I made this table as a gift and I didnt get a chance to take a good picture of it with a decent background before i gave it away.If someone could do me the kindness of removing the garbage bags,electrical outlet,floor vent and overall ghetto-ness of this picture I would be so thankful.If you like do some stupid shit as well,It is still appreciated
My sides are in space right now!
hahahahaha these are all so well done,I cant imagine the time that went into them.The funniest ones though were the bags of garbage,and the other table with garbage on top and juxtaposed floor register.You guys all deserve jobs in visual effects, I salute you
Lol Thank you so much guys,I laughed too hard at this shit.I have never been on 4chan before so I had no idea where to post my request,but I'm glad I posted here and you guys are my heroes.I should stop replying before I become addicted to 4chan
Theres a fine line between funposting and shitposting, and we crossed it long time ago.
Nah, our shitposting is actually fun.
Thats some pretty autistic shit right there, though that was to be expected after seeing what site its from.
I've photoshoped quite a bit of shit with photoshop. I know they say the program, itself, is also to be avoid, but I secured it through piracy
Can anybody do the Sistine Chapel? (There are a bunch of other resolutions on wikipedia)
You nearly nailed it. The color doesn't fit the pallet though.
I couldn't find the right texture filters in gimp.
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Table, is in fact, GNU/Table, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Table. Table is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Table, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Table, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Table is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Table is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Table added, or GNU/Table. All the so-called Table distributions are really distributions of GNU/Table!
I laughed too hard at this,thank you all.But to the person who photoshopped everything perfectly,and even extended the base moulding all the way to the door...You da REAL MVP.I will have to print that out to use in my portfolio.Thank you so much.
If you want this thread to live on I'd be happy to answer any questions about traditional furniture and cabinetmaking.I am a carpenter by trade and much obliged for all the lol
I always wanted to try woodworking as a hobby but live in a small apartment.
What would you suggest is a good starter project for a small space such as an apartment? I was thinking birdhouse but I hate pigeons.
>I was thinking birdhouse but I hate pigeons.
Wat? Who says you have to keep them, much less put pigeons in them? Make small bird houses and sell them to breeders. Make them waterproof, cut bigger holes into the walls on all sides, slap a tray on the bottom, sell hanging bird feeders. Make them of high enough quality and see if your local pet/avian store will stock them for you. Place cards with them inviting people to call you for a quote on other accessories like stands for larger cages and forage trays. Goes alright for me.
> muh cheeky beepers
A birdhouse is a great project to get you started with woodworking.Attached picture: I made one with a hole small enough that only smaller more beautiful birds can fit inside,the owner mostly gets Canaries and sometimes Sparrows.To make a birdhouse at the very least you would need a measuring tape,a pencil,a hand powered mitre box,and a hammer and nails.There are a few ways you can go about really getting into it: Best case scenario take a night school course from a local college,or see if any community centres or highschools near you run a club.The clubs would give you access to a nice variety of power tools, and there would be somebody to teach you enough to get you going.If you want to go it alone there are books and videos you can refer to,check out Paul sellers,Norm Abrams,Roy Underhill, and The wood whisperer on youtube.Being in an apartment you could grab an electric compound mitre saw and a cordless drill and driver,and just with those you can make some nice projects.Just buy your lumber in dimensional form ( 2 by 4", 1x3,4x4,2x12 etc) from the hardware store, cut it to length with the mitre saw,and screw it together with the drills and you can make some decent furniture.( check out http://ana-white.com/plancatalog ) Whatever you end up doing some good tools to pick up in order of importance:
1: a sturdy measuring tape ( dewalt,stanley,rigid)
2: a good 12 inch combination square ( anything smaller is useless,anything larger is too unwieldy and unnecessary,it should be entirely metal with no plastic parts)
3: a screwdriver with multiple interchangeable bits and storage for said bits on the screwdriver itself)
4: a hand powered mitre saw with mitre box ( stanley)
5: a metal claw hammer with a comfortable handle (can be thrown like a tomahawk for shits and giggles)
6:a cordless drill and driver,a jig saw, a circular saw, mitre saw (dewalt or ryobi for all of the above)
And most importantly,when you have 500$ set aside buy yourself a dewalt tablesaw
If money is not an issue go straight for the drills,tablesaw, and mitre saw.The table saw is the most useful and versatile tool to a woodworker and will let you make beautiful woodwork.Get some clamps, and any sturdy table with a vice will serve you well.Godspeed friend, Godspeed
Ps some more good sites:
check out ikea catalogues for inspiration, but try and be O.G and create your own work
dang guys, this thread is golder than concentrated gold.
also, started woodworking (inspired by mathias wandel after getting high and watchinghis videos) recently. Got meself some handtools (i like those better, I like the workout/long time it takes. Time to clear your head) and made some minor stuff from plyswood and the likes. When I get a jackplane I will finally be able to make some more advanced stuff, for then I will be able to cut (small) boards from rough milled lumber. I also need a panelsaw. And a fine saw. And some chisels. And a strop and polishing compound. And a brace. and drills for those too. I I will need to make a mallet. and a routerplane would be nice...
oh money where art thou!
>but I don't recall any thread over 250 replies
- like 3dpg (3d printer general) above, you mean.. nope, nevarr happens.
Meanwhile, back in non-alternate reality, generals hit bump limit all the time, 3d thread mentioned hit it in about a week max.
Single project thread, dunno - last one was prob. scrotum warmer, which def hit limit, but may not have been last to..
This thread may actually hit image post limit first - dont remember that, maybe, a /diy/ debut. Unless y'all posting continual nonsense over post counts, instead of righteous stool photos, that is.
tl;dr - it happens, indeed.
Does no one remember battlemechdood?
He made a goddamn enclosed sitdown mech simulator cabinet. And made the game which it played. Also had a car that he made mad max style additions to. Also think he was the first person I saw make a pip boy on here. Pretty sure he wasn't the new Vegas prop dude.
do people like grinling gibbons still exist to apprentice from? that old pre-1900s woodwork was some of the sweetest, but now it seems like you need to inherit it or be rich to even look at it.
Dunno bout makin it, however, lookin at it def. aint as expensive as you think - Flea market / Junk Shop / Auctions / Etc.
Maybe aint IKEA prices, but, you can still pick up a few bargains - most people aint got time, nor inclination, nor 'preciation of Q-ua-lity to bother otherwise nowadays.