Plz help photoshop masters of 4chan

and uhh it is All solid Red oak joined by mortise and tenon,with legs turned on a CNC lathe.Finished with chestnut stain,wipe on polyurethane and beeswax

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>>777279

I did make a cropped version of the photo but I do like the size of the backround

and i dont like the floor register and electrical outlet

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have some fog

Thank you sir :'D All i ever wanted.

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>>777296
improved

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Quick and dirty.

This isn't even my final form.

ball

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>>777338

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4 u.

>>777349
>To lazy
>Mesita.jpg
Juan please

This is a quality thread.

Lol thank you guys.I actually have no photoshop skill,thats why I asked.Well done

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Better?

This thread is gold

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>>777363
You're the man now, dog!

Bahahaha you cheeky motherfuckers.The dozens of garbage,too good bro.

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>>777279
wrong thread bro try /r/

>>777421
2spooky

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>>777448

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!!!

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>>777470
My sides are in space right now!

hahahahaha these are all so well done,I cant imagine the time that went into them.The funniest ones though were the bags of garbage,and the other table with garbage on top and juxtaposed floor register.You guys all deserve jobs in visual effects, I salute you

that rug really ties the room together

>>777470
hahaha fuck

>>777349
ebig meme, Pedro.

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>>777279
I made this.

>>777583
Oldfag detected

>>777446
Hearty lol

>>777279
I'm glad that you recognized us as the Photoshop masters, instead of, say, >>>/gd/, >>>/g/, >>>/p/, or >>>/wg/ (not to mention all the anime boards that have constant shooping threads)...

No, but truly, this board is better for this thread's existence.

>>777381
>>777385

hehehehe

>>778219
fake, shadows don't match

>>778227
course it's fake, it's the moon landing!

Best thread on /diy/ for a long time ,God speed 4chan

>>778250
Ha!

THANK YOU FOR THIS THREAD

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>>777307
>>777414
>>778219

>>778250
I always said it was that shitty chair!

>>777657
Underrated post

Lol Thank you so much guys,I laughed too hard at this shit.I have never been on 4chan before so I had no idea where to post my request,but I'm glad I posted here and you guys are my heroes.I should stop replying before I become addicted to 4chan
Kthxbye

>>778456
2deep2me

>>778469
>>778464
>>778479
This is the only reason I still come on 4chan.

Why don't we have someone having sex with that table yet?

>>778505
Because this is not /b/. Our minds operate at a (slightly) higher level of sophistication.

I hope you can join us one day.

>>777381
impressive.

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>>778506
/b/ or not, this is still 4chan

>>778506
See
>>778509

>>778506
There is shit with stars, that means we are at least as low as /sci/.
How low can you go?

>>778515
You mean, anonymous always delivers.

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Theres a fine line between funposting and shitposting, and we crossed it long time ago.

>>779024
When a crappy thread like that appears, we shitpost.
That's the only occasion to relieve all the seriousness and stress in /diy/.

>>779024
holy fuck
I laughed

>>778516
>There is shit with stars, that means we are at least as low as /sci/.
Oh, come on, we can't be that low

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>>779106
Nah, our shitposting is actually fun.

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>>779135

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https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Photoshop

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>>779338
>https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Photoshop

Thats some pretty autistic shit right there, though that was to be expected after seeing what site its from.

I've photoshoped quite a bit of shit with photoshop. I know they say the program, itself, is also to be avoid, but I secured it through piracy

>https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Piracy

well, shit...

>>779342
The main issue with slang is that it emerges over time.
You can't really control it once it has taken off, even though there's a better or more logical option.

>>779347
The reason slang sticks is because it's shorter, more memorable and less ambiguous for those using it than the proposed alternatives.

>>779288
this one's great

>>779376
>>779024
Really well done. Damn, I love you guys

>>779399
Why is this picture here

Leave

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>>779399

>>779311

My sides just exploded, WRYYYYYYY

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>>777279
2 minutes of work.

>>779441
>2 minutes of work.

You don't say?

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Can anybody do the Sistine Chapel? (There are a bunch of other resolutions on wikipedia)

>>779438
You nearly nailed it. The color doesn't fit the pallet though.

