Why are voluptuous christmas cake office ladies the best?

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Because ass.

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But how are their dragon slaying skills?

Every single OL/cake/MILF-drawing artist think being a mature woman means big breasts and huge ass. It's not how human body works.

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Anon.

>>1911444
I want to tongue bath her sweaty body.

>>1911443
No one thinks that, you idiot. That's just what a lot of people like.

>>1911443
>fantasy should be restricted to reality
Well aren't you just a barrel of fun?

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I want to sniff an office lady butt.

>>1911443
They're supposed to be grown women, and what are grown women usually supposed to have?
Large breasts and wider hips
checkm8 atheists

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Can christmas cakes love other christmas cakes?

>>1911450
That shit is illegal senpai.

>>1911450
Only if they squeeze a shota in between them.

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>>1911440
Because they know what they want

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>>1911442
Now I want to watch a anime version of the dragon's den

>>1911450
>Two lonely women in their late 20s
>Both career-driven gogetters who never really paid attention to men
>They're starting to feel lonely, but have no idea where to start picking up young men
>They try bars but they don't like the sleazy mood and have no idea how to approach young men in the first place
>They decide to "practice" with eachother, just to dull the pain until a good man comes along

>>1911443
that's how it should work
and that's what 2D is all about

>>1911453
I'd impregnate her right then and there.

>/a/ mod moves the thread here
>Even left a friendly note in the dead thread that it's moved here.
T-thanks mod.

>>1911459
and of course it instantly dies

>>1911477
>and of course it instantly dies
You need to get used to the way /e/ works. /e/ takes time.

>>1911483
no this happens every time a thread gets moved here from /a/

so it might as well get moved to /trash/ or deleted outright for the same effect

>>1911487
>21 replies
>7 images
Well, gee, I wonder why they die.

>>1911499
And so I wonder why mods keep moving them here.

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Gundam really profited from adding one.

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>>1911440
- They're hot
- They're experienced, so they know what they're doing
- They have a high sex drive
- They're willing and able to take care of you, buy you things, and spoil you
- They like to be in control, so you can lie back and look pretty while you let her take the lead
- They give you the thrill of being a trophy for them
- They probably have unfulfilled maternal urges, so they'll give you lots of love, nurturing, and gentle dominance

>>1914558
Forgot one: They're sexually aggressive, so you get to enjoy the thrill of being pursued rather than being the one who does the pursuing.

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>>1911440
Because if you go on a date, she is usually the one to pay for it. She can also afford a nice restaurant.

>>1911443

they're unimaginative obviously

this is unfortunately very much how the human mind works, when it is put to the task of making lots of visual art on a given topic; most of the art will come out looking bland and samey, even if there is already a huge batch of bland art out already that shows everybody exactly what to avoid

doing something new is hard I guess, and many many artists are highly willing to settle for mediocrity over and over and over

>>1911534
Two of them actually.

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>>1911534

2 mechanics fuck each other beyond repair

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>>1914558

>>1917282
Honestly, I think a younger submissive boyfriend is probably a better solution for that than actually having a child. She can act out all her nurturing urges without having to deal with the downsides of parenthood and child care getting in the way of her career.

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>>1918165

She does fuck a younger submissive guy though

>>1918176
What is this from?

>>1918748

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/673161/712eb91105/

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What they look like when they remove the tailored suit.

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I suppose they could use their wealth to take you to the best love hotel. I have heard that the Hello Kitty suite in Osaka is the best love hotel.

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>>1911440
Not really. Bigger is not always better.

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Maybe the excitement is having sex in an office complex without getting caught. Under a desk? A janitor's supply closet? The parking lot, inside her expensive car?

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because

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>>1920982
>I know you've been checking me out, anon.
>Don't be shy... I'm not mad.
>You didn't think I planned a late shift with you to do work, did you?
>That time I dropped those papers in front of your desk? Not an accident.
>This... isn't... either.

I ain't lettin' /e/'s best thread die