How do I dress myself to attract your mothers/sisters pussy?
>>11380516
I need insider information on how to get the puss.
>>11380516
dick owen
well my mom likes kinda old washed up dudes who like dad rock bands like pantera or like the cure or something so I hopefully that gives you a good idea
What can you do with a widows peak hair line besides killing yourself?
Find a way to look good bald, or get a haircut that covers up your widows peak
>>11380484
you can cosplay vegeta
>>11380484
Go prep or wear suits exclusively
w2c decent quality athletic wear, preferably unbranded
nike shorts and a black wifebeater famalia
every day
>>11380233
Zlatan's new clothing line tbqh
>>11380259
>wifebeater
so trashy my man
Are apple watches effay??
>>11380162
>Are apple watches effay??
Is blind consumerism /fa/?
Of course its not
>>11380165
You're on a fashion board.
>>11380162
It doesn't suit me at all. I prefer something with staying power when it comes to watches. I've hung out with someone who was using his watch to check stuff and it was just too present, not to mention that any apple product is intended to be obsolete in a couple of years.
It would be a far better value to buy a new Rolex than to keep yourself stocked with Apple watches for the life of the Rolex.
summer is here boys. do you tan? how to avoid bad tans etc
>not wanting to have perfect pale skin
>>11380167
pale skin is gross, look at every VS model, they are either tan or get tan
>>11380177
agreed.
I am very pale and always wish I could get at least a bit tan, but I only end up freckling and burning.
Never spent more than $150 on shoes, trying to justify the cost of these.
How long will a pair of cps last?
Don't fall for the meme, if you're going to spend that much at least get something unique
could last a month, could last a year
depends on how often and what you do while wearing them
If you're trying to "justify" the purchase, you're not ready to spend that kind of money on any clothing
>>11379930 is right, get something more unique. cps are only worth it if you don't really have to justify their cost or save for months to get them.
There's gotta be some fashionable poorfag alternatives to UNIQLO or H&M, what are they? American Apparel is too expensive!
thrift stores
stop hating on my full Uniqlo outfit :^(
>>11379885
This
Don't think you can actually get cheaper than H&M in all seriousness price wise
Are wearing sunglasses at night such a crime?
I just like wearing my shades.
>>11379849
iktfb
except for me it's wearing them indoors during the day
only acceptable if you are doing it to watch someone weave then breathe their story lines
>>11379849
What are you, black?
alright lads, lets talk thom.
recently bought a second hand shirt off of grailed and have been thinking about what to buy later on off of ssense.
anyone have any casual thom inspo?
kids size TNSIL on grown ass man
okay
>>11379809
what the fuck is this thread lol. I like thom browne alot but would never buy anything from the brand other than the shoes
>>11379809
>that piping
would you buy anything from my fashion line?
just starting out so i barely have anything
fmclothing.ca
>>11379762
Id wear it for free
>>11379762
Get more on body shots of your clothes m8. The product shots don't really do the clothes justice. Just my opinion though.
>>11379773
thnx m8
Should I? I'm a poorfag so I need an alternative to common projects, and I don't wanna buy meme smiths
stay in your lane. why do poorfags always have to be poverty of the mind too? you have internet access. get learned.
sage
>>11379678
Don't buy that shit
When I owned Common projects Achilles I literally thought of how clonable the sneaker is and how dumb of me to spend $300 on a pair of shoes that look the same like 20x pairs.
In all honesty cop any other sneaker that was an alternative because I prefer those over the CPs in terms of cost and actual functionability
RIP your feet if you do
>summer job at paper mill
>if you dont dress dadcore ur a faget
>finally give in and buy some baggy khaki shorts and dockers polos from thrift store
fuck wisconsin
>push trolleys for a living
>have to wear hi-vis vest and shitty uniform
>want to get a job involving manual labor to avoid human interaction as much as possible
>no one wants to hire a twig
>teach at university
>student dresses better than me on first day of class
Does anyone have any experience buying Asos' own brand. I'm considering buying their chelsea boots for a wedding (might even return them afterwards).
I don't want to break the bank and I can't think of any "budget" chelseas, any suggestions would be appreciated.
imo, the lowest price point of shoes actually worth buying will be $200 USD. That means meermin, story et fall, jack erwin, etc. You could get shoes of similar or better quality used for ~$100 if you look smart.
if all you have is fifty bucks, save it for something better
>>11379545
I have bought three different ASOS brand shoes all which have been pretty bad, the loafers were the only ones I could wear for a little bit. Just my experience though.
>>11379545
Pretty decent for the price. Just get them. You'll probably like them.
cop or not thread
>>11379063
there is a thread already
delete this and dnc
???
Is there any good streetwear in XXL size ?
>>11378989
I'm not saying this to be an edgy 4chaner but most fashion companies try not to appeal to the fatties.
Don't take this the wrong way but why don't you just lose weight instead?
>>11379119
OP might be a gigantic black guy, hence his interest in a lowbrow yet expensive aesthetic