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>>779461

I couldn't find the right texture filters in gimp.

>>779295

>look up in the sky
>rainbow table is having a siezure

>>778469
tiananmen chair

>>779621
topkek

>>777657
I didn't expect to lose my shit like that on /diy/

>>779461
>>779688
Retards

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>>779692

>>779441
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. You ruined the only good thread on 4chan.

>>779780
>Fucked up the carpet and door
>Left the vent

Nah thread is still a-go/

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>>777279

Here you go, OP.

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>>779836
Your much nicer people then I am.

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this fucking thread

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I've got you covered, OP.

P-please... don't stop

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>>779866
>>779843
>See raving reviews at bottom of thread
>Come in to see the lelz
>Not a single funny post/edit

>>779342
>>779346
>>779375

I like where this is going, #tears4tables

>>779338
hail the green pepper

>>779338
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Table, is in fact, GNU/Table, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Table. Table is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Table, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Table, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Table is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Table is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Table added, or GNU/Table. All the so-called Table distributions are really distributions of GNU/Table!

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>>778250

holy shit!

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>>779883

This is the first time I've been on /diy/ in almost 4 months.

I love you guys, I'm fucking crying right now. I haven't laughed in weeks. I needed this after I lost my dog.

>>780199
Are you that asshole on /f/ who has been killing dogs everyday for the past few weeks? If not then sorry for your loss.

i cant wait to see this thread on reddit

>>780451
>tables in space thread
>man, dog, died, this, thread, made happy.
>b-but.. maybe, he *kills* dogs, everyday, for months now..

- lost in translation? general.

>>780503
it already is

>>779890
>Green
>Is
>My
>Pepper

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I laughed too hard at this,thank you all.But to the person who photoshopped everything perfectly,and even extended the base moulding all the way to the door...You da REAL MVP.I will have to print that out to use in my portfolio.Thank you so much.

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>>781262

I'm not ready to see it die yet.

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If you want this thread to live on I'd be happy to answer any questions about traditional furniture and cabinetmaking.I am a carpenter by trade and much obliged for all the lol

>>783090
I always wanted to try woodworking as a hobby but live in a small apartment.

What would you suggest is a good starter project for a small space such as an apartment? I was thinking birdhouse but I hate pigeons.

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>>783102
>I was thinking birdhouse but I hate pigeons.
Wat? Who says you have to keep them, much less put pigeons in them? Make small bird houses and sell them to breeders. Make them waterproof, cut bigger holes into the walls on all sides, slap a tray on the bottom, sell hanging bird feeders. Make them of high enough quality and see if your local pet/avian store will stock them for you. Place cards with them inviting people to call you for a quote on other accessories like stands for larger cages and forage trays. Goes alright for me.

> muh cheeky beepers

>>779839
You monster

>>783114
I'm disappointed that the bird cage wasn't Photoshoped on top of the table....

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>>783122

>>783137
perfection

>>779778
Pahahaha this is great

>>777279

This fucking thread is still-going? Jesus, this board moves slower than /trv/.

>>783395
This thread is gonna make history

No, it IS making history

>>777349
buen memeado!

>>783399

Let's push it to one month. We're close.

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>>783102
A birdhouse is a great project to get you started with woodworking.Attached picture: I made one with a hole small enough that only smaller more beautiful birds can fit inside,the owner mostly gets Canaries and sometimes Sparrows.To make a birdhouse at the very least you would need a measuring tape,a pencil,a hand powered mitre box,and a hammer and nails.There are a few ways you can go about really getting into it: Best case scenario take a night school course from a local college,or see if any community centres or highschools near you run a club.The clubs would give you access to a nice variety of power tools, and there would be somebody to teach you enough to get you going.If you want to go it alone there are books and videos you can refer to,check out Paul sellers,Norm Abrams,Roy Underhill, and The wood whisperer on youtube.Being in an apartment you could grab an electric compound mitre saw and a cordless drill and driver,and just with those you can make some nice projects.Just buy your lumber in dimensional form ( 2 by 4", 1x3,4x4,2x12 etc) from the hardware store, cut it to length with the mitre saw,and screw it together with the drills and you can make some decent furniture.( check out http://ana-white.com/plancatalog ) Whatever you end up doing some good tools to pick up in order of importance:
1: a sturdy measuring tape ( dewalt,stanley,rigid)
2: a good 12 inch combination square ( anything smaller is useless,anything larger is too unwieldy and unnecessary,it should be entirely metal with no plastic parts)
3: a screwdriver with multiple interchangeable bits and storage for said bits on the screwdriver itself)
4: a hand powered mitre saw with mitre box ( stanley)
5: a metal claw hammer with a comfortable handle (can be thrown like a tomahawk for shits and giggles)
6:a cordless drill and driver,a jig saw, a circular saw, mitre saw (dewalt or ryobi for all of the above)

