How can i rig a system to piss on people?
My idea is to maybe mount wishield washer sprayers on the back of my truck so that when somebody is tailgating or just generally driving like an asshole i can push a button and spray piss on thier car.
Anybody have suggestions?
Lol. Easiest way would just be some buckets or cans filled with piss and a pulley that would tip the cans / buckets off the end of the truck. Don't know how easy it would be to keep them from falling over on their own, but that's for the engineers in China to figure out, right?
>help me /diy/ I want to squirt urine on passing motorists
Kek, but that's a lot of work. Just fill up a water pistol and drive by them with your pee pee poo poo fluid mix.
>>1235885
Alternatively, a leaf blower and a bucket of piss would also work. You'd just need to rig something up to cause the leaf blower to blow and then you could just have it sit in the piss bucket and spray on command
>>1235873
Use windshield washer pumps and nozzles. Widen the nozzle a little bit to blast more piss straight ahead. Use two nozzles, if you can.
Or even better, use a DEET-enhanced bug spray like SC Johnson’s OFF!
You can build a powered piss sprayer easy! Here's what you need:
Home depot garden sprayer (should connect to vacuum hose fine, the ones that come on a gardening spike)
Autozone windshield washer pump for almost any car
Button, wires, vacuum lines (washer lines)
Old bottle or whatever you like for the resovoir
Duct tape/adhesive/hose clamps and zip ties
Hole setup should run you less than $60 if you get stuck I can walk you through it. Also for additional reference lookup mighty car mods intercooler sprayer on YouTube. It's basically what you want except they are spraying water instead of piss for some ricer shit
>>1235873
Why piss? Shoot oil.
Just hire some homeless guy to sit in the back of your truck, ready to go. They're sitting by all the freeway offramps, so they're easy to find and always full of piss.
>>1236009
Or silicone lube. I think it ought to bond with the windowglass.
>>1235873
My sister's VW basically has what you describe, because her rear windshield fluid sprayer is missing the cap that angles the spray backwards towards the glass. The fluid just shoots out maybe 10 feet.
>>1236063
Ya man. Make it inconspicuous. Get 007 on that shit.
Spray Thompsons water seal instead. Ruins windshields
>>1235887
Maybe use a fuel injector mounted in the outlet of the blower
>>1235873
As much as they deserve it, this is a good way to get yourself killed from road rage.
>>1236828
Or to kill somebody then have homicide detectives find piss sprayers mounted on your truck, which would constitute intent to possibly injure someone on the road.
>>1235873
Sorry, guy, the best thing you can do legally is something like an LED strip that you can ticker nasty messages across. Otherwise you might as well just break check them and hop out from your wrecked truck and attack them. Me, I just pull over and let the retards pass.
>>1236877
With an appropriate hand gesture as they pass, of course.
Maybe do one of those 300 watt mega lasers and use a rear view camera to aim it at their eyeballs. I hate those fuckers
>>1236893
Follow-up. How would you rig a simple machine that can aim something up down and side to side with a remote controller?
>spray piss on thier car
gee I bet they'll stop tailgating and being an asshole to you when you do that
>>1236894
Stepper motors, a stepper motor driver/a bunch of MOSFETs, and a microcontroller with some sort of wireless or radio module.
For the angle control use an electric rear view mirror setup