Just finished installing my first toilet seat. What do you think?

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>>1236775
About to replace mine. Wish me luck

>>1236775
Phtoilet?

I think your seat is too big for your pan.

>>1236775
Andrew?

>>1236777
>>1236775
wtf I too replaced mine today.

>>1236775
You still have to aim your cock down, but its honestly not going to hurt anything other than look dumb

>>1236787
2nd post best post. I was thinking the exact same thing.

>>1236775

well since you didnt measure the old one first and bought a new one and then after seeing it was too big installed it anyways.. you are a stupid fuck

>>1236775
Should have gone with the round seat, not the oval one.

>>1236775
You're missing the bidet.

did you think of putting like a silicone caulking around the bottom. i do it when i put in toilets. any thoughts?

>>1236787
>Phtoilet
???

>>1237034
I'm going with: to make the "ph" (f) sound you have to put your upper teeth on your lower lip, which gives you an overbite, which is what the toilet looks like.

>>1236775
It's the wrong colour and size, but otherwise, good job OP.

>>1236775
Beige/10

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>>1237034
For reference... Welcome to 2011

>>1236775

Keep a mop handy

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>>1236787
bost of the year two thousand phtheventeen

>>1236775
Does it wobble? if not, good job OP.

>>1236775
You fucked up.
That toilet seat isnt for your toilet. There are oval bowels and there are round bowels.
Also your toilet is the wrong color for that lid.

>>1238482
yep, better buy a new toilet for your lid that is the right shape and color.

>>1236775
I think you need to properly bolt down your toilet.

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>>1236775
Op didn't Crack the porcelain, good job. You get a gold star!

>>1236775
Good

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>>1238495

my thoughts exactly

>>1236777
Nigga this shit is braindead simple. There's not a lot of room for error unless the current toilet seat is installed by some confounding means. The worst mistake you can really make is >>1236775
i.e. buying the wrong size/shape seat for your toilet.

>>1238646
people actually do that?
what kind of mongoloid actually does that?

>>1237024
Not him but I do apartment maintenance and I don't caulk it so that I know if there's a leak or problem with the wax ring. Never had any problems. Sometimes residents bitch that they want it done so I do it to humor them and do it

>>1236775
Can't believe how many autists are taking this seriously