And most importantly,when you have 500$ set aside buy yourself a dewalt tablesaw

If money is not an issue go straight for the drills,tablesaw, and mitre saw.The table saw is the most useful and versatile tool to a woodworker and will let you make beautiful woodwork.Get some clamps, and any sturdy table with a vice will serve you well.Godspeed friend, Godspeed

Ps some more good sites:
woodgears
lumberjocks
coolhunter
dornob
check out ikea catalogues for inspiration, but try and be O.G and create your own work

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>>783861

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>>783861

dang guys, this thread is golder than concentrated gold.

also, started woodworking (inspired by mathias wandel after getting high and watchinghis videos) recently. Got meself some handtools (i like those better, I like the workout/long time it takes. Time to clear your head) and made some minor stuff from plyswood and the likes. When I get a jackplane I will finally be able to make some more advanced stuff, for then I will be able to cut (small) boards from rough milled lumber. I also need a panelsaw. And a fine saw. And some chisels. And a strop and polishing compound. And a brace. and drills for those too. I I will need to make a mallet. and a routerplane would be nice...

GODDAMNIT!

oh money where art thou!

>>777381
kek

posting in epic thread

Thanks guys!

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Oh my God,
this thread...it's beautiful.

>>785996
There's absolutely no call for that. This is an extremely slow board. Read the sticky before posting on /diy/ again.

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please just let the thread die

>>786007
Has any thread on /diy/ ever hit the bump limit?

>>786044

Nevarrr

I have had a terrible day and this thread makes it all OK.

Thank you.

>>786044
I think some of the early Bunkerbro threads might have at least come close, and possibly some of the Imitation Crab threads, but I don't recall any thread over 250 replies.

>>786183
>but I don't recall any thread over 250 replies

- like 3dpg (3d printer general) above, you mean.. nope, nevarr happens.

Meanwhile, back in non-alternate reality, generals hit bump limit all the time, 3d thread mentioned hit it in about a week max.

Single project thread, dunno - last one was prob. scrotum warmer, which def hit limit, but may not have been last to..

This thread may actually hit image post limit first - dont remember that, maybe, a /diy/ debut. Unless y'all posting continual nonsense over post counts, instead of righteous stool photos, that is.

tl;dr - it happens, indeed.

>>786044
One about being frugal and how consumerism sucks did.

>>786044
Does no one remember battlemechdood?
He made a goddamn enclosed sitdown mech simulator cabinet. And made the game which it played. Also had a car that he made mad max style additions to. Also think he was the first person I saw make a pip boy on here. Pretty sure he wasn't the new Vegas prop dude.

>>777383
Smiled

>>786460
or the fucking artificial crab meat guy.

>>778261
Yeah, who needs knowledge and productivity when you have memes?

>>786950
see
>>779717

>>777279
did you really make that?

Not criticising, quite the opposite infact,
If you made that then I am impressed

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>>786951
Just kidding, I love memes.

>>779891
>There really is a Table, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use
kek

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>>786964
THANKS, DOC

>>786964
nice de-ghettoizing with that green.

>>786979
My dose... I haven't had one in ages.

Are all these "haha thanks 4chan :3 (p.s. I'm new here *holds up spork*)" posts meta b8ing me?
There's no way there could be that many newfigs who don't lurk at all right?
Right?

