level of effayness
fucking plebs

>>10635190
>Not macho-bullshit nor effeminate
This is a binary: if it isn't one, it's the other. And let me tell you, a vodka soda is not manly.

>>10633465
Galliano & ginger ale

>>10636728
Also. Pay attention to how busy it is. My city has a glut of fancy cocktail places—all of which make great cocktails—but don't fucking order something that requires some 10 minute dark ritual when it's a busy weekend night. Save that shit for slow days.

>>10636858
You're hitting the hip cocktails pretty hard.

white russian

>>10635156
Idk, if it's a nice bar/lounge thing they might have a good selection. I usually order champagne but I'm a grill, so it flies just fine.

>>10636757
so, hold the glass?

Honestly, liquor is disgusting. Yeah, I can tell the difference between them all by taste, and rum is by far the easiest to drink, but none of it is particularly good. You have to be in a specific mood to want liquor. Mahbe relaxing with a cigar, but not at a bar. You can't really relax there. Just go for a beer.

>>10637821
Yes, but at the bottom, with your whole palm.

>>10637976
beer is for fuccbois like u
i drink a beer in the loneliness of my home or with friends in a place not a club

>>10633465
Your on /fa/g
Just order a cosmo, your faggot

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PINK SQUIRREL

3/4oz crème de noyaux
3/4oz white crème de cacao
1 1/2 heavy cream
+ some freshly grated nutmeg on top

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>>10633465

Negroni is god-tier summer cocktail.

For winter, just get a nice bourbon rocks or a neat scotch.

>>10633465
I've taken a liking to dark rum and ginger ale, don't say the name of the drink
>Jamaican Mule

>>10633465
cum

I like to chat up the bartender and give him a general idea of what I want, then let him make something to match it. As a note, I'm not an autistic poor faggot like OP.

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>>10636946
she honestly is

>>10638814
Do you want any alcohol with that cream?

>>10639259
those crèmes are actually liqueurs.

>>10639441
I know. That drink is still a lot of cream and sugar, though.

>>10633465
water

>>10633465
Some whiskey longdrinks for a serious mood.
Some fruity longdrinks for a lighter mood.
Other than that just order mineral water.

That's how I do it.

If it's a casual setting I'll have a beer or two and some phenibut.
If I'm going out its cheap vodka shots, cigs and small bumps of ketamine or coke.