I fucking love 4chan.

>>778453
Feel free to never return.

>momentary lapse of reason

>>786196
Oh generals, sure, but I'm not counting those because that's just too obvious. Generals are more like a board-within-a-board than a thread, anyway.

>>786007
XD kekkled

I saw the OPs request, and came in quick... Dont let me down... I need a laugh

I have more saved pictures of this table then i do porn... Thanks guys

>>786460
>Does no one remember battlemechdood?
I do. His modified Scion was stupid though.

>>787677
are you including the table sex pics in your count? because I think technically they are both...

>>783090
you need to use normal camera next time, resolution of your photos is abysmal

>>787615
Reminds me of BrodyQuest.

Someone needs to do TableQuest

>>783093

my fucking sides

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Here you go OP, your room just got longer.

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>>777279
*fixed

>>787887
Or you can go back to Tumblr.

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There you go

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>>788365
the room was long enough already

>>777470
best one

>>779311
Brilliant!

>>788491
kek

last spot on the last page, almost didn't make it a month

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Well I did something :D

>>790436
skilled

>>790290
holy shit

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>>787598
>Anyone?

>>790436
ban for using adblock????

>>790290
>>790290
>>790290
>>790712

woops meant this one

>>790713
>>790712
are you asking if I was banned for adblock? no

or are you suggesting I should be? because bans don't really do anything here

>>790736
you should be banned for not blocking the annoying message left in place of the blocked ad

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>>790741
fair enough

>>778509
epic

I like this thread

>>779651
/diy/ is probably the most hilarious board on all of 4chin

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>>792606

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>>792960

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>>792961

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>>792962

>>792960
>>792961
>>792962
>>792964
10/10 photoset

>tfw this thread still exists

>>793170
>mfw it still is

>>777439
>filename

8/8

Such a beautiful thread...

i vote that anyone who bumps this thread from here on gets b&

>won't let me put sage in the name field

>>790681
do it yourself

>>786007
first I said what the fuck. now I say why the fuck

>>795306
That's only fair if you get banned aswel.

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>this thread's still going

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ITT: 8.5/10 albums

>>795694
Motherfucking what the fuck happened to my thread

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>>786007
THE TABLE NEVER ENDS!

>>777281
Gsgsgaga

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>>787545
I'm assuming you needed to vent?

This is why I come here.

>mfw still shooping

>>795874
Interstellar! Great film imo.

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>>777279

Dont die

>4chan i can't do this myself
>on diy, fuking do it yourself board
>great results

ITS ALIIIIIIVEEEEE, ALIIIIIIIIVE

This one's up there with the crab meat and the box fan filter prism.

>>783090
do people like grinling gibbons still exist to apprentice from? that old pre-1900s woodwork was some of the sweetest, but now it seems like you need to inherit it or be rich to even look at it.

>>797486
Dunno bout makin it, however, lookin at it def. aint as expensive as you think - Flea market / Junk Shop / Auctions / Etc.

Maybe aint IKEA prices, but, you can still pick up a few bargains - most people aint got time, nor inclination, nor 'preciation of Q-ua-lity to bother otherwise nowadays.

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Lord Table... can you hear me?

>mfw its still alive

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Any takers?

>>797486
Mennonites, dude.

HOW IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?

WE NEED MORE PICS

>>787594
aww come on man, don't be a dick.

>mfw this thread is on page 1

Dubs the next post is trips

>>798940
This is the thread that never ends...
yes it goes on and on my friends...

bumping before gets deleted

You can check this http://routertablereviews.com/dewalt-dwe7480xa-10-inch-compact-job-site-table-saw/ as well.

Me too

lets upload some more pics.

>>799992
no anon

anyways lets get

>>799994
yes lets lets

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>>799993
why the fuck not.

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>not getting the get

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>>800007
> being obsessed with numbers

>>777414
>filename

Oh god no.

>>777657
Holy shit, are you sure you know what board you're on.

8/8

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>>795776

Bump, because fuck it!

Is this thread still alive wow just wow

>>781281
Funniest post in this thread.

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Table of power confirmed

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Dat thread

it is still here?
wow